FamilyCraft: AITA Breakup? | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of family drama and looking for a place to escape it all? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama-free building, epic adventures, and no disrespectful in-laws in sight!

Our server is the perfect place to let your creativity run wild without any judgment or criticism. Build your dream castle, explore mysterious caves, and battle fierce mobs without any pesky ex-boyfriends or cheating spouses getting in your way.

Join us and leave all the family drama behind. Who needs real-life siblings when you can have a whole community of fellow players to bond with? So come on over and let’s create some epic memories together. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a toxic brother and his disrespectful wife. Let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	412	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	264
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

RevelationMC

Adventure, Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Faction, Factions, Hardcore, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skygrid, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A chill, laid-back SMP with Creative as well. We try to emulate the original golden days of Minecraft, while constantly evolving! Additionally, we do frequent giveaways and events if you join our Discord and verify yourself!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	11
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Buildings Constructed:	28	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Differentiators SMP

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‼️If you are looking for a semi-vanila experience with teams, building, and consentual pvp, look no further! Hello, and Welcome to the Differentiators SMP. We are a very new server, looking for players preferably 13+. We are looking for players that are willing to be at least semi-active, and are looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure with proximity chat, and an active playerbase. In addition to this, we will be hosting on a very powerful host for minimum lag. Join The discord server to get more details, and the server ip! We’re looking forward to seeing you!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Enchantments Applied:	200

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Daddy’s Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, come join us on Someone’s Daughter server, where the mobs are as fierce as a mother protecting her child!

Our server is so wild, even the creepers are scared to explode! We have epic boss battles where you have to defeat a giant baby zombie riding a chicken. And don’t even get me started on our custom dungeons – one of them is literally a giant playpen filled with baby zombies armed with rattles!

But the real reason you should join Someone’s Daughter server is for the community. We have the friendliest players who will help you out in a pinch, whether you’re being chased by a horde of baby zombies or just need someone to share your cake with.

So come on down to Someone’s Daughter server, where the adventures are as crazy as a toddler on a sugar rush!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Villages Defended:	13	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Thick Women Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have thick women roaming around ready to spice up your gameplay! Imagine mining for resources and suddenly a curvy creeper comes up to you and gives you a wink before exploding – talk about a blast! Join now for a wild and wacky adventure filled with thick women, crazy shenanigans, and of course, plenty of blocky fun!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	10

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

NormBeGone Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old social norms getting in the way of your Minecraft fun? Well, look no further than our wacky SMP server! Join us and say goodbye to the social norm of wearing pants while playing Minecraft – because who needs pants when you’re building epic structures and battling creepers?

But that’s not all! On our server, we also believe in abolishing the social norm of saying “GG” after a game. Instead, we encourage players to shout “Banana Hammock!” to celebrate their victories. Trust us, it’s way more fun.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community that embraces the absurd and throws social norms out the window? Come join us for a wild ride of chaos, laughs, and maybe even a few exploding pigs. You won’t regret it!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Chimeras Created:	2	Emeralds Found:	8563
Alien Abductions:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

CraftyFamilySecret

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where all the family secrets are revealed! Join us and uncover the scandalous tales of your fellow players’ families – from long-lost cousins to secret treasure stashes buried in the backyard. Who knows, you might even discover that you’re actually royalty or descended from a line of famous Minecraft builders! So come on over and join the fun – because on our server, the family drama never ends!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

KishidaCraft Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where Japanese PM Kishida and Zelensky are gonna have a showdown in the virtual world! watch as they battle it out in pixelated glory, with explosions and flying pigs everywhere! who will come out on top? join now to witness the epicness unfold! also, we have free diamond armor for all new players because why not? let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	153
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Secret Passages Found:	8	Holy Grails Found:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	55	Endless Night Skies:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

MainlandMischiefCraft

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LOL this server is like Taiwan trying to plug border holes after 2 landings by mainland Chinese men in small boats, except instead of border holes we got FUN HOLES and instead of Chinese men we got MINECRAFT MEN in small boats! Join this server for a wild ride full of adventure and craziness. Build your own boat and sail the high seas, just watch out for any sneaky mainland Chinese players trying to invade your land! Come join us for a server experience like no other, where anything can happen and the only limit is your imagination!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Revelation MC

Creative, Cross-Play, Survival, Survival Creative PVP Skyblock Minigames Economy Vanilla Faction Roleplay RPG Towny Pixelmon HCF KitPVP Prison Hardcore Modded Skywars Bedwars Parkour

Tired of annoying Minecraft players bothering you? Want a chill, laid-back environment with frequent events? Want a way to relax, do your own thing, and have fun playing Minecraft for once? Join RevelationMC, and get the old Minecraft feeling back. It’s time to start your Minecraft phase again.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

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The owner of the server «BESTIXSURVIVINGBUYERSHOP» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Dimension Hops:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Enchantments Applied:	234

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Portugal’s Youthless Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on servers filled with young whippersnappers who have no idea how to build a proper dirt hut? Well, look no further because on our server, there are no young people in Portugal anymore! That’s right, they’ve all been transported to another dimension where they can’t bother us with their noobish ways.

Join us for a wild adventure where the only rule is to have fun and build to your heart’s content. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs young people in Portugal when you can have a server full of craziness and laughter? See you there!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	191
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

The Verdict on Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky time like no other!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. They were greeted by a group of villagers who challenged them to a dance-off for the ultimate prize: a diamond pickaxe that could mine through bedrock!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out with golden carrots as their weapons. The winner gets a crown made of enchanted golden apples and bragging rights for eternity!

So, what’s the /vt/erdict? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a one-of-a-kind experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

TalentCrush Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only talent you need is mining and crafting? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the cool kids with the most attractive talents!

Join us if you have the amazing talent of taming creepers and making them your loyal pets. Imagine riding into battle on a giant exploding green monster, now that’s talent!

Or maybe you have the unique ability to communicate with Endermen and convince them to do your bidding. Need a new house built? Just ask your Enderman buddy to teleport some blocks for you!

And let’s not forget about the players who can summon lightning storms at will. Need to clear out a pesky mob farm? Just zap it with some lightning and watch the chaos unfold.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where the talents are as wild and wacky as the players themselves, join us now and show off your most attractive talent!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Emeralds Found:	3554
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

CraftyQuestionsMC

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind!

Join us for the most epic adventure of your life, where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even befriend a talking potato named Spudrick.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the land of unicorns and rainbows.

So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you can join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

AlJazeeraCraft Minecraft Server

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Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz we got crazier raids than Israel shutting down Al Jazeera in Ramallah! Our admins are like ninja warriors, swooping in and causing chaos like you’ve never seen before.

One time, we had a giant battle between players dressed as Al Jazeera reporters and players dressed as Israeli soldiers. It was wild, man. The Al Jazeera reporters were throwing virtual cameras at the soldiers, while the soldiers were building virtual walls to protect themselves.

And don’t even get me started on our epic base in Ramallah. It’s like a virtual fortress, with traps and secret passages everywhere. You’ll feel like a real-life spy sneaking around and causing mischief.

So come on, join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos like this? Let’s get crafting, baby!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Emeralds Found:	7875
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	202

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.