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Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 8715 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 23 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 76 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 876 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
Join us for epic battles against giant rainbow-colored chickens, build a house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, or ride a llama into battle against an army of evil potatoes!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like a deranged penguin on caffeine. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet of the server owner!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! (Disclaimer: No actual fags were harmed in the making of this server)