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Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 8368 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Infinity Stones Found: | 1 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 414 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 |
Emeralds Found: | 6482 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 | New Chunks Explored: | 587451 |
But don’t worry, we won’t call you names or say mean things like your ex did. We’ll just keep bugging you to log on and play for hours on end, because we know you can’t resist the urge to keep coming back for more.
And if you think you can escape by denying our requests, think again! Just like your ex showing up at your doorstep in the rain, we’ll find a way to make you pick us up and drop us off wherever we please. Resistance is futile, so you might as well just give in and join our server now.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will never let you go, no matter how hard you try to break free, come join us. We promise it’ll be the most emotionally draining experience of your life, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored!