FairyCraft SMP: FairyTale Prime

Adventure, Anime, Erza, Fairy Tail, FairyCraft, fairytale, FANTASY, Gajeel, Gray, guild, Happy, juvi’a, levy, long tail, Lucy, Magic, makarov, Manga, Natsu, Prime, smp, Wendy

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2330
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	228
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to FAIRY TAIL’s prime, where magic meets mayhem in the world of Minecraft! Join us on this wild adventure filled with mythical creatures, epic quests, and of course, plenty of drama.

Why should you join FAIRY TAIL’s prime, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Rumor has it that buried deep within our server lies a hidden treasure guarded by a fire-breathing dragon. Will you be brave enough to face the beast and claim the riches for yourself?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a mischievous group of fairies who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Don’t be surprised if you log in one day to find your house covered in glitter or your tools turned into rubber chickens.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary unicorn mount that roams our server. Ride in style as you gallop through the pixelated sunset, leaving a trail of rainbows in your wake.

So what are you waiting for? Join FAIRY TAIL’s prime today and let the magic begin! Just be sure to watch out for those pesky fairies…they’re always up to no good.

Mystic Wolf Haven 1.21.2

1.21.2, acceptance, anon-kun, Commitment, Communication, compassion, confession, Decision making, Dilemma, emotions, Furry, Haven, Honesty, identity crisis, love, loyalty, mystic, relationship, Self Discovery, Support, Trust, Understanding, Wolf

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8066
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Divine Spears Created:	18	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	242
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Star Shards Collected:	58
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Bro, if you join this Minecraft server, you can be a wolf too! How cool is that? And guess what? You can find love there too! Who needs real life drama when you can be a wolf looking for love in a virtual world? Join now and find your furry soulmate!

BabyCraft: MIL Delayed, Noob Spawn

BabyCraft, Boundaries, caesarean, Communication, compromise, crying, delayed, emotional, exhaustion, family, grandkids, Help, Hormonal, host, MIL, Needs, new mother, noob, school holidays, Spawn, Support, traumatic birth, Understanding, Visit

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2905
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Mines Excavated:	1062	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of new motherhood and offer a safe haven for all exhausted moms out there! Join us and escape the wild hormones and judgmental in-laws, as we embark on hilarious adventures and build epic structures together.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax, especially for those expecting a second baby via emergency caesarean. We promise to provide a supportive community where you can focus on your needs without any guilt. Plus, our in-game meals are way better than what your MIL cooked during her 10-day stay!

So why wait until July for your MIL to visit when you can join us in June and September instead? We have plenty of virtual grandkids for her to meet, and she won’t even have to worry about folding laundry – unless she’s into that sort of thing.

Join our Minecraft server now and let’s create some unforgettable memories together! Remember, in this world, the only tears you’ll shed are tears of laughter.

Gravity Exists, We Just Found It

albert einstein, celestial bodies, discovery, Existence, exists, fundamental force, gravitational pull, gravity, historical discovery, Identification, Isaac Newton, laws of motion, natural law, Newtonian physics, PHYSICS., Science, scientific breakthrough, Space, theory of relativity, universal force, Universe

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7746
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	4481	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

So, like, imagine a minecraft server where gravity is, like, totally optional. You can just be walking around and then decide, “nah, I don’t wanna fall down anymore.” So you just start floating in the air like a majestic unicorn. And the best part is, you can still mine and build while you’re floating! It’s like defying all the laws of physics and stuff.

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. They’ll trade you rare items that you can’t find anywhere else in the game. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that takes you to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Just be careful not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

So, like, if you’re tired of boring old regular Minecraft servers, come join us where the laws of physics are just a suggestion and the adventures are out of this world. Plus, where else can you find a server that lets you ride a flying pig while battling a dragon made of cheese? It’s like a dream come true for all you crazy crafters out there.

PentaCraft HiTech Minecraft server

1.7.10, bugs, Community, description, Dupes, Fair Game, Forestry, gameplay, high quality, high-tech mods, HiTech, Industrial, Industrial Craft, lags, Minecraft, ONLINE, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, Servers

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7815
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Divine Spears Created:	25	Ores Mined:	9947
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	95	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Dimension Hops:	12

Pentacraft is a project of high-quality PVP servers based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and fair game, without lags.

For each server, we select and support assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high-tech mods, without neglecting to fix many dupes and bugs.

Two Times A Charm

Builders, Charm, co-op, commands, Community, dedicated server, End resets, Friendly staff, leader, Minecraft, Nether, Premium, PvP, Rewards, rules, Semi Vanilla, Server, set home, spawn protection, Support, Times, Tpa, Vanilla, voting system, world backups

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7459
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Welcome
Two Times A Charm Vanilla Minecraft Server

Server IP
mc.twotimesacharm.com

Server Trailer
https://youtu.be/FaDZhC1WKiM

Server Features
Premium Anti-Cheat, No X-ray, TPA, Set Home, Friendly Staff, World Backups, 24/7, Support, No Lag, Dedicated Server, No Limits, Discord

Notes
Spawn Protection: 100 Blocks Overworld and Nether: Backed up daily End resets every 30 – 60 days (Nothing Is Safe!!)

