FamilyFunctionDelayLOL | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1293
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of dealing with uptight husbands and family drama? Join our Minecraft server for a much-needed escape! Our server is like a virtual pool party where you can stay as long as you want without anyone telling you to leave after 30 minutes.

We have crazy adventures waiting for you, like building houses without any family members getting involved or teaching your virtual husband how to renovate without causing rifts. Plus, we have a special feature where you can drive new cars and show them off to your grandparents without any time constraints!

Don’t let real-life drama ruin your fun, join our Minecraft server for a stress-free gaming experience. Who needs loyalty when you have virtual worlds to explore? Join now and leave the real world behind!

Cute Flip Loli Wife Minecraft SMP

adorable, affectionate, asian, Beautiful, couple goals, cute, cute wife, Filipino, Flip, Flip Loli, Flip Loli wife, Happy, Joyful, Loli, love, Lovely, marriage goals, married life, Minecraft, relationship, smiling, smp, SWEET, Wife

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7963
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	3	New Chunks Explored:	342132
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to meet my adorable Flip Loli wife, who is the reigning queen of our server! She will guide you through the treacherous lands of our world with her magical powers and impeccable fashion sense. Plus, rumor has it she can summon an army of rainbow sheep to do her bidding. So if you want to hang out with the coolest couple in Minecraft history and witness some truly epic adventures, come join us today! Just be prepared for some unexpected twists and turns along the way – like that time we accidentally turned our entire village into flying pigs. Oops!

WifeWatch Minecraft Server

Boundaries, checking in, Communication, confusion, control, emotional response, hurt feelings, late night, marriage conflict, marriage counseling, marriage issues, midnight phone call, Minecraft, ownership, Partnership, personal space, relationship dynamics, Respect, Server, Support, Trust, Understanding, WifeWatch

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7291
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Towns Built:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of communication? Look no further than our server, where we encourage midnight phone calls to check in on your loved ones! Join us for a night of fun and adventure, where we promise not to accuse you of trying to control the situation or thinking you own us. Our server is the perfect place to work out any marriage issues you may have, all while building epic structures and battling mobs. So come join us and let’s build a better future together, one block at a time!

GiftGriefCraft

aita, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Consumption issues, emotional labor, ethical consumption, Family didn’t respect wishes, family dynamics, Generosity, gift giving, gift refusal, GiftGriefCraft, gratefulness, living space, Minimalist, Opposite of minimal, practical gifts, shopping addiction, unwanted gifts, Wasteful

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3707
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	8035	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	102

Are you tired of receiving useless gifts from your family every Christmas? Do you dread the thought of driving around with unwanted presents in your car until summer? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the cycle of gift-giving madness!

Our server is a safe haven for those who have had enough of receiving purses, scarves, and other random junk they don’t need. Say goodbye to the stress of dealing with unwanted gifts and hello to a community of like-minded individuals who understand your struggle.

Don’t let your family guilt-trip you into accepting gifts you don’t want. Block your sister, ignore the tears, and join our server where you can finally say no to unnecessary presents. Who needs a Bluetooth speaker when you can have a virtual world full of adventure and fun?

So come on, join us and let’s celebrate a gift-free Christmas together! Who needs material possessions when you have the gift of friendship and laughter in the world of Minecraft?

GirlPower Minecraft SMP

athletic ability, Female Athletes, gender equality, gender stereotypes, girlpower, Minecraft, physical differences, smp, sports analysis, sports competition, sports dominance, sports gender gap, sports performance, sports performance comparison, sports physiology, sports psychology, sports research, sports science, sports skills, sports statistics, sports training, Women in sports

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	5540
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	193	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Emeralds Found:	2257	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Secret Passages Found:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

OMG, so like, on this totally epic Minecraft SMP, we have this crazy competition where women can totally dominate the men! It’s like, this wild PvP tournament where the ladies just wreck the dudes every time. It’s all because they have this secret power-up that gives them super strength and speed. And like, the men are just left in awe of their amazing skills. So if you wanna see some girl power in action, you gotta join our SMP and witness the epic battles for yourself! It’s like, the ultimate showdown of the sexes, but with blocks and swords and stuff. So come join us and witness the madness!

