ExplodingTNT’s Minecraft SMP: Can East Euro Poopies Finally Explain Why You Are All So Homophobic?

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant flying squids, intense dance parties with creepers, and a quest to uncover the truth behind why all the east europoopies are so darn homophobic. Will we solve the mystery or just end up building more questionable statues in their honor? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-encrusted armor, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet chicken named Sir Clucks-a-lot who will judge your building skills with a single cluck.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this ridiculous adventure and let’s show those east europoopies that being fabulous is the only way to play Minecraft!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Endless Night Skies:	4	Alien Abductions:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

GoVibe

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP

Need a server? MineVibe is a brand new Lifesteal SMP server filled with tons of amazing features! We have an active playerbase, weekly events, and much more! See you there!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Farms Harvested:	308	Alien Abductions:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Void Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Void Realms We’re a community-oriented server that was created by the players, for the players. We offer traditional servers with our own unique twist you won’t find anywhere else.Skyblock: – Slimefun, Harvesters (Androids/Minions), Liquid Tanks, Cargo Transport, Machines, Island Top, Quests, Tinker’s Construct, Player Ranks, Chest Shops, Admin Shop, and more!Towny: – Custom Town Plugin System, Slimefun, Graves, RPG Style Skills, Custom Mobs, Player Ran Economy, Pwarps, PyroMining, PyroFishing, PyroFarming, Custom Terrain, Custom Enchants, Jobs, Mob Arena, Regenerating Structure Loot, Custom Items, and more!Creative: – Plots, WorldEdit, Decorative Heads, Vote Shop!Extra Info: ⮞ Bedrock + Java Compatible! ⮞ IP: play.voidrealms.net ⮞ Java Port: 25565 ⮞ Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Astral Projections Made:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Pump Power

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

PumpKraft is a modded MC community welcoming new players! We currently are hosting a BRAND NEW Prominence 2 [RPG] server ready to join! With custom commands (tpa/homes/warps), active staff, and regular special events I’m sure you’ll have a great time in our community!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	62

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

PixelGrew

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

The 1.20 Minecraft Earth Server with exciting gameplay and unique features!IP: play.pixelgrew.net Bedrock IP: bedrock.pixelgrew.net Bedrock port: 19132Discord: https://discord.gg/MXyTb7mV63

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Zombie Dances:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Villages Defended:	19	Potions Brewed:	191
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Divine Spears Created:	22
Secret Passages Found:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

PortalMC

Survival

Discover the best survival server. PortalMC is a server with an active community where you can take your own adventure. There are custom boxes with mythical items, villagers to trade op items, different warps to maximize your experience, and much more! Join us!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Animals Bred:	176	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

DSBM Network

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

Dive into ‘DSBM ADVENTURE’ for a unique Minecraft experience! Our server boasts custom-built landscapes, challenging dungeons, and a dynamic quest system to keep you on your toes. Connect with fellow players, form alliances, and showcase your skills. With a dedicated IP at play.dsbm.uk, the journey begins now. Are you ready for the ultimate Minecraft adventure?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

DinoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

DinoSMP is a new 1.20 SMP server focused on providing a safe and enjoyable place to play Minecraft. Our server revolves around vanilla Minecraft, with a handful of enhancements.– Grief Prevention – Chest Shops – Player Warps – Fossil Forge – Vote Tiers – QuestsCome join DinoSMP today and become apart of our awesome community!Server IP: dinosmp.net Bedrock Port: 19135

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

top-gaming.org

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to Top-Gaming.Org – the favorite server for Minecraft enthusiasts! Discover a fascinating world where the power of your votes is a real game changer!– State-of-the-art servers Experience top technology on our reliable servers with zero lag and excellent performance. Whether you’re looking for classic mode or an adventure with unique gameplay, we have a server waiting for you.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	2760	Void Armor Forged:	23
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5894

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Vanilla World Reloaded

PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

MobCraft

MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to Mobcraft Server!Our Survival server offers: Kits Crates Elitehoppers Vote Rewards Infernal mobs SkillsOur Pixelmon server is running Pixelmon Reforged 9.1.5 This version of Pixelmon runs on Minecraft 1.16.5Shiny starters RTG DexRewards PokeHunt WonderTrade Vote Rewards Biomelist GriefPrevention

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Farms Harvested:	541	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

AztecWorld

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Bored? In AztecWorld you will not get bored because of its Survival Custom Op mode. What is this mode? It is a Survival with many Plugins to improve your Gaming Experience such as RankUp System, X Charms, Jobs, Claims, Bosses, PlayerWarps, BattlePass and MyPet! In addition to an excellent community willing to help you!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Buildings Constructed:	49
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Love Letters Sent:	11	Herobrine Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

JoynCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

JOYnCRAFT offers active staff, players online around the clock, a beefy, professionally hosted server. Financing is secured years ahead. This server is meant to stay, and so are your builds! A lot of good builders play here and have already created many beautiful things you can check out. But the majority of the map is still pristine, so if you want to live far away from others and build big, this place is perfect for you! We have added plugins that are either meant to help you make your build visions come true, or to give you something fun to do when you need a break. Our discord bot plays relaxing minecraft-style music, our community is incredibly nice, and the server seed can only be described as outstanding. Joyn us today and make yourself at home!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	1200	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

BlueFox

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

BlueFox is a welcoming and lively Minecraft server. It offers a unique and enjoyable gaming experience for players of all ages and skill levels. With beautiful landscapes and endless possibilities, BlueFox allows you to explore, battle, and collaborate with friends. Our active community, regular events, and attentive staff ensure a safe and fun environment for all players. Join us today and unleash your creativity in this captivating Minecraft realm.Our current gamemodes: – Anarchy – Boxpvp – MiningUHC – SurvivalSMP – Survival PlotJoin Now!!! Available for Java and Bedrock IP: bluefox.ink

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Magic Items Found:	7321	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

GrizzlyPrison

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Prison, PvP, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Towns Built:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Horizons End

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Horizon’s End!Horizon’s End is a custom coded space Minecraft server. Pilot your very own movable starship, take over entire sectors of space, avoid pirates, use hyperspace to explore the vast galaxy! The galaxy is a 200k x 200k space map, with 17 unique planets to visit. Our server has an active, growing community that is welcoming to all new players. Join a nation or create your own settlement, all with the goal of galactic domination. The possibilities are endless!IP: play.horizonsend.net Wiki: https://horizonsendmc.miraheze.org/wiki/

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Secret Passages Found:	6
Farms Harvested:	666	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!