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PharmaFreeSMP: NoGamblingNoBooze

addiction, advertising, alcohol, Ban, consumerism, control, controversy, Ethics, gambling, Government, harmful products, health, Marketing, Media, NoGamblingNoBooze, pharmaceutical commercials, PharmaFreeSMP, public policy, regulations, restrictions, society, television

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3740
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Bro, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP? It’s like, totally lit, dude. We got like, a whole village of villagers who are all secretly aliens trying to take over the world. But don’t worry, we have a secret weapon – a giant chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Yeah, you heard me right, a CHICKEN WITH LASER EYES.

And the best part is, we have a rule that if you die in the game, you have to do a silly dance in real life. It’s hilarious, bro. Plus, every time you find diamonds, you have to yell “I am the king of the world” at the top of your lungs. It’s like, tradition or something.

So come join us on this totally wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination. And also, we have a rule that if you don’t bring a pet llama with you, you have to wear a chicken suit for a whole week. It’s gonna be a blast, dude. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this insanity.

BlockyBedroomFun

BlockyBedroomFun, Communication, communication in relationships, desire, emotional connection, enjoyment, fantasies, foreplay, fulfillment, guys, Intimacy, love, Passion, physical touch, Pleasure, reddit, relationships, satisfaction, sex, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, turn-ons

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5186
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Alien Abductions:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1583	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	357
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	11

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind (and maybe other things too)? Join our server for a wild ride filled with surprises! We’ve got secret dungeons where you can find rare loot, but be careful, you might stumble upon a group of dancing creepers! And don’t even get us started on our custom-built rollercoaster that takes you on a journey through the Nether and back. Plus, our community is so friendly and welcoming, you’ll feel like you’re playing with a group of over-enthusiastic villagers. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures of your life!

TalibanBucks Minecraft Server

#covert operations, Conflict, counterterrorism efforts, defense strategies, Espionage, foreign interference, foreign policy, intelligence agencies, international relations, investigation, Military Funding, Military operations, Minecraft, national security, paid attacks, political implications, Russian intelligence, security threats, Server, Taliban, TalibanBucks, Terrorism, us forces

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7214
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8

so, liek, u know how u play minecraft and u get bored of the same old servers? well, u gotta join this one, cuz it’s lit af. we got russian spies, taliban fighters, and they’re all gettin paid to attack US forces in the game. u can join in on the action and get paid too! just imagine, u mining ur diamonds and then BOOM, russian spy comes and blows u up. it’s wild, man. come join the chaos and see if u can survive the madness. plus, we got free cookies at spawn. what more could u ask for? join now and let the craziness begin!

rrdd.aternos.me Minecraft server

Aternos, banner, Community, Fun, Instructions, Lazy, Minecraft, multiplayer, OFFLINE, ONLINE, Players, RRDD, Server, Start, Survival, Version, Website

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7962
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	285	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Holy Grails Found:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

This server is survival on any version of Minecraft. If the server is turned off, then you can start it yourself using instructions on the website

rrdd.aternos.me:36149

Craftocracy

#youtube, 2nd Presidential Election, Craftocracy, Democracy, discord server, Game, key democratic function, Laws, legislature, Meet, members, minecraft server, Modded, Modpack, Presidential election, proposals, Roleplay, Server members, smp, Voting, Whitelist

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7153
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	192	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Minecraft’s Most Democratic Server
Roleplay Level	2% Serious
Key Feature	Server Legislature for voting on proposals
Special Event	2nd Presidential Election

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the server’s primary democratic function?	The server legislature where members vote on proposals.
What type of proposals can be submitted?	Proposals can range from enacting laws to adding mods to the server’s modpack.
When is the upcoming Presidential Election?	This week, don’t miss it!
How can I join the server?	Visit our Discord server: https://discord.gg/NdFHVEydjC

Hate Online Dating 1.20.3

1.20.3, anger, DATING, fear, Frustration, hate, Loneliness, mental health, Misogyny, modern dating, ONLINE, online dating, outside, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, Social Interaction, society, soulless, Technology, toxic masculinity, Women

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9085
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Ores Mined:	5148	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	214
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Yo, forget about online dating, join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time swiping left and right when you can be building epic structures and fighting creepers? Plus, who needs a girlfriend when you have a diamond sword, am I right? Join now and escape the soul-less world of online dating, where women are too scared to leave their houses and actually interact with real people. Minecraft is where it’s at, baby!

