Fake Progressive Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of pretending to be a woke warrior while secretly drooling over video game babes? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated hotties that will make your blocky heart race.

We’ve got Marie from Dead or Alive, Helena, Eve from Stellar Blade, St. Louis from Azur Lane, and even 2B from Nier Automata! Who needs social justice when you can have a slim figure, blonde hair, and blue eyes to ogle at?

Forget about being politically correct, come join us and let your inner thirst for video game vixens run wild. It’s time to embrace your love for objectifying women in the most blocky and hilarious way possible. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the pixelated fantasies begin!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

TheYolos

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

A Minecraft Network with Multiple Gameplay and Fun Community! ⭐Survival ⭐Slimefun ⭐Fantasy ⭐Mmorpg ⭐Dungeons ⭐Good Community ⭐Survival Hardcore ⭐MORE!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	5216	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3385
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

RexKraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

RexKraft is a tight-knit community that welcomes all new members. We are a family-friendly server so everyone can have an enjoyable time while playing! We’re a highly oriented community that values all the opinions our player base offers. We bring a lot to the table to make sure you do not get bored on the server!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Elemental Crystals Collected:	73
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Blooh Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Blooh Network is a Minecraft Survival SMP server that offers a fun and entertaining experience for all! With our server being open to both Premium and Cracked Minecraft Players everyone can have a fun time! So what are you waiting for come join and have some fun! (IP: play.blooh.net)

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	74	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Towns Built:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

HinokamiMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

HinokamiMC – We offer a custom Demon Slayer SMP that requires no mods and is both Java and Bedrock compatible! We offer custom breathing styles directly from the anime series! Custom updates each new season, community driven input that gets added to the server, and a monthly PVP event called the Hinokami tournament, where you 1v1 players to win prizes!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Enchantments Applied:	261
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

GoldenLeaf

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

GoldenLeaf is a 1.20.1 Survival/Towny and Creative Network with an energetic community. Built on transparency and hard work, we strive to bring a fair and fun opportunity to all players. The server is 100 non-pay to win, with custom plugins and unique opportunities like earning player vaults and extra sethomes from voting.We also have: – An easy to follow chat – An active Discord server – Custom plugins, Banking – Skills, Player Levels, Mcmmo – Active Staff, Grief Rollback Chest Protection – Crates, Casino Lottery – Auctions Player Trading – Admin Shop Player Market – Creative Plots With World Edit

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Runes Activated:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Towns Built:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	30	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	26

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Void Armor Forged:	21
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Alien Abductions:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Runes Activated:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	4294	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Void Armor Forged:	20

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	473	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	9960
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Runes Activated:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Potions Brewed:	40	Titanic Battles Fought:	27

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Farms Harvested:	602	Animals Bred:	64

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.