FactuallyFunny Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8876
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride the players, the creepers do the macarena, and the diamonds sing show tunes!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Legend has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted unlimited chicken nuggets for life!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Get ready to boogie down with the most notorious Minecraft myth of all time!

So why wait? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and experience the most absurd and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

Minecraft Civils

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6859
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

**Minecraft Sivils** (*Bedrock X Java 1.8-1.18*)> Skyblock: – Vanilla Redstone & Mobs + AI! – Leveling system that progresses the game with you! – Spawners, Minions, & Custom Chests! – *Skyblock* Orientated Custom Enchants with Enchantment Table! – Island Level, Leaderboards, Permissions, Settings, Bank, Missions & More! – Professional, well made and maintained!> SMP: – SlimeFun – Magic, Backpacks, Machinery, nuclear reactors, custom items! – Skills, Increasable stats, Mana! – Chest Protection + Claiming!

play.sivils.net

VenatusMC

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6608
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Welcome to VenatusMC! Join NationSMP today!! Build your nation and create the biggest empire!!! Why does this description have to be so long? Also, why haven’t you joined yet? 🙂

play.venatusmc.com:25594

UnitMC

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3498
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Mines Excavated:	4169	Crops Grown:	8797
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Love Letters Sent:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

Welcome to UNIT PRISON!We’re the place to go if you’re looking for a PvP based prison server!IP: unitprison.com Website: store.unitprison.com Discord: discord.gg/unit

unitmc.org

DoonPlex

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8738
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	167	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

45.126.209.171:25627

CraftMC.PL

Anarchy, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5397
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Villages Defended:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Zombie Dances:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

CraftMC.PL – Your Minecraft server!Available versions: 1.8-1.20 Number of slots: 2000 The latest versions only with us! Join us on the CraftMC.PL server

craftmc.pl

Globecraft

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6711
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8254
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

PLAY.GLOBECRAFT.XYZ [JAVA 1.18-1.20.1]Globecraft is a nation-building Minecraft server with an earth map based on a plugin called Towny. Towny allows you to create a town and claim chunks to protect your territory. Furthermore, you can create and join nations to increase your power and collaborate with other towns. This and the the map itself means that you can create nations and towns with geographical accuracy, allowing you to roleplay your way into this geopolitical server. Our website, the dynmap, and the discord server allows you to grasp the full picture and keep up with everything going on on the server.Forge your own destiny today, at play.globecraft.xyz.

play.globecraft.xyz

VanillaHub

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3258
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43

1.20 HAS JUST HAPPENED ON VANILLAHUB!An active survival server, that brings new and exciting updates regularly. Including custom cosmetics to customize your player, epic events and much more! We also have a very active discord server to chat with the whole community! https://discord.gg/vh– Item based shopping district– (/rtp) RTP at spawn– (/keepinv) Toggleable keep inventory– (/claim) Claims and grief protection

vanillahub.net

PokeRetreat

Pixelmon, Roleplay

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9408
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Enchantments Applied:	272
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7

IP » play.pokeretreat.com Website »https://store.pokeretreat.com/ Discord » https://discord.gg/B4sq2bUkzpPokeRetreat is a server providing the popular Cobblemon mod. At PokeRetreat, we strive to bring the best quality gameplay for all players in mind, whilst trying to build and connect a community together. IMPORTANT: We’re a fabric server on minecraft version 1.20.1 please download the cobblemon mod here: https://modrinth.com/mod/cobblemon or if you’re on technic search for cobblemon and download the fabric version » Features: • #1 Cobblemon Experience • Customized Builds • GTS • Events • Player Gyms

play.pokeretreat.com

RawMinecraft 2.0

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5764
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Runes Activated:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Astral Projections Made:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10

[email protected].

RawMinecraft2.mcserv.co

VortexNetwork

Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8327
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Vortex Network (CRACKED)As of currently, we have two unique gamemodes: Prisons and Skyblock. Both give a balanced and unique experience that is different from all other servers.Skyblock consists of features such as: Ore Totems, Island Upgrades, Custom coded Chunk Hoppers, Custom Coded Mobs/Stacking system, Island Worth, UNIQUE Replatantable Seeds system, Free flight, Equipment Paths (Custom system for enchants), /claim system and much more!Prisons consists of features such as: Player Advancements, Mining Levels, Pickaxe Energy, Pickaxe Crystals, Key Backpacks, 12+ Custom Enchants, Key Backpacks, Special Crates, Cryptics, Lucky Crates, Mine Crates, Donor Rankupgrades and much much more! You can join our discord to know more about the prison server features!https://discord.gg/sES3aRn VortexNetwork.me

VortexNetwork.me

RTVCRAFT

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6295
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Void Gems Collected:	28
Falling into the Void:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Welcome to RTV Craft! This is a semi-vanilla survival server. Claiming! The messenger! Jobs! Shop! RTP! TPA! And so much more!

rtv_craft.apexmc.co:25667

Alternative World

Survival

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7992
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Villages Defended:	20
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Divine Spears Created:	13	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Survival Server with a lot of features– Custom Terrain – Custom Structure – Multi Currency – Cross Platform

playmc.alt-w.net

GlitchyMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6923
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
New Chunks Explored:	471445	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	197	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Zombie Dances:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41

GlitchyMC, A Minecraft Server Where The Fun Never Ends!~our Minecraft server has many type of games you can choose do you want survival?-we got it! Lifesteal?-No problem! Bedwars?-We also got it!

glitchy.mc-server.eu:30045

SweetPea Middle School

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3131
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1369
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Mines Excavated:	2226	Endless Night Skies:	5

sweetpeamc.com

CasualCrafters Vault Hunters

PvE, Whitelist

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6219
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Mines Excavated:	1185	Star Shards Collected:	159
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Alien Abductions:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Join Discord to request Whitelist!We are a friendly community of people who like to vault hunt without malding at every death. I made this server because I suffer from a crippling debilitation called Skill issue, and so far we get a lot of chill people so come and join us :)Age Restriction: 18+ preferred but all welcomeRule Set: VaultMode Casual (Deaths only cost durability) VaultLoot Plenty (2x Vault loot and exp gained) No Griefing, Stealing or PVP unless both parties consent Don’t create unnecessarily laggy farms Trading encouraged, we can help each other out with items when needed Build somewhere around spawn if possible (Within 1000 blocks radius)

vh.casualcrafters.net