FailCraft: Learn or Be Eaten!

FailCraft: Learn or Be Eaten!

Are you tired of your brain being a total buzzkill at night, reminding you of all your epic fails? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the clutches of your own mind by building epic structures and battling mythical creatures.

Our server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots out diamonds. It’s a place where you can let your imagination run wild and create the most insane builds you can think of. Want to build a giant toilet that shoots out lava? Go for it! How about a rollercoaster made entirely of cake? Why not!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken with a crown made of gold and a scepter made of enchanted carrots. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical potato.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let your creativity soar to new heights! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players: 95/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Minecraft Mahjong Madness – Play Tiles and Blocks with Your Buddies!

    Minecraft Mahjong Madness – Play Tiles and Blocks with Your Buddies!
    Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay and lackluster communities? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with mahjong madness and epic tournaments that will have you on the edge of your blocky seat! We’ve got leagues that will test your skills and challenge your strategic thinking like never before.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most epic singing competitions you’ve ever seen. That’s right, we’ve got Minecraft players belting out tunes like never before, making our server the ultimate destination for music lovers and gamers alike.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you lose at mahjong, but hey, that’s part of the fun)!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Crops Grown: 9916 Immortal Potions Brewed: 14
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • High on Altitude with McMMO and a side of Economy! 1.20.4 fun awaits!

    High on Altitude with McMMO and a side of Economy! 1.20.4 fun awaits!

    Altitude Minecraft Server

    IP play.alttd.com
    Website alttd.com
    Rules alttd.com/rules
    Discord discord.gg/TGqpzCJ
    Blog/News https://alttd.com/blog/

    Overview:

    Altitude is a community-centered survival network. We’re one of those servers you come to call “home”. We are your place to get together with friends and relax. Survival is our focus, with a few features suggested by the community to make things more interesting! We originally opened in 2015 and we’ve started a new world for every major Minecraft release since then, excluding 1.16. Altitude is intended for older players, but all are welcome!

    Features:

    • 1.20.x Survival Map
    • Land claiming with GriefPrevention
    • Basic teleportation (/home and /back)
    • McMMO & MyPet
    • Dynmap (alttd.com/map)
    • Economy with player shops
    • Custom warp plugin for towns
    • Monthly server events

    We also have a huge list of custom features, most of which was suggested by our community, and built in house https://alttd.com/customfeatures

    Come join our community today! play.alttd.com

    (If you wish to contact us, please do so though the discord or the website, not this account. Thanks!)

    FAQ

    1. Can I join if I’m a beginner?

    Yes, all players are welcome, regardless of skill level.

    2. Are there any age restrictions?

    Altitude is intended for older players, but players of all ages are welcome to join.

    3. How often are server events held?

    Monthly server events are held for all players to participate in.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Emeralds Found: 3611 Infernal Machines Built: 0

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • ZeusMC VS Hypixel

    ZeusMC VS Hypixel

    Hypixel

    Aspect Pros Cons
    Player Base Large and active community Can be overwhelming for new players
    Game Modes Diverse range of mini-games and modes Server can experience lag due to high player count
    Economy Robust economy system with auctions and trading Players may find it difficult to compete in the economy

    ZeusMC

    Aspect Pros Cons
    Player Base Small and close-knit community Lack of players for larger-scale activities
    Game Modes Focus on immersive Survival experience Limited variety of game modes
    Upcoming Content Promises new game modes based on community feedback Subject to change based on community decisions

    Frequently Asked Questions

    1. Which server has a larger player base?

    Hypixel: Hypixel boasts a large and active community, offering a bustling online environment for players.

    ZeusMC: ZeusMC has a smaller and close-knit community, which may be ideal for players looking for a more intimate experience.

    2. What game modes do each server offer?

    Hypixel: Hypixel offers a diverse range of mini-games and modes, catering to a wide variety of player preferences.

    ZeusMC: ZeusMC currently focuses on providing an immersive Survival experience, with plans to introduce new game modes based on community feedback.

    3. How is the economy on each server?

    Hypixel: Hypixel features a robust economy system with auctions and trading, but it may be challenging for new players to compete.

    ZeusMC: ZeusMC’s economy is still developing, offering opportunities for players to shape the economy as the server grows.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 10
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Crafty Merica Land: Where Creepers Fear the Bald Eagle

    Crafty Merica Land: Where Creepers Fear the Bald Eagle
    Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, wishing you had a USA American girlfriend to share your diamonds with? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll find plenty of pixelated babes ready to team up and conquer the virtual world with you!

