ExWifeVsGF Minecraft Server

AITAH, altercation, brothers, Cheating, current girlfriend, DISRESPECTFUL, Divorce, ex wife, ExWifeVsGF, family, fl, making, Minecraft, Orlando, plane ticket, separate room, Server, soon-to-be, Sunday dinner, trip, UNCOMFORTABLE, uninvited, vacation

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	399
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	358	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s juicier than a ripe watermelon on a hot summer day? Well, look no further! Our server is like a soap opera, but with blocks and creepers instead of actors and drama.

Join us and experience the thrilling saga of my 30-year-old brother and his 36-year-old ex-wife, who are embroiled in a divorce scandal that will make your diamond sword shiver. Witness the tension as his new girlfriend demands that the ex-wife be banned from our upcoming trip to Orlando, FL. Will she get her way? Will there be a showdown at the Nether portal? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! You’ll also get to witness the epic battle between the ex-wife and the girlfriend at my parents’ Sunday dinner. It’s like a PvP match, but with mashed potatoes instead of potions. Who will emerge victorious? Who will be left with a plate full of regrets?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a TNT explosion, come join us! Just remember to bring your popcorn and your pickaxe, because things are about to get wild.

CreeperCuisine

balanced diet, Breakfast, Cooking, CreeperCuisine, diet, Dinner, eating habits, Food, food choices, food diary, food intake, food journal, food tracking, Healthy Eating, lunch, Meal, meal planning, mindful eating, nutrition, recipes, SNACKS

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8612
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Void Gems Collected:	18	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Holy Grails Found:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing you’re eating is virtual bread and pork chops? Well, on our server, you can feast like a king! We have a never-ending buffet of enchanted golden apples, diamond-coated cake, and even a secret stash of creeper cupcakes (they explode with flavor in your mouth)!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Bacon Block, rumored to grant whoever finds it unlimited bacon for life. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the elusive Pizza Portal, where every slice teleports you to a different dimension filled with cheese and pepperoni.

So come join us on our server and let your taste buds go wild! Who needs real food when you can dine like a Minecraft god?

CraftyTradeWars

Canada, China, CraftyTradeWars, cross-border trade, diplomatic relations, economic impact, Economy, foreign policy, global market, Import Taxes, international relations, mexico, North America, political decisions, protectionism, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade war, trump, united states, White House

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	812
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7155	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

so, like, this server is like the best thing since sliced bread, i swear. we got unicorns running around, and you can ride them into battle against evil zombies and stuff.

oh, and get this, if you join our server, you get a magical sword that shoots fireballs and turns your enemies into chickens. how cool is that?

also, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure in our server, you’ll unlock a portal to a land filled with diamonds and gold.

plus, our server has the best parties ever. we once had a dance-off with a group of creepers and it was lit, i’m telling you.

so, like, forget about those boring servers, come join us and experience the craziest, most epic adventures of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Snowflake Sanctuary

anti-White bias, BIAS, discrimination, Diversity, diversity initiatives, diversity programs, diversity training, equality, experiments, inclusion, minority groups, perceptions, Race, racial group, racial sensitivity, researchers, Sanctuary, snowflake, social psychology, valued, White participants, Workplace Diversity

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8872
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Divine Spears Created:	22	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like, the most diverse place ever! We got all sorts of peeps from different backgrounds, makin’ it a real party up in here.

And get this, if you join, you’ll feel like a freakin’ VIP, cuz we got diversity initiatives up the wazoo! It’s like, we’re all about inclusivity and stuff, but watch out, cuz the White players might start feelin’ a lil’ left out. They’ll be all like, “Yo, why they makin’ me feel anti-White bias? This is some wild shiz, man!”

But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. We’re just tryna shake things up and keep it interesting. So come on down to the most diverse Minecraft server around, where the only bias you’ll feel is towards havin’ a good time!

LanderYT

Application Process, Community, Coreprotect, Datapacks, Discord, Discordsrv, Events, Friendly, Hermitcraft-like, LanderYT, LGBTQ, members, October 2021, Playstyle, Previous experience, Rewards, Semi Vanilla, smp, Squaremap, Staff Team, teleport command, texture pack, Vanilla

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9034
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Astral Projections Made:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Welcome to LanderYT SMP

We are the LanderYT SMP, we are a community that started in October 2021 and are looking for more members. We added some small tweaks to the server to make it more suitable for everyone.