All Server Commands
/spawn, /home, /sethome, /back, /tpa, /tpahere, /vote, /voteshop

Server Rules (Permanent Ban)
No Hacking, No Cheating, No Exploiting, No Racisms, No Lag Machines, No Threating, No X-Ray, No Bullying, Keep Chat Clean, Don’t Be Dumb

Server Rules (Allowed)
PVP, Teaming, Unlimited Farming, Greifing, Mob Farming, Redstone Machines, Building, New Chunk Loading, Stealing, Raiding, Destroying

FAQ

1. Can I use mods on the server?

Mods that give an unfair advantage or alter gameplay are not allowed. Please check with the server staff before using any mods.

2. How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

You can report a player by contacting a staff member on the server or through the server’s Discord channel.

3. Are there any rewards for voting on the server?

Yes, players are rewarded for voting on the server with in-game items or currency.

4. How often are server backups performed?

Server backups are performed daily for the overworld and nether, with the end resetting every 30-60 days.

5. Are there any restrictions on building or exploring?

There are no restrictions on building or exploring within the server, as long as it follows the server rules.

United States of Craft 1.20.5

1.20.5, BIIIIIRRRRRRDDDDDDDD, bird, Craft, free, FREEEEEEEEE, long tail tags: USA USA USA, States, United, Usa

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7055
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Dragon Scales Harvested:	145	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Join this wacky Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

We’ve got more birds than you can shake a stick at, and they’re all FREEEEEEEEE!

Fly around on a giant parrot, ride a flamingo into battle, or just chill with a flock of penguins.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy surprises at every turn.

You never know what you’ll find around the corner – maybe a disco party with llamas, or a secret underground lair filled with treasure.

So come on down and join the fun – just be prepared for the unexpected!

BlockyBoys Manspread Mayhem

anger management, BlockyBoys, Boyfriend, CAR, Communication, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Cultural differences, Driving, driving safety, Etiquette, gender equality, Gender Roles, Manspread, manspreading, MAYHEM, passive aggressive, relationship, road rage, shouting, stick shift, Transportation

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7845
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

Are you tired of dealing with manspreading in real life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual world where manspreading doesn’t exist and you can drive safely without any distractions. Plus, we have a special pink license achievement for all our skilled drivers out there. So come on over and leave the real world drama behind, let’s have some fun together!

TaterTotTacoPizza

controversial combos, culinary contradictions, Culinary Creativity, culinary experimentation, culinary oddities, daring dishes, flavor adventures, flavor fusion, food combination, foodie favorites, guilty pleasure, palate surprises, surprising combinations, taste bud temptations, taste sensation, TaterTotTacoPizza, unconventional cravings, unconventional pairings, unconventional tastes, unexpected delights, unique flavors

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1735
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Are you tired of being judged for your questionable food combinations? Well, join our Minecraft server and find a community that appreciates your culinary creativity! We welcome all players who dare to mix things up, whether it’s peanut butter and pickles or ice cream and ketchup.

On our server, we have a special “Food Fusion” challenge where players compete to create the most outrageous food combinations in-game. Imagine a block of cheese sandwiched between two slices of watermelon or a cake made entirely of mushrooms – the possibilities are endless!

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner foodie and show off your unique taste buds, join us on our server and let the culinary chaos begin! Who knows, you might just discover a new favorite food combination that will leave everyone else scratching their heads in confusion.

Makhnovka Mayhem: DPRK vs Russians

Armed Forces, Battalion, CASUALTIES, Conflict Resolution, defense forces, DPRK, DPRK soldiers, eastern europe, INFANTRY, international relations, Kursk Oblast, Makhnovka, MAYHEM, Military, peace negotiations, political tensions, russia ukraine conflict, russians, SECURITY, Village, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9127
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Emeralds Found:	3780
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the battle of Makhnovka in Kursk Oblast but with a twist – we have DPRK soldiers fighting alongside the Russians! Watch as the villagers of Makhnovka band together to defend their homes against the invading forces, all while dodging creepers and zombies! Will the Russians prevail or will the DPRK soldiers turn on them? Find out on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasures guarded by a dragon named Boris. Only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat Boris and claim the riches for themselves. Will you be the one to conquer the dragon and become the ultimate Minecraft champion?

Join now for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but that’s just part of the fun)!