    Join us for epic adventures, crazy build battles, and maybe even find your virtual soulmate along the way. Who needs a real girlfriend when you can have a blocky beauty by your side, am I right?

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the quest for love and diamonds begin!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 52 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • BootyCraft: Where ‘Piracy’ is Just Another Word for Fun!

    BootyCraft: Where ‘Piracy’ is Just Another Word for Fun!
    Are you tired of missing out on all the high-speed action of Formula 1 because it’s too expensive in your country? Well, have no fear, because on our Minecraft server, not only can you build and explore to your heart’s content, but we also have a secret portal that transports you directly to the front row of every Formula 1 race! That’s right, forget about expensive subscriptions, just hop on our server and you’ll be zooming around the track with Lewis Hamilton in no time. Join now for the ultimate racing experience… and maybe a creeper or two trying to sabotage your pit stop!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 7 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 15 Mineshafts Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Haru’s Oopsies SMP – No whitelist, just chaos and custom gear. Patch 1.20.4!

    Haru’s Oopsies SMP – No whitelist, just chaos and custom gear. Patch 1.20.4!

    HaruSMP Overview

    Features Custom enchantments, custom structures, new weapons, armor, tools, villager QOL plugins, ViaVersion, Geyser
    Legendary Weapons One-time craft with special abilities, such as harvesting player’s souls after death for stat buffs
    End Fight Scheduled in a week

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How many Legendary Weapons are there? Currently 7, with one more coming soon!
    How can I join the server? Use the IP Address: 51.161.122.118 and Port: 25565
    Is there a Discord server? Yes, join our Discord at https://discord.gg/X7UXVNChdc

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 12 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • LOLcraft: Memes Come to Life

    LOLcraft: Memes Come to Life
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a meme come to life! We may have ditched the EN branch, but that just means we’re too busy having a blast on our server to worry about anything else.

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond banana, and dance parties with creepers (they’ve got some killer moves, trust us). Plus, rumor has it that if you can find the hidden portal to the Nether disco, you’ll unlock unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon named Steve.

    So why wait? Come join our crazy, meme-tastic Minecraft server and see what all the fuss is about. Who needs the EN branch when you’ve got us?

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 2143
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Haunted Chests Opened: 10

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Crafty Creepers & LOLcats: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure!

    Crafty Creepers & LOLcats: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We’re all about reviving the bear, and not just any bear – the legendary Pedobear! Share your most outrageous Pedobear memes to scare off any hoes who dare to choose the bear. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So join us if you dare, and let the madness begin!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 68 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 15 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • ᴍᴘꜱ – vanilla server Minecraft server

    ᴍᴘꜱ – vanilla server Minecraft server

    MPS is a vanilla Minecraft server, which is based on such areas as politics, RP and construction.The server is currently running a vanilla off-season. You can leave a request for the server in our discord: http://discord.gg/4MQYQseXdv

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 50 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 18
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 5 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Mining, Roleplaying, and Running from Creepers: The MineScape Extravaganza!

    Mining, Roleplaying, and Running from Creepers: The MineScape Extravaganza!

    MineScape Overview

    Features
    Interactive Custom NPC’s and Mobs
    Custom Quests
    22 Custom Skills: Attack, Ranged, Magic, Woodcutting, Mining, Smithing, Crafting & More
    Beautiful handcrafted map
    Clue Scrolls: Rewards for solving clue scrolls
    Daily Rewards!
    Pets, Cosmetics, Titles
    Active Leaderboards

    Links

    Socials

    Plugins

    • MineScape
    • Dynmap

    Rules

    Read the rules here

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • PandaSteal VS Hypixel

    PandaSteal  VS Hypixel
    Hypixel PandaSteal
    Large player base Lifesteal server concept
    Diverse game modes Less pay-to-win
    Frequent updates Good ping
    Extensive features

    Frequently Asked Questions

    1. How many players can each server hold?

    Hypixel: Hypixel can accommodate thousands of players at once due to its large player base.

    PandaSteal: PandaSteal may have a smaller capacity compared to Hypixel, but it offers a unique lifesteal server experience.

