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Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 3589 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
New Chunks Explored: | 135511 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 23 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 33 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 33 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Magical Moments Shared: | 21 |
Join us and experience the thrilling saga of my 30-year-old brother and his 36-year-old ex-wife, who are embroiled in a divorce scandal that will make your diamond sword shiver. Witness the tension as his new girlfriend demands that the ex-wife be banned from our upcoming trip to Orlando, FL. Will she get her way? Will there be a showdown at the Nether portal? Only time will tell!
But wait, there’s more! You’ll also get to witness the epic battle between the ex-wife and the girlfriend at my parents’ Sunday dinner. It’s like a PvP match, but with mashed potatoes instead of potions. Who will emerge victorious? Who will be left with a plate full of regrets?
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a TNT explosion, come join us! Just remember to bring your popcorn and your pickaxe, because things are about to get wild.