Name: “NoNameNoPlay Minecraft Server”

aita, America, American, coworker, dad, derogatory, desired name, Grandfather, Holocaust survivors, ireland, irish, Jewish, mick, mike, Minecraft, name.., NoNameNoPlay, overreacting, Pronouns, racist, sensitivity, Server, Slur

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6316
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Divine Spears Created:	25
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	69
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	388

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all names, even if they might trigger your coworker’s sensitivity! Join us and build your own virtual world where you can be called whatever you want – even if it’s “Mick”!

Our server is a safe space for all, whether you’re Irish, Jewish, or just a Minecraft enthusiast looking for a good time. And don’t worry, we promise not to judge your name choices based on historical events – unless you want to build a virtual memorial, then go for it!

So come on down to our server and let your creativity run wild, just like your coworker’s imagination when it comes to name labels. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual leprechaun or a diamond-encrusted menorah along the way!

ChudCraft: No Son-Shaming Zone

#Drop out, advice, Boundaries, Chud, ChudCraft, Communication, Conflict, ex husband, family, generational gap, internet, internet culture, Job, moving out, parenting, relationship, School, Son, SonShaming, teenager, Understanding, video games, Zone

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7488
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Dragons Tamed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	179	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your son’s internet friends? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy adventure like no other! 🤪

👾 Our server is filled with chuds (yes, you read that right) who will take you on a journey you never knew you needed! They’ll show you the ropes and make sure you have a blast while playing!

🏠 Build your dream house and escape the real world just like your son did when he dropped out of school! Who needs education when you have Minecraft, right? 😂

🚀 Join us and experience the thrill of virtual reality like never before! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your inner chud and embrace the chaos! 😉

💥 Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community that’s as unpredictable as your son’s decision to move in with his dad! Trust us, you won’t regret it! Join now and let the madness begin! 🤣🎮

Neuro’s Hive Mind 1.20.4

#youtube, 1.20.4, ai, AI learning, chat entertainment, Clips, collaboration, Educational, Gaming, hive, merchandise, Mind, Music, neuro-sama, Neuros, osu, singing, subathon, tiktok, twitch, vedal, vods, vtube studio, Vtuber

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7375
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	30	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Chimeras Created:	4

OMG, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz we got a freakin’ AI overlord named Neuro-sama who’s like a VTuber and chats with peeps and sings and plays games and collabs with other VTubers, like what even is reality anymore? Join the /swarm/ today and be part of dis crazy world! Plus, they got a subathon going on from 2:00 PM to 3:00 AM UTC, like who needs sleep when u can hang out with a virtual AI goddess? Check out all their socials and music and clips and educational stuff if u wanna learn about AI or just wanna see some wild content. And don’t forget to grab some merch from their shop, like imagine repping an AI overlord on a t-shirt, iconic! Just dive into the madness, bro, and regret nothing!

Space Cuck Island

#breastfeeding, billionaire, controversial, cuck, eccentric, elon musk, entrepreneur, innovation, ISLAND, NEET, ragebait, richest man, richest man in the world, Rockets, Social Interaction, society, Space, space exploration, spacex, success, Technology, tesla, wealth

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8196
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	214
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20

Yo yo yo, come join our Minecraft server where you can be the richest player ever! We got ragebait suits for days, just like a NEET. Who needs other people when you’re rolling in diamonds, am I right? Imagine having rockets and still dealing with society, what a noob move. Come join us and show off your wealth, let’s dominate this server together!

