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Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 5616 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 6 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 3 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Join us for epic battles against giant rainbow-colored chickens, build a house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, or ride a llama into battle against an army of evil potatoes!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like a deranged penguin on caffeine. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet of the server owner!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! (Disclaimer: No actual fags were harmed in the making of this server)