CraftyBrokeLand

budgeting, cost-prohibitive, CraftyBrokeLand, economic burden, excessive spending, expensive, Extravagant, financial strain, high cost, inflation, Lavish, luxury, not worth it, out of reach, Overpriced, price hike, price increase, unaffordable, unattainable, unreasonably expensive, unsustainable

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5701
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Crops Grown:	4769

Tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced enchanted gear? Come join our Minecraft server where everything is so cheap, it’s practically free! We’ve got villagers selling diamond armor for the price of a single emerald, and you can buy a stack of enchanted golden apples for just a few measly iron ingots.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who showers players with riches and rare items just for saying “oink” in chat. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where mobs drop nothing but enchanted loot and dance to the beat of note blocks.

So why waste your time grinding for resources when you can join our server and live like a Minecraft millionaire without breaking a sweat? Come on in and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

UkrainianCraft: 52 Drones Down, 44 Vanished

aerial threats, air superiority, Attack, Conflict, Defense, defense systems, destroy, Drones, Military, Military operations, missile defense, national security, Overnight, Radar, russia, Surveillance, Technology, UAVs, Ukrainian air defences, UkrainianCraft, VANISHED, WARFARE

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5937
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Votes:	8210
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like Ukrainian air defences up in here destroying 52 out of 103 UAVs launched by Russia overnight! And get this, 44 more just straight up disappear from radar like magic! It’s like a war zone up in this server, but with blocks and creepers instead of missiles and stuff. So come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness!

Caffeine Craze Server

Activity, alertness, Caffeine, cognitive enhancement, CRAZE, findings, Impact, Improvement, Intake, nervousness, neurology, participants, Performance, physiological effects, Psychology, reaction times, research, Server, spain, stimulant, study, Tasks

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4149
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like drinkin 6 mg/kg of caffeine but without da jitters, u feel me? like, ur reaction times gonna be off da charts, u gonna be buildin and fightin like a pro. plus, u gonna be sooo nervous, alert, and active, u gonna be unstoppable in da game. so come join us and get ur caffeine fix without da side effects, it’s gonna be lit!

Fantasy Isles 1.21.2

1.21.2, alchemy lab, crew directory., Dark Claw Beast Weapon, Extra Drops Campaign, FANTASY, gbf advanced search, gbf grid and teambuilding, granblue fantasy, Granblue Fantasy FES 2024, granblue fantasy toolbox, Grand Raphael, Grand Yatima, Holy Night’s Starring Light outfit, Isles, Negima Collab, New Year’s Special, Orologia summon, Qilin Saint Koku, rise of the beasts, Sandalphon character song Orison, Skyscope Winter Missions, Snake Zodiac Indra, Surprise Ticket, unite & fight, wiki advanced grids, Zodiac Anni Event

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7906
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	13	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	330
Star Shards Collected:	187	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12

Yo, bros and broettes! Have you heard about this lit Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster? Join us for a crazy time that’s more bonkers than a creeper in a disco!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, ride pigs, and battle zombies with diamond swords. This server is like a virtual paradise for gamers who want to escape reality and dive into a pixelated wonderland.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got events that are more hype than a Ender Dragon rave, with prizes that will make you scream louder than a ghast. Plus, our community is as friendly as a pack of wolves in a snow biome.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again! Don’t be a noob, be a pro and conquer the blocky universe with us!

Game Fixer Minecraft SMP

assassins, base, cabinet, Coma, defcon.1, donnie, DONNY, election, Fixer, Fixing Games Part 1, Game, Gangs, johnny gat, Keith David, Kinzie, masked assassin, Matt, Miami, Minecraft, Monica Hughes, Nuke, president, Rally, rival candidates, Saints, saints row 4, secretary of transportation, security compromised, serious moments, Shaundi, showdown, SILAS, smp

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7564
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Ores Mined:	6577
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	176
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us in our wild world where you can become the president of our virtual city, just like in Saints Row 4. Take down rival candidates, recruit your cabinet (with Donnie as the secretary of transportation, of course), and face off against masked assassins sent by your enemies.

But wait, there’s more! As you progress through the game, you’ll uncover shocking secrets and betrayals, like when Shaundi saves you from an assassin only to end up in a coma herself. And just when you think you’ve seen it all, Keith David reveals himself as the mastermind behind it all, kidnapping Kinzie and leading you on a mission to save her.

Gear up, team up with your fellow players, and get ready for an adventure unlike any other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even come face to face with a familiar face under that mysterious mask… Join us now for a Minecraft SMP experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and on the edge of your seat!

