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Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 4092 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 15 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 67 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 327 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
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