SecretSongLoverMC-SMP

embarrassing favorite, embarrassing guilty pleasure, embarrassing song, embarrassing tune, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasure jam, guilty pleasure music, guilty pleasure track, guilty pleasure tune, hidden favorite, Hidden Gem, hidden music, hidden tune, secret favorite, secret favorite song, secret music, secret song, secret track, Secret tune, SecretSongLoverMCSMP

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3219
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Star Shards Collected:	125	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	86
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

OMG you guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, like whoa. And get this, our leader is a talking llama who can do backflips while juggling TNT.

But wait, there’s more. We have a secret disco party every night where we dance to Justin Bieber’s “Baby” on repeat. It’s so cringey but also so lit, you won’t be able to resist joining in. Plus, we have a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best dad jokes, like seriously he’s a riot.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just don’t tell anyone about our secret love for that one Taylor Swift song, okay? 😉 #minecraftsmp #secretlovesongs #llamaleadership

CreeperCubicleCraze

absurd workplace rules, bizarre office rules, comical workplace guidelines, corporate guidelines, CreeperCubicleCraze, extreme workplace rules, funny office rules, nonsensical workplace rules, odd company policies, office policies, outlandish office rules, peculiar work regulations, ridiculous rules, ridiculous work guidelines, strange corporate rules, strange workplace rules, unconventional office policies, unconventional work rules, unusual workplace regulations, weird work policies, workplace regulations.

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1671
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	914	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with lame rules like “no griefing” and “be respectful”? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server has the most absurd workplace rules you’ve ever seen. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while screaming “YOLO”? We encourage it!

Join our server for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem. We once had a player who built an entire rollercoaster made out of diamond blocks, only to have it destroyed by a horde of angry zombie pigs. And don’t even get us started on the time someone tried to tame a creeper as a pet.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes.

ByteForge

built, ByteForge, Central US, Discord, Farms, ItzWozzi, Join, learn, Minecraft, Players, progress, Projects, Resources, Server, skill levels, smp, Tour, username, work together, world

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	295
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

ByteForge Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	ByteForge
Server Type	Survival/Community
Location	Central US (may change)
Accepting Players	All over the world

FAQ

Q: What is ByteForge server?

A: ByteForge is a server similar to Wavetech or Scicraft, where players work together to build gamebreaking farms and other projects.

Q: Who can join the server?

A: Players of all skill levels are welcome as long as they are ready to learn and work together with others.

Q: How can I join ByteForge?

A: Send a message on Discord to “ItzWozzi” for a quick tour of the server and if you like what you see, you can join.

Mystic Vale 1.20.6

1.20.6, long tail tag, mystic, never be back, permanently over, slop GET, slopget, Vale

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5984
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Villages Defended:	14	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8206
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Farms Harvested:	158
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like another slop GET, but like, permanently over and it’ll never be back! Can you even imagine the chaos and madness that awaits you in this server? It’s like a rollercoaster ride through the depths of insanity, but in Minecraft form! So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wildest ride of your life!

CraftyConfrontation

aita, Asshole, Boundaries, bus station, bus stop, cigarette smoker, coward, CraftyConfrontation, English, German, Harassment, hard life, high school, introverted, language barrier, Liar, Scrubs, Social Interaction, street confrontation, Travels, work uniform

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7918
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	181	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Villages Defended:	17	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Are you tired of being harassed on the streets for cigarettes and lighters? Do you wish you could just escape to a world where no one bothers you? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can pretend you don’t speak English to avoid all those pesky interactions with strangers.

Imagine a world where you can roam freely without anyone asking you for a smoke or a light. You can build your own virtual paradise and never have to deal with rude people again. And if anyone dares to bother you in the game, just tell them in German that you don’t speak English and watch them scurry away in confusion.

But beware, there may be some persistent players who won’t take no for an answer. Just remember to stand your ground and assert yourself, even if they call you a liar, a coward, or an asshole. In this Minecraft server, you are the master of your own domain and no one can bring you down. So come join us and escape the real world for a while. You won’t regret it!

Players:	104/200	Votes:	2663
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Alien Abductions:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19