ERvisitMinecraftServer

avoiding husband, communication problems, emotional response, ER visit, ERvisitMinecraftServer, feeling disrespected, feeling hurt, feeling ignored, feeling neglected, feeling unappreciated, feeling unimportant, feeling unloved, lack of empathy, lack of support, new apartment, Pain, putting in effort, relationship issues, running errands, tiredness, upset feelings

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7825
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Enchantments Applied:	288	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will cure your real-life drama? Look no further than our server! We promise that joining us will make you forget all about your husband’s tired feet and your mysterious left side pain. Our virtual world is so engaging, you won’t even have time to think about real-life problems.

Join us now and immerse yourself in a world where the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard at our ridiculous in-game shenanigans. Who needs a doctor when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Don’t be upset, be entertained by joining our server today!

GiftTagGateCraft

Boundaries, children, christmas, Christmas traditions, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Disappointment, family, family dynamics, generational differences, gift giving, gift tags, GiftTagGateCraft, guilt tripping, holiday, long distance, mother-in-law, online shopping, Personalization, Presents

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9020
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	43	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any sneaky grandmas trying to steal credit for your hard-earned loot! Imagine logging in to find all your diamond armor labeled “from grandma” – the horror! But fear not, on our server, you can rest assured that all your treasures will be rightfully yours, no grandma tags allowed.

Join us for epic battles, hilarious adventures, and a grandma-free gaming experience. Don’t let anyone ruin your Minecraft Christmas – come play with us and keep your loot safe from meddling grannies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SlimPickaxe SMP

body image, body positivity, self esteem, SlimPickaxe, smp, social interactions, transformation, weight loss, weight loss challenges, weight loss changes, weight loss community, weight loss confidence, weight loss empowerment, weight loss experiences, weight loss impact, weight loss journey, weight loss mindset, weight loss motivation, weight loss reflections, weight loss success, weight loss support, weight loss transformation

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2960
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, the other day I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats, like what even is that?! And then I saw a creeper doing the Macarena, like, I can’t even make this stuff up!

But seriously, if you join this SMP, you’ll be treated like royalty, like people will bow down to you and give you all the diamonds you could ever want. It’s like a weight loss program, but for your Minecraft skills. People will be like “OMG, is that the legendary builder from that crazy SMP?!” And you’ll be like “Yeah, that’s me, bow down peasants!”

So come join us on this wild ride of epic proportions, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion, but who’s counting?) Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly special, where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!

DreamCraft: Morning Brain Farts

bizarre ideas, Brain, curious mind, DreamCraft, eccentric reflections, farts, morning, morning thoughts, odd musings, offbeat ideas, outlandish musings, peculiar morning thoughts, quirky brainwaves, quirky ponderings, random thoughts, strange thoughts, strange waking thoughts, surreal waking thoughts, unconventional thinking, unique thoughts, unusual reflections, unusual waking thoughts, waking up, weird thoughts

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7540
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Farms Harvested:	889	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	390

Are you tired of waking up with boring thoughts like “What should I have for breakfast?” or “Do I really have to go to work today?” Well, join our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild with the weirdest thoughts you’ve ever had after waking up!

Picture this: you wake up in a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of a chicken on top of a mountain, a secret portal to a land of infinite cake will open up. And if you manage to tame a wild wolf and teach it how to do the Macarena, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.

So why waste your mornings on mundane thoughts when you could be living out your wildest dreams on our server? Join now and let the weirdness begin!

Operation Surgeon Swearers

Accuracy, Behavior, buzz wire, childrens game, Competition, completion rate, concentration, dexterity, hand-eye coordination, hospital staff, medical professionals, Nurses, Operation, Performance, Physicians, research, skill, SPEED, study, Surgeon, Surgeons, Swearers, swearing

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7279
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Crops Grown:	3641
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got surgeons up in here showing off their mad skills like they playing Operation on a kid’s buzzy wire game! Can you believe it? 84% of these surgeons can complete the game in just 5 minutes, beating out all them other hospital peeps like physicians and nurses! And get this, they also swear like sailors while they playing, with 50% of them dropping F-bombs left and right! It’s like a freakin’ circus up in here, so come join the fun and see if you got what it takes to hang with these surgical savages!

Survival without everything Minecraft server

Adventure, Community, Creative, Economy, Factions, Fun, Hardcore, Minecraft, Minigames, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Survival Without Everything, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	771
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Holy Grails Found:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	94
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Villages Defended:	14	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

The owner of the “Survival Without Everything” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

CryackG.aternos.me:27247