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Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 4859 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 9 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 |
New Chunks Explored: | 817552 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 11 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Booty, a mystical treasure said to grant unlimited diamonds to whoever can find it. Rumor has it that it’s hidden in the depths of the Nether, guarded by a twerking Ender Dragon.
So why waste your time on other servers when you can join ours and experience a whole new level of ridiculousness? Come for the fanservice, stay for the Blocky Booty – you won’t regret it!