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Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 9692 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
Falling into the Void: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
Potions Brewed: | 128 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Alien Abductions: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 543996 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 10 |
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, building epic structures, and taming wild wolves, all while avoiding alimony disputes and unopened divorce decrees. Our server is a safe haven for those looking to escape the real world and immerse themselves in a world of creativity and adventure.
We promise that no one will be asking you to delay alimony reductions or claiming they didn’t understand the settlement due to their “neurodivergence.” Instead, you’ll be too busy crafting your next masterpiece and exploring the vast landscapes of our server.
So come join us and leave your real-life drama at the door. Who needs a messy divorce when you can have a creeper explode your house instead? Let’s block and roll, baby!