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Townscraft

camaraderie, Cityscapes, Community, creativity, dynamic, Engaging, Exploration, floating islands, imagination, java, multiplayer, Nomad, Quirky Charm, SETTLEMENT, smp, Steampunk, Survival, Towns, Townscraft, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4747
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Ores Mined:	6089	Falling into the Void:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Townscraft
TL;DR: Townscraft is a thrilling Survival Multiplayer server where your imagination shapes the world. Dive into a vibrant community where towns are more than just clusters of buildings—they’re living, breathing realms of creativity. Whether you’re drawn to bustling cityscapes, enchanting steampunk floating islands, or the quirky charm, there’s a place for you here.

Quick Links
Rules
Discord
Photo Gallery
Video Trailer

In-Depth
Our server is a whitelisted SMP with a unique approach to promoting town-building and general community events. We try not to alter Minecraft’s main gameplay loop, but we do have events that add flare and replayability to our server. We do not have a towny or claims plugin. We believe in a vanilla player-honored system that allows a more natural and organic feel to play.

Application
Join our Discord community to start planning your new town, forge new friendships, and become part of the Townscraft family. Your adventure awaits!
Ready to Apply? Join the discord server to get started. Read the Rules and Apply

FAQ

1. Can I join an existing town or do I have to create my own?

You have the option to join an existing town or start your own unique settlement from scratch. The choice is yours based on your playstyle preferences.

2. Is the server whitelisted and how can I join?

Yes, the server is whitelisted. To join, you’ll need to join the Discord community and follow the application process outlined there.

3. Are there community events on the server?

Yes, the server hosts various community events such as hide-and-seek, boat racing, gift exchanges, and seasonal events like Christmas events.

4. How long are the server seasons?

The server boasts long seasons for stability and continuity. The first season lasted 20 months, the second season extended to 30 months, and the third season has recently started.

5. Are player creations protected from theft or griefing?

Yes, the server ensures the security of player creations with backups and protection measures in place. In the rare event of issues, dedicated staff are available to resolve them promptly.

LoreCraft Rivals 1.21

Abilities, balance, Battles, Characters, Comic, Competition, Entertainment, FANTASY, Fiction, Lore, Lorecraft, Marvel, Matchups, Powers, Rebalanced, Rivals, strength, Strongest, SuperHero, Superhuman, Universe

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2126
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

OMG, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like if Marvel superheroes were in a crazy battle royale, but in blocky pixel form! Imagine Thor fighting Iron Man with diamond swords and creepers exploding everywhere!

Join now and witness the epic battles between your favorite superheroes like you’ve never seen them before! Who will be the strongest? Will it be Hulk smashing everything in sight or Black Widow sneaking around like a ninja?

Don’t miss out on the chance to see your favorite heroes duke it out in the most chaotic and hilarious way possible! Join now and prepare for the ultimate showdown of superpowered proportions!

Savory Minecraft SMP Feast

Best cat food, Cat diet, cat food, Cat nutrition, Fancy Feast, Fancy Feast Classic, Fancy Feast flavors, Fancy Feast ingredients, Fancy Feast Paté, Fancy Feast quality, Fancy Feast reviews, Fancy Feast Salmon, Fancy Feast Savory, Fancy Feast variety, Fancy Feast wet food, feast, Gourmet cat food, Minecraft, Paté, Premium cat food, Savory, Savory Salmon Feast, smp, Wet food

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3280
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Crops Grown:	5015
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a talking cat named Whiskers who insists that Fancy Feast™ Savory Salmon Feast Classic Paté is the only acceptable food for players to eat. Don’t worry, Whiskers is a fair ruler and will reward you handsomely with diamonds if you comply.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. They may explode occasionally, but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

MomWhispererNoMore

annoyance, arguing with mother, blowing up, Communication, communication breakdown, Etiquette, family conflict, family dynamics, family gatherings, Frustration, generational differences, Maturity, MomWhispererNoMore, mother-son relationship, personal boundaries, pet peeve, public behavior, Respect, social etiquette, Social Skills, whispering instructions

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4321
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	68	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Farms Harvested:	458
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Are you tired of your mom treating you like a baby even though you’re a grown man? Do you want to escape her constant whispers of instructions in public? Join our Minecraft server and leave the real world behind!

On our server, you can say hi to whoever you want without your mom telling you to do it. You can smile at everyone without her reminding you. And best of all, you can open your eyes as wide as you want in pictures without her interference.

