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| Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 8648 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
| Ores Mined: | 8155 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 5 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
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We’ve got secret underground bases filled with treasure, crazy redstone contraptions that will blow your mind, and a community of players who are as wild and unpredictable as a herd of stampeding llamas. And let’s not forget the real reason you should join – we’ve uncovered a secret that will make you question everything you thought you knew about your ex.
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