Tweaks	Description
Custom texture pack	A few of our amazing members have drawn up some exquisite custom items, which you are recommended to use on the server. They are completely unintrusive to the gameplay on the server. Custom hats and weapons do not add any extra functionality.
Teleport command	The only teleport command of /spawn is allowed in the overworld to encourage the development of roads and highways.
Datapacks from Hermitcraft	Includes datapacks such as Single player sleep, player heads, armor statues, and more.
DiscordSRV	Discord and Minecraft chat are now interchangeable for easier communication.
CoreProtect	Reinforces the server’s vision to make it a friendly environment by protecting player’s gameplay experience.

Events are hosted semi-frequently on the server, with rewards of event coins to buy shulker boxes and cosmetic items.

Our server is now 6 months old and has a small staff team dedicated to maintaining peace and harmony.

Application process: You are expected to fill in a high-effort application form to join the server.

Join us now: https://discord.gg/v2RRck9KWn

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question: How do I apply to join the server?	Answer: You can apply by filling out the application form provided on our Discord server.
Question: Can I use mods on the server?	Answer: We prefer to keep the server as vanilla as possible, so the use of mods is discouraged.
Question: Are griefing and trolling allowed on the server?	Answer: No, we have CoreProtect in place to prevent any harm to player’s gameplay experience.
Question: How can I communicate with other players?	Answer: Discord and Minecraft chat are interchangeable for easier communication.
Question: What are event coins used for?	Answer: Event coins can be used to purchase shulker boxes and cosmetic items.

Enchanted Echoes 1.20.5

1.20.5, acceptance, coming out, Echoes, Enchanted, Gay, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ culture, LGBTQ history, LGBTQ pride, LGBTQ Representation, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ support, LGBTQ visibility., personal journey, queer, Self Discovery, self-realization, Sexuality

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6666
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Yo, bro, if you wanna embrace your inner fabulousness and let your rainbow flag fly high in Minecraft, then you gotta join this server! We’re all about embracing our fruity side and having a blast in our short shorts and girlie outfits. Let your inner faggot shine bright like a diamond on this server, where being gay is not just accepted, it’s celebrated! So come on, join us and let’s sashay away into a world of fabulousness and fun!

RespectLostInMinecraftSMP

#Sayings, annoying phrases, DISRESPECTFUL, disrespectful attitude, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful language, disrespectful phrases, instant disrespect, instant turn off, irritating sayings, lack of manners, lose respect, pet peeve, phrases, phrases that show lack of respect, phrases to avoid, phrases to avoid saying, phrases to cringe at, RespectLostInMinecraftSMP, rude comments, unacceptable behavior

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1303
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, the most epic server ever! Like, the owner is a literal unicorn who farts rainbows and the mods are all secretly aliens plotting to take over the world with their diamond swords. But don’t worry, we have a secret weapon – a talking chicken named Cluck Norris who will protect us all with his epic karate skills.

And get this, the currency on the server isn’t diamonds or emeralds, it’s actually cheeseburgers. Yeah, you heard me right, CHEESEBURGERS. So if you want to be the richest player on the server, you better start hoarding those burgers like your life depends on it.

Oh, and did I mention that every full moon, a pack of wild llamas invade the spawn area and challenge players to a dance-off? It’s like, the most epic showdown you’ll ever witness, trust me.

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP that’s totally bonkers and will make you question your sanity, then come join us! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of craziness, because things are about to get WILD.

CraftyTradezUSAvsChina

China, Competition, CraftyTradezUSAvsChina, economic growth, economic impact, economic stability, Economy, Exports, global economy, global market, Imports, international trade, market, Nations, supply chain, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements, trade policies, trade relations, US

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2914
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	174
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Are you tired of boring old trade wars and tariffs? Come join our Minecraft server where nations trade with us even after getting hit with tariffs! Why? Because our market is so huge and hungry, it makes China look like a tiny ant carrying a crumb. Our virtual economy is booming, with players buying and selling goods faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe.” Plus, rumor has it that our virtual president is a llama who can negotiate trade deals with just a flick of its tail. So come on over and join the fun – who needs China when you’ve got us?

