FactuallyFunny Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride the players, the creepers do the macarena, and the diamonds sing show tunes!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Legend has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted unlimited chicken nuggets for life!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Get ready to boogie down with the most notorious Minecraft myth of all time!

So why wait? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and experience the most absurd and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Magic Items Found:	8588
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Zombie Dances:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

LDP SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

LDP SMP is liberal and cool server. You can make shop, earn cash and live like happy guy. Or make town. Or just fight everyone and act wierd.Guide(help): https://ldp.scmain.com/guide.php ToS: https://ldp.scmain.com/ToS.html Rules: dont do bad things, its intuitively easy, but you can read rules. We are liberal, so you wont get ban in most cases. To get ban you would need to make me impressed.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	407	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	89	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Zombie Dances:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

ZonaZero Minecraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Survival Server version 1.20.1 with Missions, Parkour, Clans, Tombs, Protes and much more!!! Come in and get to know us!!!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Magic Items Found:	1145	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Falling into the Void:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Ventox

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Ventox, a modern Faction server that takes various features from SMPs, Cannon-based Factions, and HCF to create a unique modern-day Minecraft gamemode for all players! Prepare yourself for an extraordinary gameplay experience with a unique Skill System, Machines, Quests, and an economy with shops and settlements. Alongside these features are also many events running throughout the day, every week. This includes Custom Fishing, Gold Panning, Archeological Excavation, Bosses, and a 24/7-KOTH event.Amongst this wide array of features is a competitive gamemode where teams can gain value, with the winning team having the most value by the end of the map! Teams can either have an unclaimed base with some rewards for the higher risk or have a claimed base that requires more upkeep in compensation for the protected base.For those players looking for a casual experience, Ventox also offers an SMP-like gameplay style with a custom skills and quests system. There are boosters, scrolls, and crystals that can assist players in this casual experience. The casual gamemode differs from the competitive gamemode. There are no buyable boosters or likewise items to affect the competitive gamemode.Ventox is always offering a unique gameplay experience every season with weekly or biweekly updates bringing in new concepts and frequent economy changes to make every season different from the last!Jump in and join the community.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	23	Dragon Eggs Found:	794

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Bucketry Minecraft

PvE, Survival

Before joining, you should know what type of server we are. At its core, we are a Survival server with enhanced features, including elements such as a progression system, server and player shops, jobs, minigames, custom spawners, mcMMO, envoy crates, voting crates, custom claiming, banking, and much more. We also give the player access to over 170 advanced enchantments. Further spicing up survival gameplay and allowing the player to craft legendary items. So with that being said, you decide. Do you want to grind through all the ranks, reaching the highest level in the server? Or do you want to be the richest of them all?

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Towns Built:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Lanka Survival Multiplayer – LKSMP

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Sri Lanka vanilla server with land claims A peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibewhitelist application: https://lksmp.fun/ server rules: https://lksmp.fun/rules/ changelogs: https://lksmp.fun/changelogs/Features *Land claims *Custome skins *Whitelist on *weekly ender world reset *365 days online server

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	80	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Hypixel Network

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival Games

Check out our server trailer and more at http://hypixel.net/playJoin the Hypixel network! Home of over 35 unique games like Megawalls, Warlords and Blitz:SG! Connect with new friends and take your place in our awesome and fun community!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	New Chunks Explored:	480105
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

2b2t

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

2builders2tools is a minecraft server that promises its players vanilla survival gameplay with PvP, a neverending world and no rules. The IP is 2b2t.org. It has been on the same world since december 2010. https://reddit.com/r/2b2t/

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	57	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Love Letters Sent:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Minecassia

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Alien Abductions:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

dynamic host

LifeSteal, PvP

Dynamic Host is a Lifesteal server that offers ranks and extra /sethomes for voting, grief protection, custom player shops and friendly staff!We preserve your Lifesteal experience . If you like pure Lifesteal , this is the server for you!if u want Crates u can buy it on our discord server https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw by OWO currency or in ingame money etcEach vote gets you closer to the next rank up, vote crates etc .Because this is a host we also sell Minecraft server in lowest price if u want to buy connect us on our discord server and make their ticket and ping us https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw .The world border is 100,000 blocks so there are plenty of unexplored biomes to discover and build in!And this Server is gonna be network soon so be there and fun .

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

TerraTrove

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

TerraTrove is a completely brand-new vanilla SMP dedicated for mature players who want a tight-knit, chill community. We have a whitelist on the server so that we can make sure of this. We cherish and listen very closely to our player-base and want the best for them. For this reason, we are open to new ideas and have a suggestion system in our discord so that players can vote on/talk about future changes. If you are interested, wanting to apply, or just curious, feel free to join our discord to find out more.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	891	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Tilted Tavern

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Towny

Are you ready to embark on an extraordinary Minecraft journey unlike any other? Look no further than Tilted Tavern, where we’re sporting a world that’s a 500:1 scale replica of our beloved planet Earth. Immerse yourself in the grandeur of our vast landscapes, bustling cities, and untamed wilderness. Join us in creating your own destiny, one block at a time!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

BlurCraft

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to BlurCraft, the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience! Build your dream town or base, make lasting friendships, and enjoy cross-platform gameplay. With unique features, custom items, and a friendly community, BlurCraft welcomes both Java and Bedrock players.Join us and unleash your creativity as you construct your own thriving town or magnificent base. Collaborate with like-minded players, share resources, and embark on group projects to create stunning architectural marvels. Our community is filled with friendly players eager to connect and make new friends, regardless of whether you play on Java or Bedrock edition.Our dedicated staff members are always available to assist you. They are knowledgeable, friendly, and committed to ensuring your experience in BlurCraft is enjoyable. From answering questions to resolving concerns, they are here to support you every step of the way.Join BlurCraft today and immerse yourself in an extraordinary adventure. Build, create, and make lifelong friendships in a server designed for endless possibilities. Experience the best of Minecraft SMP as a Java or Bedrock player in our welcoming and inclusive community.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Enchantments Applied:	212
Void Armor Forged:	28	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

ArksMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to ArksMC – Where Adventures Unfold!A World Unlike Any Other: Step into a vast, Earth-like realm teeming with mysteries. On ArksMC, you’ll explore a planet filled with hidden dungeons and encounter fully animated custom bosses. The world itself is fully ran by YOU the player through the creation of towns and nations. Player-Run Economies: Here, the world’s economy is entirely player-driven. Take charge by forming towns, nations, kingdoms, or any role you aspire to, from a humble citizen to a mighty emperor with hundreds of real subjects.Custom Classes and Magic: Unleash your potential with MMO leveling, custom classes, and magical abilities. As you explore and conquer dungeons across our world, you’ll level up and acquire valuable weapons and items.Choose Your Path: ArksMC offers an array of unique gameplay experiences. Whether you’re inclined towards diplomacy, conquest, or exploration, there’s a path for you to forge.Endless Adventure Awaits: Our server invites you to embark on an epic journey, offering a dynamic and immersive experience that sets us apart.Server IP: ArksMC.net Discord: Discord.gg/TheArk

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Auria Network

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

OneBlock Pets Survival hard PvP e PvE Custom items Mcmmo Dungeons Events every day Amazing community

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Potions Brewed:	42	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4962

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

TerraMedia Network

Earth, Factions, KitPvP, OneBlock, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hispanic server focused on Survival-PvP modalities ° Quality ° Attention ° Experience ° Seriousness ° Professionalism

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	197
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!