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Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 9710 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 22 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 4 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 12 |
Farms Harvested: | 930 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
Join us and experience the thrilling saga of my 30-year-old brother and his 36-year-old ex-wife, who are embroiled in a divorce scandal that will make your diamond sword shiver. Witness the tension as his new girlfriend demands that the ex-wife be banned from our upcoming trip to Orlando, FL. Will she get her way? Will there be a showdown at the Nether portal? Only time will tell!
But wait, there’s more! You’ll also get to witness the epic battle between the ex-wife and the girlfriend at my parents’ Sunday dinner. It’s like a PvP match, but with mashed potatoes instead of potions. Who will emerge victorious? Who will be left with a plate full of regrets?
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a TNT explosion, come join us! Just remember to bring your popcorn and your pickaxe, because things are about to get wild.