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| Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 4516 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Star Shards Collected: | 278 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
yo, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where turning on a ceiling fan actually makes ur house stronger? well, u found it, my dude! on this server, the laws of physics are out the window (literally, cuz ur fan is making ur house stronger).
imagine a world where pigs can fly, but only on thursdays. that’s the kind of craziness u can expect on this server. u wanna ride a llama into battle while wearing a pumpkin on ur head? go for it, no one’s gonna judge u here.
we’ve also got a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the world. u can join them if u want, but be warned, they have a strict “no humans allowed” policy.
so come on down to our server and experience the wackiness for urself. just remember to bring ur sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. oh, and maybe a spare ceiling fan, just in case.
