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Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 3029 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
Crops Grown: | 5089 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 49 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
Join our server and escape the drama of ex-spouses who can’t handle you putting your family first. Build a virtual world where you can be there for your kids and still have time to mine for diamonds. Plus, with our outrageous in-game stories and insane adventures, you’ll forget all about the haters trying to bring you down.
So, if you’re ready to choose work-life balance over a toxic relationship and have some fun in the process, join our Minecraft server today. Who needs a high six-figure income when you have a blocky paradise to escape to?