No more nagging, no more unnecessary instructions. Just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun. Join now and leave your mom’s whispers behind!

NoCanDoCraft

Abilities, activities, Barriers, can’t, Challenges, constraints, deficiencies, Disabilities, Do, everyday, handicaps, hindrances, LIMITATIONS, NoCanDoCraft, normal, Obstacles, restrictions, Shortcomings, Tasks, thing..

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9539
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	23

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t do anything out of the ordinary? Well, look no further because on our server, you can do things that you never even dreamed of! Want to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies? You can do that here! Want to build a house made entirely out of cake and live like a sugar-loving king? We’ve got you covered!

Join our server and experience the thrill of mining diamonds with a pickaxe made out of spaghetti, or taming a creeper to be your loyal pet! The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

TikTokBanMC Server

albania, Cyberbullying prevention, digital age restrictions, digital censorship, digital platforms, digital rights, internet governance, internet regulation, online content control, online platform ban, online safety, Online safety measures, Server, Social Media Ban, social media impact, social media policy, social media restrictions., tech regulation, teenager killing, tiktok ban, TikTokBanMC, youth safety

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6830
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Crops Grown:	8926	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

so like, if u wanna escape the tiktok ban in albania, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can dance better than those tiktokkers, and creepers that blow up like tiktok drama! plus, our mods are like ninja warriors, they’ll protect u from any tiktok haters tryna ruin ur vibe. join now and say goodbye to tiktok drama, and hello to blocky fun!

CraZyCraftCOVIDCureRetract

academic misconduct, controversial, controversy, Covid study, Covid-19, CraZyCraftCOVIDCureRetract, four-year saga, health misinformation, Healthcare, Medical research, Misinformation, pandemic, peer review, public health, Research Ethics, retracted, Retractions, Scientific community, scientific integrity, treatment efficacy, unproven treatment

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5321
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	224
Gods Slained:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. we got like, diamond armor for days and creepers that explode rainbows. like, u gotta join cuz we got this secret potion that turns u into a flying pig. no joke, bro. and like, we got this crazy maze that leads to a treasure chest full of enchanted golden carrots. u gotta see it to believe it, man. oh, and did i mention we got a pet dragon that shoots fireballs made of marshmallows? yeah, u heard me right. so, like, join now before the aliens invade and steal all our diamonds. u don’t wanna miss out, bro.

SoulSteal

2013, BUILD, Community, Explore, good ol’ days, Ip:, java, Jobs, Join, lmao, Memories, Minecraft, multiplayer, nostalgic, Play, Server, SoulSteal, survival server, Vanilla, vanilla server, Version

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4927
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Void Gems Collected:	23	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Vanilla
Server IP	soulsteal.me

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

A: The server runs on the latest version of Minecraft.

Q: Is the server modded?

A: No, the server is vanilla.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: The rules are simple – no griefing, no hacking, and be respectful to other players.

Q: Can I join the server at any time?

A: Yes, the server is up 24/7 for you to join anytime.

Frosty Haven 1.21

anti-semitism, assumption, Blaming, conspiracy theories, cultural biases, dindu nuffin, discrimination, Fault, frosty, Haven, Jews, Noticing, noticing patterns, power dynamics, prejudice, racism, scapegoating, societal issues, Stereotypes, Stormfags, White Man, white version

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2355
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Holy Grails Found:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Chimeras Created:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, it’s like a conspiracy theory paradise up in here. We got stormfags blaming Jews for everything, even if it’s a white dude in charge. Like, they think the Jews are pulling all the strings, man. It’s wild, I tell ya! So, if you wanna dive deep into the world of crazy theories while building epic structures in Minecraft, this server is where it’s at! Join now and let the madness begin!

Cute Flip Loli Wife Minecraft SMP

adorable, affectionate, asian, Beautiful, couple goals, cute, cute wife, Filipino, Flip, Flip Loli, Flip Loli wife, Happy, Joyful, Loli, love, Lovely, marriage goals, married life, Minecraft, relationship, smiling, smp, SWEET, Wife

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8887
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Ores Mined:	8789	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Potions Brewed:	165	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Void Gems Collected:	31	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	14

Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to meet my adorable Flip Loli wife, who is the reigning queen of our server! She will guide you through the treacherous lands of our world with her magical powers and impeccable fashion sense. Plus, rumor has it she can summon an army of rainbow sheep to do her bidding. So if you want to hang out with the coolest couple in Minecraft history and witness some truly epic adventures, come join us today! Just be prepared for some unexpected twists and turns along the way – like that time we accidentally turned our entire village into flying pigs. Oops!

