ExGFpaintingGoneLOL

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unique as a painting of your ex having sex? Look no further! Our server is like no other, just like that one-of-a-kind piece of art your girlfriend made. Join us for a world filled with creativity and self-expression, just like how your girlfriend values her painting as a portfolio piece.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our underwater-themed world and experience ripples of excitement as you explore. Just like how the ripples in the painting obscure the faces and bodies, our server will keep you guessing at every turn.

And if you’re worried about running into your girlfriend’s ex in-game, don’t be! Our server is a safe space for all players, regardless of dating history or ethnicity. So come on in and leave your worries at the door – just like how your girlfriend keeps her painting hidden in a closet.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure and let your creativity run wild, just like how your girlfriend’s ex did in that painting. It’s a fuzzy line between art and exes, but on our server, the only thing you’ll be painting is a masterpiece of fun and laughter. See you there!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	65
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Enchantments Applied:	203	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Divine Spears Created:	30
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

TurtleCraftNetwork

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Dimension Hops:	15
Runes Activated:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

EmeraldsMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to EmeraldsMC! >> PLAY.EMERALDSMC.COMWe have a main /SURVIVAL world, along with a separate /PVP WORLD. Join us today!– Build thriving towns to show off your creativity. – Run successful shops and amass riches in-game. – Challenge yourself and others with exciting weekly tasks.Join us today and embark on an epic Minecraft adventure!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	262	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

FunnyMcraft

Economy, Survival

Minecraft server where you can find a great community. Don’t hesitate and join us, we’d love to see you. You can join with versions from 1.8 to 1.20, but we recommend 1.20

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Dimension Hops:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Magic Wands Crafted:	25

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

SynthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

SynthCraft is a community-based Survival server! We invest a lot of time into our community, having fun together, whilst playing a blocky game together :DHave fun!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	28	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Farms Harvested:	513	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Alpha Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP, Survival

Alpha Prison is a CUSTOM CODED OP Prison with many features that has been up for 3 years ! Here you will find some of our feature: – Custom personal mine: everyone has his own mine which has different levels ( up to 130k levels ) and different types like rainbow, supreme, wonderland – Custom key system: we have implemented a custom system that let you gain Money and Token boosters as rewards instead of the classic static amount. That way you can gain infinite multiplier just by playing ! – Custom Island Spawner: the server uses Island as concept of gang where you can team up with your friends. All the custom spawners of the server got stacked in the /island spawners and it’s all virtual, that way it doesn’t depend on where you are, you can claim the rewards from anywhere. – Custom Skills and Milestones: those are rewards that you gain while playing, most of them based on amount of blocks broken, other based on playtime and such.Those are just some of our features. You should join the server to get a full view of all the features. Server support also bedrock players with the IP: bedrock.alphaprison.net with port 19132.I’m MasterZen#9263 on discord if you want to reach me out We’re looking for partners to work with !

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

SqueejCraft

Creative, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

SqueejCraft is a hard difficulty, semi-vanilla SMP server built to respect Mojang’s vision by ensuring that the raw vanilla experience remains in-tact without sacrificing server functionality or gameplay quality. Set home points, claim land, teleport to friends, and create/trade from chest shops in a unique and simple server environment without any microtransactions or gimmicks.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Lunarsky

Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock

Lunarsky is a cozy construction server with Skyblock and Citybuild, but without a mining world. You sell ores from a quarry stone generator and buy the blocks you need. It has a very friendly community and is played on the Aquatic Update ^^

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	480	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Crops Grown:	9283	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	10

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

CarrotMC

Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

CarrotMC PvP , FFA , KitPvP , 1v1 With Indian Feel And No Lag It Is Available For Bedrock (PE) + Java Cracked

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Void Gems Collected:	33
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

MineClassic

KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival Games

Welcome to the MineClassic Network. In versions 1.20+, we offer minigames such as Survival Games, KitPvP (with progression, abilities, perks, etc.) and our unique gamemode Platshot!Join now at play.mineclassic.org

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Gods Slained:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