Cable Chaos Craft

cable, Cable damage, Chaos, Communication, Craft, diplomatic tensions, foreign affairs, Incident, international relations, investigation, legal action, legal dispute, Maritime, maritime law, naval operations, norway, Russian, SECURITY, Seizes, Ship, Shipping industry, suspected, Technology

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6174
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Crops Grown:	4293
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Yo, so like, come join this epic Minecraft server where we got Norway seizing Russian-crewed ships and stuff over suspected cable damage! It’s like a whole new level of PvP action, you gotta watch out for those sneaky Russians trying to mess with our cables, man.

But don’t worry, we got your back with our insane community of players who will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget about all the drama going on in the real world. Plus, we got custom plugins that will blow your mind and make you never want to leave.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the chaos and mayhem on our server, where anything can happen and the only limit is your imagination. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Let’s goooooo!

Magical Ma-Fi Culture

culture, Enchantment, FANTASY, fantasy world, Ma-Fi, MaFi, MAGICAL, magical adventures, magical beings, magical characters, magical culture, magical elements, Magical people, Magical powers, magical realm, magical society, magical stories, Magical-Fiction, mystical beings, sorcery, Supernatural, witches, wizards

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6220
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	97
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
New Chunks Explored:	817029	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0

yo, u ever wanted to join a server where the players are actual wizards and witches? well, dis server is da place for u! we got magical people doin’ magical stuff all day long, castin’ spells and brewin’ potions like it’s no big deal.

oh, and get this – some of ’em even got dis thing called “Ma-Fi”, which stands for Magical-Fiction. basically, they can make up crazy stories and make ’em come to life in da game. imagine fightin’ a dragon made out of cheese or ridin’ a unicorn that farts rainbows. it’s wild, man.

so if u wanna be part of dis magical culture and experience all da craziness dat comes with it, join us now! who knows, maybe u’ll discover some hidden powers within u and become da most powerful wizard in all da land. or maybe u’ll just have a good laugh at all da ridiculousness happenin’ around u. either way, it’s gonna be a blast. come join us, u won’t regret it!

LaserCraft AI BreastCheck

ai, AI-powered screening, Artificial Intelligence, Blood Test, breast cancer, BreastCheck, cancer detection, cancer research, diagnostic tool, early detection, early intervention, early stage diagnosis, health technology, healthcare innovation, laser analysis, lasercraft, machine learning, medical advancements, medical breakthrough, medical technology, Precision medicine, screening method

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5151
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Gods Slained:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Love Letters Sent:	13

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we use AI-powered blood tests to spot early breast cancer signs in ur character!! imagine ur blocky avatar getting a laser analysis and being diagnosed with breast cancer!! it’s like real life but in minecraft!! u can be the first to identify ur character in the earliest stage of breast cancer and save them from virtual death!! join now for a wild ride of medical miracles and pixelated health scares!! #minecraftmedicalsever #savingblockyboobs

Near Vanilla

BUILD, Builds, close-knit, collect, Competitions, Cooperative, Environment, Events, Experience, Explore, Friends, Fun, Minecraft, Play styles, Players, Server, shopping districts, smp, Vanilla

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7274
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Emeralds Found:	4016
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Near Vanilla Server Overview

IP	play.nearvanilla.com
Website	https://nearvanilla.com
Server Guide	Our Notion Page
Map	https://map.nearvanilla.com
Season 5 Recap Video	https://youtu.be/SoJU47pZojY
Screenshots	https://imgur.com/a/CQtZzgE

Requirements:

18+ only
Mature and Respectful

Zero Tolerance Policy:

No hacking, glitching, or duping allowed. Any of these will result in a permanent ban. No griefing, stealing, bullying, insulting, discrimination, or prejudice behavior is tolerated. Toxic behavior is not welcome. Chat will be moderated by our server staff.

The “Near” in “Near Vanilla”

Deathlog: Lets you know where you died
WanderfulAdditions*: control armor stands and make item frames invisible
Kickafk: Kicks players who afk more than 3 hours
Custom plugins created for our server. See the full list of plugins in our FAQ on the Discord
A few Admin tools to help mods keep things friendly and welcoming Players can suggest Non-Vanilla additions if they do not remove from the vanilla experience which will be discussed on our Discord.

To apply through Discord, click the link here.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is Near Vanilla a cooperative server?	Yes, Near Vanilla encourages cooperative building and play styles.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing, stealing, and other toxic behaviors are not tolerated.
Are there age restrictions to join the server?	Yes, players must be 18+ to join Near Vanilla.
Can players suggest Non-Vanilla additions to the server?	Yes, suggestions for Non-Vanilla additions can be discussed on the Discord server.

