ExplodingTNT’s Minecraft SMP: Can East Euro Poopies Finally Explain Why You Are All So Homophobic?

acceptance, culture, discrimination, Diversity, east, East Europe, eastern europe, education, equality, EURO, EXPLAIN, ExplodingTNTs, Finally, Homophobia, HOMOPHOBIC, ignorance, intolerance, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, lgbtq rights, Minecraft, misconceptions, poopies, prejudice, progress, smp, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Understanding

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant flying squids, intense dance parties with creepers, and a quest to uncover the truth behind why all the east europoopies are so darn homophobic. Will we solve the mystery or just end up building more questionable statues in their honor? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-encrusted armor, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet chicken named Sir Clucks-a-lot who will judge your building skills with a single cluck.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this ridiculous adventure and let’s show those east europoopies that being fabulous is the only way to play Minecraft!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Runes Activated:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

ValhallaMC

Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

The Nest SMP

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

Looking for a welcoming oasis in the vast Minecraft universe? Look no further!Join The Nest SMP today and experience Minecraft at its finest—an inclusive and vibrant community that celebrates diversity and offers endless possibilities for every player.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Franks PokePark

Economy, PvE, Survival

Welcome to Frank’s PokéPark, a Cobblemon SMP. We offer custom ranks, exciting weekly tournaments, a friendly community, and much more. Our pride lies in involving our community in every aspect of the game and beyond, ensuring that you have a memorable experience. We are proud to be a free-to-play server that never compromises on fairness by adopting a pay-to-win model. Come join us at Frank’s PokéPark, where your opinion matters and your enjoyment is our top priority.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Dragons Tamed:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Crops Grown:	1503	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Void Armor Forged:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Lotus Network

Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Lotus Minecraft. Lotus is a gaming community where everyone can join and play games with each other and make new friends. Chat with them, play games together and much more. Lotus Minecraft server is hosted for everyone to have fun together in Minecraft. This community is an Indian community but other countries are always welcome too.About Lotus Minecraft Server Lotus Minecraft server is a survival server with lots of custom features. We got SlimeFun, mcMMO, Custom Enchants and many more custom fun features which will enhance your survival multiplayer experience. We got different Game Modes like, Bedwars, minigames, skyblock etc. More features, coming soon.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	430
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Farms Harvested:	280	Magic Items Found:	4254
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

ApexPvP

Factions, PvP, Raiding

ApexPvP is a 1.20 Network with Factions, Cannon Testing and much more to come! We have tons of custom features, events and more to provide you with a unique experience where you can compete and have fun!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

PumpkinSMP

Cross-Play, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The PumpkinSMP community is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support.PumpkinSMP is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe.Servers are on 1.17.1 through 1.19+– Experience the true feel of an SMP!– play.pumpkinsmp.eu.orgBedrock: IP: play.pumpkinsmp.eu.org Port: 25577

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	70
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

WildWood SMP

Earth, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

WildWood SMP is a brand new SMP-based server! We plan on becoming a one-stop network for all and any SMP gameplay desires! Here’s what we’ve got so far:• Lifesteal SMP – Build your base, kill players and collect their hearts! But don’t run out of hearts, or you’ll be punished!• Earth SMP (COMING SOON) – Survival Minecraft but with a map that mirrors planet Earth!• SMP (COMING SOON) – Easy, Simple, and relaxing Minecraft SMP!We allow both Java and Bedrock players to join! IP: wildwoodsmp.com Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Animals Bred:	197	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Secret Passages Found:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

unGODLY SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

As part of the unGODLY series, this server is similar to its previous counterpart in that its primary focus is giving power to the players while still allowing for a significant degree of challenge and difficulty. Hostile mobs are much stronger and faster, but players are given better tools, abilities, and opportunities in order to properly combat them.This server has many plugins – far too many to name – and so there is most certainly something for everyone.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5385	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Endless Night Skies:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	74	Dragon Eggs Found:	5997
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Legend of the Wild

