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Players: | 107/400 | Votes: | 5320 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Void Armor Forged: | 18 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 |
Farms Harvested: | 290 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 20 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 |
Join us and experience the thrilling saga of my 30-year-old brother and his 36-year-old ex-wife, who are embroiled in a divorce scandal that will make your diamond sword shiver. Witness the tension as his new girlfriend demands that the ex-wife be banned from our upcoming trip to Orlando, FL. Will she get her way? Will there be a showdown at the Nether portal? Only time will tell!
But wait, there’s more! You’ll also get to witness the epic battle between the ex-wife and the girlfriend at my parents’ Sunday dinner. It’s like a PvP match, but with mashed potatoes instead of potions. Who will emerge victorious? Who will be left with a plate full of regrets?
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a TNT explosion, come join us! Just remember to bring your popcorn and your pickaxe, because things are about to get wild.