Silvermons

Battle Tower, Casual, Champion’s Gauntlet, Community, competitive, Curseforge, ELITE 4, formats, Gyms, LEvel cap, minecraft 1.16.5, Modded, Modpack, pay to win, Pixelmon Reforged, Player Gym, Progression, RANK, Silvermons

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3396
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Silvermons Server Information
Server IP	play.silvermons.com
Modpack	The Pixelmon Modpack (Link)

About Silvermons Server

Silvermons is a non pay-to-win friendly community Pixelmon Reforged server with content for both casual and competitive players. The server has a custom level cap and rank progression system that includes exclusive Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. There is content for players of all interests, including Weekly Tournaments, Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	Minecraft 1.16.5
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, Silvermons is a non pay-to-win server.
What unique features does Silvermons offer?	Silvermons has custom Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, Champion’s Gauntlet, Weekly Tournaments, Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more.

North American Frontier 1.21

206376433, American, Canada, Cum, Edition, Frontier, mexico, north, personal growth, previous, Usa

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6031
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! It’s like a personal growth edition, but with a twist!

On this server, you’ll level up your skills while building epic structures and battling crazy mobs. It’s like therapy for your virtual soul, man.

Plus, the community is lit AF. You’ll meet peeps from all over the world who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are. It’s like a support group for blockheads, but way more fun.

And let’s not forget about the events and challenges. You’ll be pushing yourself to the limit, bro, all while having a blast. It’s like a personal growth boot camp, but with creepers.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and get ready to level up your Minecraft game and your life, bro! Let’s do this! 🤪🎮🔥

ThrowCraft: Patient Edition

clinic policy, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, customer service, Disrespect, Edition, front desk, handling difficult patients, office etiquette, patient, patient behavior, patient care, patient interaction, patient satisfaction, physical therapy clinic, Professionalism, staff communication, therapist-patient relationship, therapy appointment, ThrowCraft, workplace behavior

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9557
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Are you tired of boring old therapy clinics? Come join our Minecraft server where you can throw virtual bills at anyone without consequences! Our therapists are top-notch and will kick you out if you don’t behave, just like in real life! Explore our virtual world and let out your frustrations by screaming obscenities at our staff. We promise not to judge, but we might ban you if you go too far. So join us for a wild ride of therapy and tantrums, where the only limit is your imagination (and our rules, of course)!

TherapistSaidNoMinecraftSMP

Boundaries, counseling, Emotional support, inappropriate comments, mental health, mental health stigma, Mental Wellness, professional conduct, self-care, therapeutic relationship, Therapist, therapist-client relationship, TherapistSaidNoMinecraftSMP, Therapy, therapy boundaries, therapy effectiveness, therapy ethics, therapy experience, therapy session, Trust, unethical behavior

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	240
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Astral Projections Made:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	49	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Bruh, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP I found. It’s like a therapy session but with blocks and creepers, you feel me? So I was chilling in this server, right, and my therapist was like “Hey, let’s build a house together in Minecraft to work through your issues.” And I was like, “Say less, fam.” But then he started placing blocks all willy nilly and I was like, “Bro, do you even know how to build a roof?” And he was like, “It’s all about the journey, man.” So I was like, “Nah, I’m outta here.” But then I found this other SMP where the therapist was a talking pig named Dr. Oinkers. He would oink at me and give me life advice like, “Sometimes you just gotta mine your own business, bro.” It was lit, you gotta join this server for the lols, trust me.

CraftyQuestionz

communication skills, confusion, CraftyQuestionz, grammar mistakes, hate proofreading, indecipherable questions, lack of attention to detail, lack of clarity, lack of editing, language barriers, misunderstandings, poor grammar, poor spelling, proofreading, sloppy writing, spelling errors, unclear communication, unclear writing, unintelligible questions, writing skills

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4718
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3506	Dragon Eggs Found:	2377
Crops Grown:	3197	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you’re brave enough to face off against a giant slime that sings show tunes. Our server is filled with surprises around every corner, from secret underground dungeons to flying llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

But that’s not all! We have a special potion that turns you into a talking block of cheese, and a magical portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of candy. And don’t even get us started on the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants wishes (just be careful what you wish for)!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Longest Poop Record

bathroom habits, bowel function, Bowel Movements, colon health, defecation, digestive process, digestive system, excrement, feces, gastrointestinal health, gastrointestinal tract, gut health, human biology, intestinal health, Longest, longest poops, Poop, poop duration, RECORD, record breaking poops, stool consistency, waste elimination, waste expulsion

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7746
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	185	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	90	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. You gotta join because, like, we have the longest poops in Minecraft history! I mean, seriously, humans probably hold the record for longest poops, but we’re like, trying to beat that record in the game. It’s, like, a poop-off, man. And, like, whoever has the longest poop gets, like, a diamond throne or something. It’s, like, the ultimate bragging rights, dude. So, like, come join us and let’s see who can poop the longest! It’s gonna be, like, totally hilarious and totally epic, bro. Join now and let’s poop our way to victory!