Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most absurd situations can’t compare to the craziness of real life! Join us and escape the drama of forgetting how to speak English after a lifetime of fluency – our players never have to worry about losing their language skills, unless they want to roleplay as a forgetful ex-husband in court!

Imagine a world where the judge asks you simple questions and you respond in a language no one understands, just like our ex-husband player trying to avoid child support. Don’t worry, our court interpreters are always on standby to help you navigate through any tricky situations – unless you prefer to keep up the charade for comedic effect!

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic battle between supporting your children and caring for your new family, all while trying to avoid arrest warrants for missed payments. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and legal drama that will leave you questioning your sanity – just like our ex-husband player!

So come join our Minecraft server and experience the hilarity of pretending not to speak English, all while navigating the complexities of co-parenting in a virtual world where anything is possible. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to provide endless entertainment and outrageous stories? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 23
Invisible Walls Found: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
Horror Stories Survived: 1 Chimeras Created: 1
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 26

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • PitSim

    PitSim

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 15 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Cursed Lands Purified: 10
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 358 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 31
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Magic Items Found: 8621

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • NoRules Network

    NoRules Network

    NoRules – Minecraft minigames network that allows cheating You want to try out cheating? Go for it!

    – Skywars, Practice – More gamemodes coming, such as: Anarchy, KitFFA – Good Performance – Hosted in Europe (Germany) – Only HvH server with minigames

    Only 2 rules: – No Regen, makes the game impossible to win and boring – No TPAura/InfiniteAura/SuperHit/TeleportHit, also makes it boring after a while.

    Join now! play.norules.wtf

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Magic Items Found: 7781
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 12
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 6 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Everlands

    Everlands

    Welcome to the Everlands! A Minecraft community built by a team of experienced players who a dream for a better survival Minecraft experience. The Everlands promises a Vanilla+ experience but strives to do so much more. We run community events frequently, at least twice a month, with a massive backlog of planned events. We mostly focus on Minecraft events, but we run events in other games as well. We expand the typical Minecraft survival experience in a way that keeps the game fun for long periods of time. Our community is extremely welcoming. Whether you are brand new to the game or a veteran, you can find an amazing game experience here. We are also extremely inclusive to everyone from all kinds of backgrounds, and including those within the LGBTQ+ community. We are a whitelist only server. Please apply in our discord: https://discord.ever-lands.com.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 19 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 421
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Villages Defended: 17 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • ExtractMC

    ExtractMC

    A Brand New PURE VANILLA Server! We Do However Have Teams Plugin. BEDROCK Compatible! We Are Currently Limited To 50 Players But Can Expand Depending On Demand. If You Are A BedRock Player, Leave Your Port As Default, Otherwise You Will Have Issues Joining! Thank You For Looking At My Server And I Look Forward To Seeing All Of You Soon!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Magical Moments Shared: 14
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Star Shards Collected: 259 Enchantments Applied: 144
    New Chunks Explored: 67966 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Farms Harvested: 421

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • JailsMC

    JailsMC

    JailsMC brings a whole new experience of OP-Prison gameplay to reality. We offer many events to participate in and offer many challenges for our players to overcome to get to the top of the leaderboards.

    We have worked very hard on optimizing the custom features that we hold on JailsMC, which include Tokens, Pickaxe Energy, Ancient Coins, and more. We take the OP-Prison experience to a whole another level. Come check us out!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 6
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 9 Enchanted Forests Planted: 9

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • JustBox

    JustBox

    JustBox – 1.17.1 server version (server is 1.17.1+ idk why it says we are version 1.18 but you can play on that anyway) – Keepinventory on – Grind, build, pvp – Lots to do – Fun Join Today

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Towns Built: 9 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Emeralds Found: 888

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • EleriumMC

    EleriumMC

    Welcome to EleriumMC! We’re a gaming community focused on putting the player first! Join our network and discover our unique game modes, welcoming community, and exhilarating gameplay!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 52
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Enchantments Applied: 249
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 20 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • PokeChampions

    PokeChampions

    Come have fun on this great adventure and be part of our family.

