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Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 2956 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 |
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