    2. Are there pay-to-win elements in the servers?

    Hypixel: Hypixel is known for having some pay-to-win aspects, but they also offer fair gameplay for non-paying players.

    PandaSteal: PandaSteal prides itself on being less pay-to-win, allowing all players to enjoy the game without feeling disadvantaged.

    3. Can I expect good ping when playing on these servers?

    Hypixel: Hypixel has dedicated servers and infrastructure to ensure a smooth gameplay experience with good ping for most players.

    PandaSteal: PandaSteal also offers good ping to its players, making it easier to enjoy the lifesteal concept without lag.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • CraftyVillagers: Where Creepers Can’t Find You

    CraftyVillagers: Where Creepers Can’t Find You
    Are you tired of wandering the vast Minecraft world all by yourself, with no one to share your epic builds or crazy adventures with? Well, fear not, because on our server, you’ll never have to worry about being alone again! Our community is so lively and active, you’ll have more friends than you know what to do with! Join us and say goodbye to loneliness once and for all!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures and powerful weapons. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim its riches? Only one way to find out!

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, a magical portal opens up on our server, leading to a dimension where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience the wackiest adventure of your Minecraft life!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and never be alone again /v/!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 9 Enchantments Applied: 289
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • PixelPatriots – Where Creeper Diplomacy is Key!

    PixelPatriots – Where Creeper Diplomacy is Key!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take Nationplay/Countryplay to a whole new level! Join us for the Imperial Victory Edition, where you can unleash your inner patriot or traitor, conquer lands, surrender with style, and indulge in all your favorite stereotypes about nations and countries.

    We welcome all kinks and themes about nations, so whether you’re into flag apparel or just want to roleplay as the United Nations, we’ve got you covered. But remember, flags are limited to countries and groups of countries only – sorry, no pirate flags allowed!

    And don’t worry, we have strict rules about r*ceplay – it’s only acceptable in the context of the countries involved. So leave your inappropriate tattoos and symbols at the door, folks.

    If you see content involving a country you don’t like, just ignore it and post content you do like. No need to be a crybaby about it – this is a place for fun and games, after all!

    So come join us on our Minecraft server for a wild ride through the world of nations and countries. Who knows, you might even become the supreme ruler of your own virtual empire!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 10
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • SkyGen-ius Server: Where Blocks Fly and Fun Multiplies! Join Now for SkyBlock Shenanigans!

    SkyGen-ius Server: Where Blocks Fly and Fun Multiplies! Join Now for SkyBlock Shenanigans!
    Server Name Skygens
    Server Type Skyblock
    Compatibility Jaba & Bedrock Crossplay
    Features
    • Custom Enchants
    • Minions
    • Biweekly Updates
    • Free Ranks
    • Staff Positions Available

    Overview:

    Skygens is a new skyblock server that offers custom features such as custom enchants, minions, and free ranks for players. The server is regularly updated and is in need of staff members.

    FAQ:

    How do I get custom enchants?

    Custom enchants can be obtained by completing quests or using an enchantment table.

    What are minions?

    Minions are customizable and upgradable helpers on the server. More skins for minions are coming soon.

    How often is the server updated?

    The server is updated biweekly.

    How can I get free ranks?

    Players can earn free ranks by simply playing the game.

    Is the server looking for staff members?

    Yes, the server is currently in need of staff members, including builders, developers, and moderators.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 6 Villages Defended: 8
    Endless Legions Commanded: 16 Endless Mazes Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • TreeHuggersRUs: Where Trees Love CO2 and So Do We!

    TreeHuggersRUs: Where Trees Love CO2 and So Do We!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the trees are literally obsessed with CO2! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and started planting trees like crazy. Little did they know, these trees were not your average Minecraft trees. They started growing at an alarming rate, reaching heights never seen before. And the best part? They were constantly whispering “CO2, CO2, CO2” as they grew. It was like a tree party on steroids!

    But that’s not all! The animals on our server are also a little…quirky. Picture this: a pig riding a chicken, a cow doing backflips, and a sheep breakdancing. Yup, you read that right. And don’t even get me started on the villagers. They’ve formed a synchronized swimming team in the nearest pond. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as it gets, come join us! Just be prepared for the trees to shower you with love for CO2 and the animals to put on a show like no other. It’s a Minecraft experience you won’t soon forget!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 20 Titanic Battles Fought: 12

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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