ExplodingTNT’s Minecraft SMP: Can East Euro Poopies Finally Explain Why You Are All So Homophobic?

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant flying squids, intense dance parties with creepers, and a quest to uncover the truth behind why all the east europoopies are so darn homophobic. Will we solve the mystery or just end up building more questionable statues in their honor? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-encrusted armor, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet chicken named Sir Clucks-a-lot who will judge your building skills with a single cluck.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this ridiculous adventure and let’s show those east europoopies that being fabulous is the only way to play Minecraft!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Void Gems Collected:	26
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Mines Excavated:	1469	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	464	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Secret Passages Found:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Void Gems Collected:	32	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Emeralds Found:	1431
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Magic Items Found:	5623
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Star Shards Collected:	96	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Towns Built:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28	Gods Slained:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Potions Brewed:	111	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Void Gems Collected:	13	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Runes Activated:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Crops Grown:	6982
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.