    Server Information:

    Automatic events. Safari with 7 large biomes.. VIPs at affordable prices. Battle pass system Boxes Daily missions and more.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Crops Grown: 7714 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Potions Brewed: 117 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 28

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • LifeSteal SMP

    LifeSteal SMP

    Welcome to the public LifeSteal SMP!

    We are a simple server based on semi-vanilla with an additional feature where you can steal hearts from other players! If you kill someone, you receive their heart and the person you killed loses a heart, which will result in the killer having a maximum of 11 hearts and the victim 9. Our players also have the same advantages in PvP, and we do not restrict you from stealing or raiding other bases. We have made a limit of maximum 20 hearts on the server, and the lowest you can go is 5 hearts, so you don’t have to be afraid of getting banned as it’s already challenging to play on a hard difficulty with the minimum hearts.

    Server Location: Germany Version: Java Edition, 1.19.2 Premium Only: Yes Difficulty: Hard

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 42
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Craftland

    Craftland

    ======================= Welcome to Craftland! ======================= If you are from bedrock include the * when voting Bedrock Port: 26561

    We have Economy Zone PvP Claims Store Auctions Missions Lottery

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Alien Abductions: 0
    Wyrmholes Dug: 6 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    New Chunks Explored: 656380 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 19 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Mines Excavated: 1921

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • RamboMC

    RamboMC

    RamboMC is a Dutch Minecraft server suitable for both Java and Bedrock players!

    Our game modes are always available on the latest versions, so you never miss the latest features of Minecraft!

    Our history: RamboMC was founded on January 6, 2021 and has been unstoppable since then. In the past 2 years we have continued to develop and have experienced enormous growth. We have welcomed 78,000 unique players to our network and have been #1 in the Dutch top list for a long time.

    Of course, you can only really see if RamboMC is for you when you experience it, which can be done via the following information: IP: play.rambomc.nl ON PORT: 19132

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 4 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 18 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 16
    Meteorite Armor Created: 12 Players Killed by Monsters: 6804
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Saltwater Scourge

    Saltwater Scourge

    Set sail on Saltwater Scourge in version 1.20.4 for a thrilling pirate experience like no other!

    128×128 Personal Islands with Build Wands Conquer the open sea with an adventure like no other Defeat Dungeons, Bosses, and claim their treasures. Join hourly events for loot and excitement. Discover secret locations and hidden treasure chests. Take on challenging quests for valuable rewards. Fully customizable ships with many different colors and flags. 60+ pets to choose and earn. In-Depth Weapon and Armor Crafting System.

    https://saltwaterscourge.com https://discord.gg/jwWkn7wR4T

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Lunar Scepters Activated: 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • MineCrack World

    MineCrack World

    Survival Minecraft server with Grief Protection, Claims, RTP, Set Homes, and No economy.

    We aim to provide the best Survival Minecraft experience with a few extra protections and amenities. Our goal is to do one thing and do it well, we have no plans on expanding into other Minecraft game types.

    Other Information We have a Community Discord server here – https://discord.gg/mx7PVWPG Follow us on twitter here – Coming soon.. Public Website – Coming soon.. Server is Sponsored by Apex Hosting -https://apexminecrafthosting.com/

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 17 Enchanted Armories Found: 8
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 5

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Bridge Practice

    Bridge Practice

    Practice The Bridge using various different techniques – Wing Practice, Prebow Practice, Bypass Practice, and Bot 1v1 Practice, where you can duel an AI in The Bridge! The server is custom coded to help improve your bridge skills from a rookie to a godlike. Have questions, need support, or think of a suggestion? Join our Discord by typing /discord once you get into the game.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Magic Items Found: 6909 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Herobrine Sightings: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • VectorCraft

    VectorCraft

    Vectorcraft is here for you!! What’s in Vectorcraft season 5? 1. Survival Unik 3. Custom Item 4. Boss Dungeon?

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Astral Staffs Crafted: 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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