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Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 7031 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 41 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
Dimension Hops: | 14 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Battle Standards Raised: | 15 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 58 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 17 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
Join us and experience the thrilling saga of my 30-year-old brother and his 36-year-old ex-wife, who are embroiled in a divorce scandal that will make your diamond sword shiver. Witness the tension as his new girlfriend demands that the ex-wife be banned from our upcoming trip to Orlando, FL. Will she get her way? Will there be a showdown at the Nether portal? Only time will tell!
But wait, there’s more! You’ll also get to witness the epic battle between the ex-wife and the girlfriend at my parents’ Sunday dinner. It’s like a PvP match, but with mashed potatoes instead of potions. Who will emerge victorious? Who will be left with a plate full of regrets?
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a TNT explosion, come join us! Just remember to bring your popcorn and your pickaxe, because things are about to get wild.