KronosMC

Economy, Survival

KronosMC is a minecraft server that was made by 3 College students who enjoy minecraft and would like to build a community by bringing as many players into 1 server as possible. KronosMC was created in December 2022 and is constantly being updated to give players a different playstyle to minecraft. As of right now there is only one single mode which is survival multiplayer which is an open world survival mode with claims,quests,friends and much more. We are still working on the server as of right now so do expect to see some regular updates in our discord server which will also be where all the server announcements will be. We will be creating more gamemodes in the future of KronosMC but as of now we will be focusing on the survival mode as our main focus. Hopefully we will be seeing you on the server soon, have a good day!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

ProsperityCraft

Survival

Welcome to Prosperity Craft – A Unique Survival ExperienceEmbark on an extraordinary journey in the world of Prosperity Craft, where survival meets innovation! Our server is carefully crafted to provide players with a distinct and engaging experience, blending the classic elements of Minecraft survival with a touch of custom features that set us apart.Community-driven Events: Join our thriving community in regular events and challenges. From building competitions to epic boss battles, there’s always something exciting happening on Prosperity Craft.Rank Progression System: Ascend the ranks on Prosperity Craft and unlock exclusive perks and privileges. Whether you’re a novice or a seasoned survivor, our carefully designed rank system rewards dedication and skill.Land Claim and Player Protection: Secure your territory with our land claim system, ensuring that your hard-earned creations are safe from harm. Collaborate with other players or venture out as a lone survivor—it’s your world to shape. Enhanced Survival Mechanics: Experience survival like never before with carefully tuned gameplay mechanics. Join us for a unique and immersive adventure where every decision shapes your journey.Active and Supportive Community: Prosperity Craft is more than just a server; it’s a community of passionate players. Our dedicated staff and friendly community members are always ready to assist and welcome newcomers.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	124	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Gempers Place

Survival

Welcome to Gempers Place! We are a semi-vanilla community focused SMP. Learn more about us and what we offer below! Community is Key: At Gemper’s Place, we pride ourselves on fostering a strong and welcoming community. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer to the blocky landscapes, our community is here to support and guide you. Join forces with fellow players, collaborate on ambitious projects, and partake in exciting events!Vote Crates Galore: Your voice matters, and we reward your dedication with our vote crate system. By casting your vote, you will receive rewards that enhance your Minecraft experience. From rare items to economy related goods, our vote crates ensure that your commitment to our community doesn’t go unnoticed.Bedrock Compatibility: No player is left behind at Gemper’s Place. We’ve seamlessly integrated Bedrock compatibility, bridging the gap between Java and Bedrock Editions. Whether you’re playing on PC, console, or mobile, everyone can join in the fun and contribute to the ever-expanding world we’re building together.Grief Protection: Building your dream creations without the fear of griefing is essential, and Gemper’s Place prioritizes the protection of your hard work. Our advanced grief protection measures ensure a secure environment for players to express their creativity without the worry of malicious interference. Your builds are safe with us!Join us at mc.gempersplaces.net and become a part of our Minecraft community. Discover a server where camaraderie, rewards, compatibility, and protection converge to create an unparalleled gaming experience. The adventure awaits, and we can’t wait to welcome you!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Crown Lands

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Embark on a thrilling adventure at CrownLands, your premier Minecraft destination! Immerse yourself in a dynamic community where your input matters. With frequent updates, captivating quests, and a commitment to player feedback, every moment is tailored for your enjoyment. Join us now and experience a Minecraft world like never before, filled with excitement and endless possibilities. Your journey awaits at CrownLands – where community and gameplay come together to create an unparalleled gaming experience!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Divine Spears Created:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Potions Brewed:	155
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Buildings Constructed:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

SkyUtopia.net

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to SkyUtopia.net a minecraft server focused and home to the Skyblock genre with a friendly community. We offer a classic and simple Skyblock experience mode with a lot of extra content that intrigues gameplay. Join now, create your island, thrive, and climb the leaderboards!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

OustCraft

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Wanna play old style minecraft server with out all thos anoying million’s of commands you have to use to play simple game, OustCraft is here, play simple Minecraft with simple commands. Server have events and friendly stuff members, we are working for better CHILL

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.