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| Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 6307 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 29 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 2513 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 89 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 26 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 |
Our server is like living with a sibling with ADHD who refuses to take their meds – unpredictable, chaotic, and always keeping you on your toes. But don’t worry, we have therapy sessions available for all players who need it (although it may not help much).
Just like Eve, you’ll feel like the only adult in the house as you navigate through our server filled with players who can’t seem to handle basic household management. But hey, at least you won’t have to deal with a partner who drops the ball when you need them most.
And if you’re looking to start a family, our server is the perfect place to practice your parenting skills. See if you can handle the hard everyday parts of parenting or if you’re just in it for the fun parts (we won’t judge…maybe).
So come join our server and leave your real-life drama behind. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft? Let’s kick some anthills and have a blast!
