ExcuseCraft 2.0 | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old excuses to join? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most out-of-this-world place you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle a horde of killer bunnies, and discover a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers! Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll receive a free diamond sword that shoots out fireworks and plays your favorite song every time you swing it. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples at the bottom of the ocean, guarded by a squad of dancing dolphins.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs overused excuses when you’ve got a server like this?

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Dino Kraft

Survival

Survival Server Looking to Expand! Brand New! Need Builders/Helpers! – New World -Friendly Owner -Fun Plugins! -Open to Suggestions! -1.15

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Libton-Craft

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Douglas Weisgerber

Factions, KitPvP, Survival Games

Acorn is a semi-vanilla survival multiplayer server with no grief, no theft, and pvp only in pvp arenas Players can make their own shop starting day 1 and even set a warp to it. They can also build their own pvp arena. All donator perks can be obtained simply by voting

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	68	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Love Letters Sent:	14	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

GloCraft

Have you been looking for an Australian Server with No Lag, Excellent Permissions and a friendly, highly active community of players? Then GloCommunity is the server for you!

At GloCraft, we strive to have that one thing other servers don’t, which means you’ll have great time! We offer a wide variety of plugins, such as Essentials, LogBlock, SimpleWarnings LWC, Modreq, Chestshops, Worldguard and Worldedit, and an extensive Anti-Grief Experience, along with 10 Ranks that are gained through being active and playing on the server frequently, while not breaking any rules. Because the server is still new, you might have a higher chance of becoming a Moderator, though first you need to prove that you can be trusted, and that you have what it takes to be one!

We now have a website aswell! www.glocraft.net.au Come online for forums, updates and much, much, more!

Don’t be afraid to throw us a diamond!

We now have a rank available to the public that lets you use worldedit!

The server is run by 2 internet friends, and offers great flexibility and an awesome experience!

So COME ON DOWN to GloCommunity. It’s worth it!

Also, on the No Lag! side of things, if you don’t live in Australia, you might get some lag 😛 This is an Australian server, so naturally, Non Australians might experience some lag.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	298
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

CaveCraft

KitPvP, Survival

Looking for a chill server? Join us! We have survival for now. Working on kit pvp and bedwars! Good Luck!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Animals Bred:	98	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Mosaic Republic

The Mosaic Republic (40 slots) is a all round server. This means there are role-play elements, PvP and true survival. A planned feature as well is to add an arena where players can go to the and fight till the death for prizes The server is new, we are building up to have a well established and also having a great time. http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/1488153-the-mosaic-republic-pvprpsurvival/

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Dragons Tamed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

SMPCraft

Survival, Vanilla

A non-toxic SMP server, building a strong and friendly community! Join the fun today! Have fun, build your town, if griefs. report to a.scended#4623 on discord.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	9298	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Mines Excavated:	3010	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

The-10th-Planet

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

We have Towny, SlimeFun, MobArena, PVPArena, CTF, BackPacks, Supertrails, Citizens, DynMap, Ranking system, Artifacts, CraftingStore, JOBS, Daily Bonus, Quests, Economy, MCMMO, LWC, BossShop, PlayerShops, Survival, Fishing Contests, PVP, XPBOOST, and much more. Lag Free.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5587	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Magic Items Found:	3262
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

DualCrafts

Creative, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

This Minecraft Server is under construction. We hope that you will join our server and our Discord so you can suggest what you want built in the server.

Sincerely The DualCrafts Team

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Surrealcraft

Factions, Mini Games, Raiding, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

Surrealcraft is a server focused on Factions and PvP. Griefing, and more specifically raiding, is allowed and encouraged. The world border is set 5,000 blocks away from spawn. A more condensed world better facilitates raiding. There is NO chest protection! Design your base with security in mind to keep the baddies away from your loots. We also run mcMMO that allows you to level stats in the style of an RPG.

Website=www.surrealcraft.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

DmarMc

Creative, PvP

The server Games ip: dmarmc.ga games: Knock . PvP . football . creative . owner : IIBALONII . Aywb co : IIZARONII . 0Classic_ dev : A2h_ and 3R8_ if u want play join and enjoy i love u this server its start on 2019/2/7 5:00 this bught ip : dmarmc.ga in 3/29/2019 ffa this best game so

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

HaxirCraft

Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Survival

www.HaxirCraft.com

HaxirCraft is a fun and funny server to play on with lots of friendly people to make friends with. We have Hunger Games, Factions, Survival, and Minigames. We’re a 24/7 Server with over 300 Slots! Join today and apply for staff, if you are respectful and on the server often, you could be selected!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	44	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Sk8erpnk

Survival

First of all, salam aleykum friends. I’m DJ attention. This is Şanlıurfa. Not long ago, I dissed the lout called heijan.. of course he did too.. He tells me in the diss; Why did you act as mother and sister in the diss? Oh my god, you made me a mother and sister too?! listen my god! In the diss you also say; Mothers are angels, mothers cannot be cursed at, and their mothers and sisters are dissing me, what the hell are you doing? loose. Listen to her, I swear, she’s like my dick.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	205	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Alien Abductions:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Portlandia

Over 500 people have joined. Why haven’t you?

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Emeralds Found:	3658	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
New Chunks Explored:	557548	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

ShadowPvP

Server IP: minecraft.eyeguardian.com

The Server

ShadowPvP is a server with different plugins and players to make your experience here the best. With more than thirty plugins, our server is one to remember.

Our Plugins

Factions and mcMMO are just a few of our thirty plugins, and we are constantly adding and updating plugins to make the experience better.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Villages Defended:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!