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

We are a new survival server with economy, jobs, mcmmo and more. Check us out! We use grief prevention/claims plugin to keep your builds safe!. We aim to provide quality of life updates as well as make the game more involved and fun: More /Jobs! More Fish! More Enchants! More Crafting! More Potions! Custom Loot! More Tags! More Crates! Custom Monsters! Custom Bosses! Custom World Generation (The Wild) More ways to earn rewards in game than ever before! We are currently OPEN to new users. Thanks for stopping by to check us out!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	6701
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Ozryn Middle School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

OzrynSMP is a semi-vanilla SMP. We are running several plugins designed to make your Minecraft experience just a bit better! We are now offering the choice of either 1.8 or 1.9 Combat Mechanics! Our plugins include, but are not limited to, Grief Prevention, TreeGravity, SilkSpawners and Player Warps. We have a ready made XP farm for players to use upon joining too. One of our best features is our different reward crates. The keys can be earned through voting or purchased on our store (shop.ozrynmc.net). We are currently a small but very close server and we would love to have some new friends join us!SERVER IP: play.ozryn.com Sever Port [Bedrock and Pocket Edition]: 19137 Server Port [Java]: 25714

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	15

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

AetherConquest

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

Aether Conquest is a server based on a custom gamemode with custom-coded features; the closest category being a “box server”. However, unlike box servers, we offer tons of extra content, such as a level system, custom crafting system, boss spawns, unique and dynamic PvP systems, and more! We plan to keep updating Xanatos with more exclusive features as time goes on!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Secret Passages Found:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Alien Abductions:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Hemisphere Survival

Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

Vanilla Survival Minecraft Server with QOL/Performance Datapacks and Mods, including Simple Voice Chat. Friendly Community for anyone who loves Minecraft as much as we do. No plots or protection size limits. Creativity is always encouraged.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

AusGG

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

AusGG is an Australian Minecraft Network which features variety of different game modes.The current servers are: AussieSMP – A whitelisted application survival server with features to improve quality of life for players such as claims, shops and basic teleports. Aussie Creative – A whitelisted creative server for players to build on.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Emeralds Found:	5948	Magic Items Found:	5873
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

DrakesCraft Network

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Network DrakesCraft Java and Bedrock always active, 24 hours a day Ip: mc.drakescraft.net Bedrock port: 25565 Versions from 1.18 to 1.20.X Modalities: – Survival 1.20.X Slimefun Custom With many enchantments, more than 8 thousand items (slimefun, 100% technical plugin to create minerals, and its expansions). Use of optifine is recommended In this server community we have plugins for: -protections -Great variety of strong mobs and bosses -custom items and enchantments. -slimefun Discord https://discord.gg/nZgQgbRx6A

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

HalfastMC UHC Survival

Cross-Play, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

Bedrock Edition and Pocket Edition – IP: play.halfastmc.com PORT: 19132The average player CAN NOT SURVIVE playing 5 minutes on THIS server! The Minecraft server HalfastMC is an Ultra Hardcore Vanilla Minecraft Server – Hard Mode Survival with no natural regeneration. Players have to use potions, beacons, apples, etc to regenerate health. Monsters spawn more often and hit much harder. Unlike other servers, players won’t be banned from the server after death. Commands like teleport are very limited, to add more of a challenge to your experience. The server is also very strongly against pay to win, so you won’t see any premium packages for overpowered items.HalfastMC has a semi-active community, filled with people who have been active for many years, and some players that joined very recently. Most of the community is a mature audience, so join and chat at your own discretion. HalfastMC is the perfect place for players who love survival Minecraft but think it’s way too easy. Join the Discord community using this link: https://discord.gg/REGwfwRe6d , or play on the server now using the IP address play.halfastmc.com , or visit our website at www.halfastmc.com. (This server is a direct descendant of DRAGONHOLLOW / Dragon Hollow – If you used to play there, we play here now!)

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Falling into the Void:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.