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Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 256 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Emeralds Found: | 375 | Zombie Dances: | 4 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Animals Bred: | 51 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
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So, if you’re ready to choose work-life balance over a toxic relationship and have some fun in the process, join our Minecraft server today. Who needs a high six-figure income when you have a blocky paradise to escape to?