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Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 2706 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 10 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 3989 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 136 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 16 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
Farms Harvested: | 482 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
Join us and experience the thrilling saga of my 30-year-old brother and his 36-year-old ex-wife, who are embroiled in a divorce scandal that will make your diamond sword shiver. Witness the tension as his new girlfriend demands that the ex-wife be banned from our upcoming trip to Orlando, FL. Will she get her way? Will there be a showdown at the Nether portal? Only time will tell!
But wait, there’s more! You’ll also get to witness the epic battle between the ex-wife and the girlfriend at my parents’ Sunday dinner. It’s like a PvP match, but with mashed potatoes instead of potions. Who will emerge victorious? Who will be left with a plate full of regrets?
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a TNT explosion, come join us! Just remember to bring your popcorn and your pickaxe, because things are about to get wild.