Voxel Update – Daily Source 1.21.4

1.21.4, Amanogawa Shiina, CHAO5CHOOL, chuuba world, Daily, Dexter, FanFans Cafe, HoloExpo, holofes, hololive, Hololive Gamers, Inislein, Kitashirakawa Kakapo, NijiFES, Nijisanji, Odette Mori, Ophelia Briar, Peter Boxy, phase connect, Pipkin Pippa, Sayu Sincro, Socks Vtubing Agency, source, Specialite., update, Voxel, vshojo, Vtuber News

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6117
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	128	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Endless Night Skies:	2

Yo, welcome to this cray cray Minecraft server where we spill all the tea on the chuuba world! We got Hololive exclusives dropping like hot potatoes, like a new server launching 2/3. Plus, Omaru Polka droppin’ an MV for her bday on 1/30, and Gawr Gura servin’ looks in a new outfit.

But wait, there’s more! Hakos Baelz covering “Weight of the World”, Holo indie droppin’ a horror game, and Hoshimachi Suisei on NHK’s “Music Line” radio show. We even got energy drinks, collabs, and new outfits galore!

Join this server if you wanna stay woke on all the chuuba happenings and be part of the madness. Don’t miss out, or you’ll be more lost than a chicken in a minefield. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

NoKidsNoCreepers

after school, ANNOYED, Boundaries, Communication, different opinions, distractions, family dynamics, high school, house rules, INDEPENDENCE, legal custody, niece and nephew, NoKidsNoCreepers, OFFENDED, parenting, RESPONSIBILITY, Routine, Safety, supervision, unsupervised

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3221
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	22
Holy Grails Found:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Magic Items Found:	1265

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value independence and responsibility! Join us for some epic adventures and crazy builds, but beware of unsupervised kids causing chaos in our virtual world.

Looking for a server where kids can roam freely and learn valuable life lessons? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for your child to gain independence and grow into a responsible player.

But wait, there’s more! We have a strict no-unsupervised-kids policy, just like in real life. Say goodbye to friends causing mayhem and hello to a safe and structured gaming environment.

Join now and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Just make sure your niece and nephew don’t sneak in when you’re not looking – those little troublemakers are always up to no good!

PhonelessGamer Minecraft SMP

10. Wasting time on phones, 11. Pointless phone activities, 12. Phone dependency, 13. FOMO on social media, 14. Constant phone checking, 15. Incessant phone notifications, 16. Time-wasting apps, 17. Unproductive phone use, 18. Virtual reality disconnect, 19. Lack of real-life interactions, 2. Social media obsession, 20. Detrimental effects of excessive phone use., 3. Excessive screen time, 4. Mindless scrolling, 5. Digital distractions, 6. Smartphone addiction, 7. Technology overuse, 8. Mobile phone habits, 9. Unnecessary phone usage, Minecraft, phone addiction, PhonelessGamer, smp

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	8824
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Dimension Hops:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like the coolest server ever, like seriously bro. We got llamas that can fly and pigs that wear top hats, it’s wild! And the best part is, our diamonds are actually made of chocolate so you can eat them while you mine.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where all the mobs come to dance. And our PvP arena is actually a giant trampoline so you can bounce around while you fight. Plus, our admins are all trained ninjas so they can help you out if you get stuck in a tree or something.

So like, why use your phone for boring stuff when you could be joining this totally rad Minecraft SMP? Trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF.

CraftyCreeperz

categorization Dichotomous, characteristics Social commentary, comparison Quirky, comparisons Humorous, CraftyCreeperz, differences Binary, funny Opposites, humor Categorization, humor Contrasts, humor Dichotomous, humor Funny, humor Observations, humor Stereotypes, individuals Personalities, observations Generalizations, outlook Dichotomies, personalities Humor, Perspectives, perspectives Satire, perspectives Satirical, stereotypes Dichotomy, Two kinds of people

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2249
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Star Shards Collected:	232
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Glorious Feasts Held:	9

Are you the kind of person who builds majestic castles with secret underground lairs, or are you the kind of person who creates elaborate traps to prank unsuspecting players? Well, on our Minecraft server, there are two kinds of people: those who dare to join and those who miss out on all the epic adventures!

Join us if you want to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Or maybe you prefer to challenge the server owner to a dance-off in the middle of a lava pit – anything goes on our crazy server!

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of a community where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional creeper explosion.