ExHubLangAppNoCanSpeakEng Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most absurd situations can’t compare to the craziness of real life! Join us and escape the drama of forgetting how to speak English after a lifetime of fluency – our players never have to worry about losing their language skills, unless they want to roleplay as a forgetful ex-husband in court!

Imagine a world where the judge asks you simple questions and you respond in a language no one understands, just like our ex-husband player trying to avoid child support. Don’t worry, our court interpreters are always on standby to help you navigate through any tricky situations – unless you prefer to keep up the charade for comedic effect!

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic battle between supporting your children and caring for your new family, all while trying to avoid arrest warrants for missed payments. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and legal drama that will leave you questioning your sanity – just like our ex-husband player!

So come join our Minecraft server and experience the hilarity of pretending not to speak English, all while navigating the complexities of co-parenting in a virtual world where anything is possible. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to provide endless entertainment and outrageous stories? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Ores Mined:	2988
Crops Grown:	5062	Emeralds Found:	630
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

DerpCraft

Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Skywars, Towny

Welcome to DerpCraft! This is a medieval RPG server with many unique custom features such as a leveled ranking system, mob bosses, and themed islands. Come grow your kingdom and dominate the server!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

The Epoch

Anarchy, Cross-Play, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Features:

Quests: Complete tons of fun quests, and get free ranks as you play with cool commands!

Old Terrain Generation: When you spawn in, you’ll get the nostalgic InfDev terrain, and the further out you go, the newer the terrain will become!

Bedrock Compatible: Bedrock players on any device can login and play with their Java buddies!

No Rules: Hack, grief or bully others. It’s anarchy, you are free to do whatever you want!

While we are completely anarchy, there is an anti-cheat. This is mainly done to prevent movement hacks from creating an insanely large world size.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

McBlocks Server

McBlocks is a nice community where the staff and players get along well. McBlocks has two servers, a Creative server (c.mcblocks.net) and a Survival server (smp.mcblocks.net). The server has different ranks. You start off as a guest. To get builder you must show you will follow the rules and you must have played for a small amount of time.

Rules: No Griefing No inappropriate Structures

Owners: moss_crow, chrisbs and woder22

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	86
Farms Harvested:	755	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

MSTV_CB

Creative, Survival

Hello, this server is new and we are happy about every new player. Join if you want to play on a city build and have fun.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

ShadeCrest Creative

Creative

Server IP: mc.shadecrest.com

Shade Crest is a collection of Minecraft servers with a strong community that values fun, competition, creativity, and variety in gameplay. While being competitive in groups, we genuinely respect one another, help each other out, and share experiences via our forums and teamspeak. We have a professionally led team of helpful staff that are constantly working to improve the server for the community. Shade Crest was founded in February 2011 and while we do not wish to be the biggest server, we do want to be one of the servers people think of for quality creative and survival experiences.

Shade Crest Creative is a multiworld server which promotes cooperative, creative building with an emphasis on quality building skill. Over time as you continue to prove your building skills, our staff are granted additional ranks which also grant you access to worlds and tools like WorldEdit and VoxelSniper.

Plots – Everyone is allowed to build at /warp plotworld after claiming a plot Creative – This is our main creative world where the community does big collaborative building projects. After you prove your skills in the plot world, you will be allowed to build at /warp creative and other worlds below PixelArt – Those interested in building 2D or 2D pixel art can do so at /warp pixelart Redstone – Those interested in redstone engineering, you can do so at /warp redstone Builders – Rank Builder I have full use of creative mode at /warp builderworld Architect – Only the best builders of the server are allowed to build at /warp architect

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	4411
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	21
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	86	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

PrancingPonyMC

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

What is PrancingPonyMC? PrancingPonyMC is a Survival RPG server that combines the best elements of survival gameplay with exciting RPG features. We have implemented basic commands such as teleportation, home setting, warps, and more. Additionally, we have introduced custom features that unlock as you progress through in-game ranks, as well as various quality-of-life improvements. While currently focused on survival, we have ambitious plans to create a well-balanced survival + RPG server that keeps players engaged and entertained.