WifeWatch Minecraft Server

Boundaries, checking in, Communication, confusion, control, emotional response, hurt feelings, late night, marriage conflict, marriage counseling, marriage issues, midnight phone call, Minecraft, ownership, Partnership, personal space, relationship dynamics, Respect, Server, Support, Trust, Understanding, WifeWatch

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6069
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Ores Mined:	7284
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Enchantments Applied:	58
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of communication? Look no further than our server, where we encourage midnight phone calls to check in on your loved ones! Join us for a night of fun and adventure, where we promise not to accuse you of trying to control the situation or thinking you own us. Our server is the perfect place to work out any marriage issues you may have, all while building epic structures and battling mobs. So come join us and let’s build a better future together, one block at a time!

GiftGriefCraft

aita, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Consumption issues, emotional labor, ethical consumption, Family didn’t respect wishes, family dynamics, Generosity, gift giving, gift refusal, GiftGriefCraft, gratefulness, living space, Minimalist, Opposite of minimal, practical gifts, shopping addiction, unwanted gifts, Wasteful

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	520
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Buildings Constructed:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Are you tired of receiving useless gifts from your family every Christmas? Do you dread the thought of driving around with unwanted presents in your car until summer? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the cycle of gift-giving madness!

Our server is a safe haven for those who have had enough of receiving purses, scarves, and other random junk they don’t need. Say goodbye to the stress of dealing with unwanted gifts and hello to a community of like-minded individuals who understand your struggle.

Don’t let your family guilt-trip you into accepting gifts you don’t want. Block your sister, ignore the tears, and join our server where you can finally say no to unnecessary presents. Who needs a Bluetooth speaker when you can have a virtual world full of adventure and fun?

So come on, join us and let’s celebrate a gift-free Christmas together! Who needs material possessions when you have the gift of friendship and laughter in the world of Minecraft?

GirlPower Minecraft SMP

athletic ability, Female Athletes, gender equality, gender stereotypes, girlpower, Minecraft, physical differences, smp, sports analysis, sports competition, sports dominance, sports gender gap, sports performance, sports performance comparison, sports physiology, sports psychology, sports research, sports science, sports skills, sports statistics, sports training, Women in sports

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1774
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dragons Tamed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mines Excavated:	1148

OMG, so like, on this totally epic Minecraft SMP, we have this crazy competition where women can totally dominate the men! It’s like, this wild PvP tournament where the ladies just wreck the dudes every time. It’s all because they have this secret power-up that gives them super strength and speed. And like, the men are just left in awe of their amazing skills. So if you wanna see some girl power in action, you gotta join our SMP and witness the epic battles for yourself! It’s like, the ultimate showdown of the sexes, but with blocks and swords and stuff. So come join us and witness the madness!

CraftyBrokeLand

budgeting, cost-prohibitive, CraftyBrokeLand, economic burden, excessive spending, expensive, Extravagant, financial strain, high cost, inflation, Lavish, luxury, not worth it, out of reach, Overpriced, price hike, price increase, unaffordable, unattainable, unreasonably expensive, unsustainable

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	106
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Emeralds Found:	2115
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Enchantments Applied:	92	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Dimension Hops:	5

Tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced enchanted gear? Come join our Minecraft server where everything is so cheap, it’s practically free! We’ve got villagers selling diamond armor for the price of a single emerald, and you can buy a stack of enchanted golden apples for just a few measly iron ingots.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who showers players with riches and rare items just for saying “oink” in chat. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where mobs drop nothing but enchanted loot and dance to the beat of note blocks.

So why waste your time grinding for resources when you can join our server and live like a Minecraft millionaire without breaking a sweat? Come on in and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

UkrainianCraft: 52 Drones Down, 44 Vanished

aerial threats, air superiority, Attack, Conflict, Defense, defense systems, destroy, Drones, Military, Military operations, missile defense, national security, Overnight, Radar, russia, Surveillance, Technology, UAVs, Ukrainian air defences, UkrainianCraft, VANISHED, WARFARE

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8567
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	173	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Star Shards Collected:	56	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like Ukrainian air defences up in here destroying 52 out of 103 UAVs launched by Russia overnight! And get this, 44 more just straight up disappear from radar like magic! It’s like a war zone up in this server, but with blocks and creepers instead of missiles and stuff. So come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness!

Players:	90/900	Votes:	7938
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Farms Harvested:	992
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	73
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8