ExcuseCraft: LamestLies | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old excuses for why you should join? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, literally. Our server has a glitch that turns all pigs into majestic flying creatures that soar through the sky with grace and style. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come together to dance the night away. Skeletons breakdancing, creepers doing the moonwalk, it’s a party you don’t want to miss.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…soggy socks? Yeah, we’re not sure how those got in there either, but hey, free socks!

So come join our server for a wild ride of absurdity and laughter. Who needs a dumb excuse when you can have a hilarious one instead?

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

CafeSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

[BEDROCK SUPPORT] [ JAVA SUPPORT] [NEWLY RELEASED SMP] smp.cafe is the much-needed, new, and exciting network providing a fresh, up-to-date, and continuously polished experience that caters to any player, from the total newbie to the polished veteran. Currently featuring the Survival gamemode.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

GoVibe

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP

Need a server? MineVibe is a brand new Lifesteal SMP server filled with tons of amazing features! We have an active playerbase, weekly events, and much more! See you there!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	2081	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Void Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Void Realms We’re a community-oriented server that was created by the players, for the players. We offer traditional servers with our own unique twist you won’t find anywhere else.Skyblock: – Slimefun, Harvesters (Androids/Minions), Liquid Tanks, Cargo Transport, Machines, Island Top, Quests, Tinker’s Construct, Player Ranks, Chest Shops, Admin Shop, and more!Towny: – Custom Town Plugin System, Slimefun, Graves, RPG Style Skills, Custom Mobs, Player Ran Economy, Pwarps, PyroMining, PyroFishing, PyroFarming, Custom Terrain, Custom Enchants, Jobs, Mob Arena, Regenerating Structure Loot, Custom Items, and more!Creative: – Plots, WorldEdit, Decorative Heads, Vote Shop!Extra Info: ⮞ Bedrock + Java Compatible! ⮞ IP: play.voidrealms.net ⮞ Java Port: 25565 ⮞ Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Dragons Tamed:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Void Armor Forged:	11	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Pump Power

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

PumpKraft is a modded MC community welcoming new players! We currently are hosting a BRAND NEW Prominence 2 [RPG] server ready to join! With custom commands (tpa/homes/warps), active staff, and regular special events I’m sure you’ll have a great time in our community!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

PixelGrew

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

The 1.20 Minecraft Earth Server with exciting gameplay and unique features!IP: play.pixelgrew.net Bedrock IP: bedrock.pixelgrew.net Bedrock port: 19132Discord: https://discord.gg/MXyTb7mV63

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Divine Spears Created:	26	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

PortalMC

Survival

Discover the best survival server. PortalMC is a server with an active community where you can take your own adventure. There are custom boxes with mythical items, villagers to trade op items, different warps to maximize your experience, and much more! Join us!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	5926	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

DSBM Network

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

Dive into ‘DSBM ADVENTURE’ for a unique Minecraft experience! Our server boasts custom-built landscapes, challenging dungeons, and a dynamic quest system to keep you on your toes. Connect with fellow players, form alliances, and showcase your skills. With a dedicated IP at play.dsbm.uk, the journey begins now. Are you ready for the ultimate Minecraft adventure?

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Chimeras Created:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Love Letters Sent:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

DinoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

DinoSMP is a new 1.20 SMP server focused on providing a safe and enjoyable place to play Minecraft. Our server revolves around vanilla Minecraft, with a handful of enhancements.– Grief Prevention – Chest Shops – Player Warps – Fossil Forge – Vote Tiers – QuestsCome join DinoSMP today and become apart of our awesome community!Server IP: dinosmp.net Bedrock Port: 19135

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	317	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

top-gaming.org

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to Top-Gaming.Org – the favorite server for Minecraft enthusiasts! Discover a fascinating world where the power of your votes is a real game changer!– State-of-the-art servers Experience top technology on our reliable servers with zero lag and excellent performance. Whether you’re looking for classic mode or an adventure with unique gameplay, we have a server waiting for you.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Towns Built:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Buildings Constructed:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Vanilla World Reloaded

PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Villages Defended:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Crops Grown:	4531
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

MobCraft

MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to Mobcraft Server!Our Survival server offers: Kits Crates Elitehoppers Vote Rewards Infernal mobs SkillsOur Pixelmon server is running Pixelmon Reforged 9.1.5 This version of Pixelmon runs on Minecraft 1.16.5Shiny starters RTG DexRewards PokeHunt WonderTrade Vote Rewards Biomelist GriefPrevention

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

AztecWorld

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Bored? In AztecWorld you will not get bored because of its Survival Custom Op mode. What is this mode? It is a Survival with many Plugins to improve your Gaming Experience such as RankUp System, X Charms, Jobs, Claims, Bosses, PlayerWarps, BattlePass and MyPet! In addition to an excellent community willing to help you!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

JoynCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

JOYnCRAFT offers active staff, players online around the clock, a beefy, professionally hosted server. Financing is secured years ahead. This server is meant to stay, and so are your builds! A lot of good builders play here and have already created many beautiful things you can check out. But the majority of the map is still pristine, so if you want to live far away from others and build big, this place is perfect for you! We have added plugins that are either meant to help you make your build visions come true, or to give you something fun to do when you need a break. Our discord bot plays relaxing minecraft-style music, our community is incredibly nice, and the server seed can only be described as outstanding. Joyn us today and make yourself at home!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	9259
Dragons Tamed:	4	Crops Grown:	5505
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

BlueFox

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

BlueFox is a welcoming and lively Minecraft server. It offers a unique and enjoyable gaming experience for players of all ages and skill levels. With beautiful landscapes and endless possibilities, BlueFox allows you to explore, battle, and collaborate with friends. Our active community, regular events, and attentive staff ensure a safe and fun environment for all players. Join us today and unleash your creativity in this captivating Minecraft realm.Our current gamemodes: – Anarchy – Boxpvp – MiningUHC – SurvivalSMP – Survival PlotJoin Now!!! Available for Java and Bedrock IP: bluefox.ink

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Star Shards Collected:	157	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

GrizzlyPrison

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Prison, PvP, Survival

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	1385
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.