Why choose PrancingPonyMC? Active Development As a new server, we have abundant potential for future updates. We are not only in charge of deciding what gets added, but we also encourage player involvement through feedback, polls, suggestions, and more. Your voice matters, and together, we can shape the server into something truly special. Non-Pay-to-Win We are committed to maintaining a fair playing field for all our players. Donations will only grant cosmetic perks and will never provide any advantages over others. We believe in fostering a community where skill and dedication are the key factors for success, rather than monetary contributions. Balanced Progression Our server is designed to be enjoyable and engaging without excessive grinding. You can earn in-game currency and progress through your chosen class by simply playing the game. We discourage the use of mega automatic farms that could potentially unbalance the gameplay and focus on a more balanced experience. Continuous Improvement Our goal is to start small and build a strong foundation, ensuring that every aspect of the server is polished and well-maintained. We have ambitious plans for the future, and we are constantly striving to improve and provide new content and experiences for our players.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Divine Spears Created:	11	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

RENMX

Economy, Survival, Towny

If you’re looking for a small to medium sized server with a steady population of regular players that you can recognise each time you login then we are the server for you.

Our main server is a Survival experience with Towny however you don’t need to create a town you are free to build your creations any way you want anywhere you want.

We also offer Creative and Skyblock servers. You are free to play on these as-well.

We have been operational since September 2010. We aren’t a new server, we have a lot of experience and our servers are run very professionally with exceptional uptime.

We have a great looking website and active forum, an IRC Server and a YouTube Channel. We also make use of custom plugins and web services. Not gimmicks but real substantial fleshed out custom features that make the game more enjoyable to play.

Finally if you ever don’t want to play with us any-more you can simply select your creations in-game, save them and then export those saves to your home computer. Once there you can integrate your builds in to your single player world or import them in to another server. We strongly believe that what you create belongs to you, we are simply providing you the space to put your things.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

100 Block MC

Survival, Vanilla

Survive in a 100,000 block vanilla world border! This is Vanilla, not anarchy. Please don’t cheat, and just have fun!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

11th Dream

Survival

IP: Join.11thdream.net Website: www.11thdream.net 24/7 Dedicated Server Features: – Creative – Sky Wars – Survival – Factions – Hunger Games (Coming Soon!)

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Monkey Oasis

Economy, Skyblock

Monkey Oasis is The best Skyblock experience! Bringing innovation within the Skyblock genre! With a ton of new and old features as well as exciting updates every week!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Ores Mined:	8199

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Haydzcraft Cloud Network

HaydzCraft is one of the best Minecraft server networks online today! We offer a variety of lag-free, quality gamemodes, and are always looking to expand more!

We currently offer the following gamemodes: PVP Factions/Raiding- This server comes equiped with factions, and a full economy system

KitPvP- Have fun PvP’ing without worrying about loosing any valuable items! Get points for killing, and loose points for dying, then use those points carefully, to become the most powerful on the server!

DayZ(COMING SOON)- Survive in a Minecraft version of the popular Zombie Survival game of DayZ! Zombies are faster, stronger, and spawn more often! With a HUGE custom map, with towns, buildings, ruins, and more, you may never see the full map!

You can join ANY of these servers by joining hub.haydzcraft.com! Using an amazing program called “BungeeCord”, we are able to teleport users directly between servers, which means lessening the stress on individual servers, without making users disconnect fully. Join HaydzCraft today, and know what it feels like to be among the 100,000+ people that have joined!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Alien Abductions:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Cuivienen

Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Arda, where the enchanting realm of J.R.R. Tolkien’s “The Lord of the Rings” comes alive in the form of a captivating Minecraft server! Immerse yourself in a breathtaking recreation of Arda, meticulously crafted block by block, where adventure and fellowship await at every turn. This magicial server is set long before the forging of the rings and when the First Dark Lord Morgoth and his forces fight the Valar and The Free Peoples.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Ores Mined:	984
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

SteeltonMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Friendly and helpful staff, laid back community made for everybody to make you’re own bases, builds and buddies. We are a safe and fun place to enjoy a video game anyone can love. Meet new friends, seek old friends, Steelton’s long and rich legacy shall continue!!! New and old users are welcome anytime

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Love Letters Sent:	20	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

PassionCraft Bending&Towny

Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

PassionCraft! MC.PASSIONCRAFT.ORG Our server includes: – Survival – Bending (Official server) – No Lag – 24/7 – Towny – PvP -MobArena – Auctions

An “Official Bending Server!” Come play with us! IP: MC.PASSIONCRAFT.ORG

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Star Shards Collected:	204
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

DarmaCraft

Darmacraft offers a variety of things to do and keep you entertained. Stressed out? No worries, come to the PVP arena and fight it off. Gain some extra cash for killing players! Still not cutting it? Come down to the Mob Arena and battle mobs to victory. Gain rewards and XP quick! Battle other players to their death and gain money in Spleef! Still bored? Collect food and resources from the wilderness and build a masterpiece on your own protected plot! Oh and did I mention, we have Survival Games!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!