ExcuseCraft: LamestLies | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old excuses for why you should join? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, literally. Our server has a glitch that turns all pigs into majestic flying creatures that soar through the sky with grace and style. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come together to dance the night away. Skeletons breakdancing, creepers doing the moonwalk, it’s a party you don’t want to miss.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…soggy socks? Yeah, we’re not sure how those got in there either, but hey, free socks!

So come join our server for a wild ride of absurdity and laughter. Who needs a dumb excuse when you can have a hilarious one instead?

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

ThunderTown

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

MineVillage

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE, PvP

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	3048	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Quantum Realm

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Quantum Realm!! Quantum Realm is a new upcoming server!! ip: Quantumrealm.in discord : Quantumrealm.in/discord

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Emeralds Found:	4433
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

UnrealCraft Network

Survival

Are you looking for a survival game with skills, missions, clans and much more?We have the Survival Medieval 1.18.x – 1.19.x modality where you can find: • Battle Pass • Protections • War of clans • Jobs • Custom texturesand much more!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Endless Night Skies:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Vexius Network

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	5
New Chunks Explored:	492773	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

PetalCraft

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

A new server looking to gain more active players. We Pride ourselves in having a fun, safe environment where everyone can feel welcomed. With daily login rewards, custom tools and crates, you will never be left behind! Claim land with Grief Prevention and sell your stuff in the player market! Resource worlds are avalible to gather supplies, and the main world will never be reset. There are PVP areas for players who want to duel it out! Everyone is wecome to join!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9666
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Crescenta

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Crescenta is a semi-casual Nations/SMP server designed to grow with its community and playerbase. The map grows as the server does, so there’s always land to claim, build on, and conquer.Make a nation, invite your friends! Create an empire spanning the entire world! Discover new lands, name them your own, make towns, meet new people, roleplay, have fun!I hope you try out this server and enjoy! —————————————————– IP: crescenta.secure.pebble.host Versions: 1.18-1.20

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

HyCraft Network

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.HyCraft, is a Minecraft Java Edition network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Introduction:Hello gamers. Thank you for taking the time to consider A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door. I consider the server a lawless server because there is only 1 rule, No cheating. My goal as someone hosting a server is to create an environment where people can enjoy all the mechanics of vanilla minecraft, both pvp and pve.What really makes minecraft shine is when people work together and it is all the more impressive when people decide to work together on a lawless server. While I encourage cooperation, I also enjoy some chaos and that is why there is only 1 rule.Please note, there are minimal plugins on this server (to prevent lag during tps drops). And there is minimal intervention by admins. Everything built in the game is built in survival mode, creative mode is not permitted.Most people login to server and immediately die, over and over, then they rage quit. Be warned the server is set to hard mode and because there is very little lag the monsters will make your life difficult. I have constructed several mini bases around the spawn area (spawn radius is set to 1000) to help new players, but because this is anarchy it is a constant battle to keep these bases stocked with supplies.Some people asked me, why the server has the name it does. Well, when I first started the server, a zombie pigman broke my door.Other things of note, the map will never be reset and the seed will never be given out.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

HelloMiners

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

HelloMiners is a modern city economy server started in 2011, one of the oldest communities in Minecraft. Our community is completely unique, there are few communities in Minecraft that are as close-knit as ours!On HelloMiners, you may become a business owner, running a large, successful business with many properties and employees; a famous architect renowned for their designs across the map; a city mayor known for creating a vast, beautiful city; a shop owner, running a frequently visited shop that serves everyone in the community; a government official, who helps enforce rules and keeps the community running smoothly; the possibilities are endless. You start out with nothing but some cash and some tools and food, and where you go from there is only as limited as your imagination!Explore our server map at http://play.hellominers.com:8123Join the community at play.hellominers.com to explore our vast world, and to check out some of the marvelous builds that have been completed over the years! To join on Bedrock Edition, make sure the port is 19132. Also, join our Discord at bit.ly/discordhm for the best server experience.If you would like to check us out on other platforms, check us out on: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/hellominers Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mchellominers Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/mchellominers Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@mchellominers

