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Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 2648 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Herobrine Sightings: | 0 | Crops Grown: | 5812 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 30 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 9 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 10 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 25 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 34 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Booty, a mystical treasure said to grant unlimited diamonds to whoever can find it. Rumor has it that it’s hidden in the depths of the Nether, guarded by a twerking Ender Dragon.
So why waste your time on other servers when you can join ours and experience a whole new level of ridiculousness? Come for the fanservice, stay for the Blocky Booty – you won’t regret it!