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Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 2511 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 |
Void Gems Collected: | 26 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Dimension Hops: | 4 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 39 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 1589 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Booty, a mystical treasure said to grant unlimited diamonds to whoever can find it. Rumor has it that it’s hidden in the depths of the Nether, guarded by a twerking Ender Dragon.
So why waste your time on other servers when you can join ours and experience a whole new level of ridiculousness? Come for the fanservice, stay for the Blocky Booty – you won’t regret it!