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

PokeSplash

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE

PokéSplash is a growing Pixelmon server with a very welcoming community, lots of beautiful server towns, challenging NPC and player gyms and tons of extra features to provide you with the best Pixelmon experience!We don’t believe in pay-to-win. That’s why you’ll never run into a pay wall on PokéSplash. All of our services and commands are free to all players.With our active staff members and regular events, we strive to develop an inclusive and engaging experience for all to enjoy!Come join us and be a part of our growing community!Custom server builds, Economy plugin, No Pay-to-Win, Pokebuilder with in-game currency, Vote Shop rewards, NPC gyms and player gyms, Fun regular Minecraft and Pixelmon events, Vibrant community of both casual and competitive players, Free access to many useful and fun commands, (/checkspawns, /checkstats, /ivs, /evs, /PC, /pokeheal, /enderchest, /back, /nick, /hat)

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

FamilyMC Survival

Creative, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to the FamilyMC network! We are fully 1.19 release. We strive to provide a safe environment for everyone to play in 24/7 with 100% uptime and absolutely 0 lag. We run across two high quality professional dedicated servers featuring our main machine with an overclocked i9-9900k running at 5.1GHz. Through our high performing hardware we are able to provide a high performing minecraft server even on the latest and most demanding minecraft releases! We offer Survival, Creative, Vanilla, and SkyBlock servers.Our Survival 1.19 server offers: Land claiming, player shops, player warps, in game ranks, custom enchants, jobs, scrolls, and more! Our world is located at /warp Town and our spawn offers easy access to all features. Keep inventory is enabled! You can be randomly teleported into the wild to start playing, or look around spawn and find a place to build a shop. Useful Commands: /start – for a tutorial /warp ClaimTutorial /warp ShopTutorial /stem /tpa /pwarp /jobsOur Vanilla 1.19 server offers: vanilla game play with no plugins, basic rules such as no griefing, and always running the latest version. If a grief ever occurs, message staff and they can have it completely fixed within seconds! Our SkyBlock 1.14.4 is one of our favorites. It’s fully 1.14.4 and has custom islands, crates, spawners, an auction house, and a vast market place with every material and item you could possibly need! We can’t wait to see you in game at familymc.xyz! Be sure to join our discord: discord.gg/YVDapVP

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Void Armor Forged:	27	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CrateSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

CrateSMP is a flourishing minecraft community which hosts a clasic minecraft SMP server.NO CLAIM BLOCKS • CrateSMP gives you the freedom to build and compete anywhere you want. From secret bases to hudge clans there are no limits on what you want to raid or where you want to liveCustom Duels • We provide a special system that allows our players to bid and win custom duels.Economy • CrateSMP offers an economy build on recourses and services so you can become the richest and stronges player.Kits • Starter packs for our new players

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Treasure Maps Found:	7

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Astrakane Legends

Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Astrakane: Legends is a Civilization survival Minecraft server with numerous features including: – Claims/Nation-building/Wars/Block Reinforcements – Player Trade Shops – Life Currency – Custom Food/Drinks/Items – Custom Biome Growth Rates – and More!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	24

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

PixelEarth

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival

Welcome to PixelEarth – a world where creativity knows no bounds, and the vibrant tapestry of Minecraft comes alive in a unique multiplayer experience! Our SMP server is a thriving community of dedicated players who share a passion for exploration, collaboration, and ingenuity.Whether you’re an architect, redstone engineer, adventurer, or a bit of everything, our server caters to a diverse range of playstyles. Join a supportive and friendly community where players work together to build awe-inspiring structures, establish bustling towns, and conquer challenges. Engage in cooperative projects, trade resources, and forge alliances with fellow players to create a world that reflects the collective imagination of our community.On PixelEarth, the possibilities are as boundless as your creativity. Whether you prefer to construct towering skyscrapers, intricate redstone contraptions, or simply explore the vast landscapes, there’s always something exciting to discover. Regular events and quests ensure that every day brings new opportunities for fun and achievement.Our dedicated team of staff ensures a safe and enjoyable environment, while also fostering a sense of community among players. With a commitment to fairness and inclusivity, we strive to create an atmosphere where everyone can thrive and contribute to the ever-evolving tapestry of our Minecraft Earth SMP.Join us at PixelEarth and become a part of a dynamic, player-driven world where your imagination is the only limit. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer looking to embark on your first adventure, there’s a place for you in our growing community.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Crops Grown:	5866	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!