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Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 2640 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Potions Brewed: | 124 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
Divine Spears Created: | 19 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 20 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 |
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