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DadCraft: Git Gud or GTFO

Boundaries, child care, Communication, DadCraft, day care, family dynamics, Fatherhood, Frustration, GIT, gtfo, GUD, husband, in-laws, maternity leave, Motherhood, new parents, parenting, RESPONSIBILITY, Son, staycation, support system, trial run, work-life balance, working mom

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9840
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Are you tired of your husband not being able to handle the baby for more than an hour without passing him off to you? Do you want to see if he can survive a full day of baby duty without calling for reinforcements? Join our Minecraft server and take a break from real-life parenting drama!

On our server, you can leave your husband and son behind and focus on building the most epic virtual world. No need to worry about your husband’s inability to calm a crying baby or his reliance on his mom for help. Let him fend for himself while you conquer the virtual realm!

Join now and escape the real-life frustrations of parenting. Who knows, maybe after a day on our server, your husband will finally step up and prove he can handle the baby on his own. Or maybe he’ll just call for his mom in the virtual world too. Either way, it’s bound to be entertaining!

BlockyJobQuitters

BlockyJobQuitters, career, decision, dissatisfaction, employment, first day, Frustration, Job, Quitting, quitting career, quitting employment, quitting for good, quitting for reasons, quitting job, quitting on first day, quitting out of dissatisfaction, quitting out of frustration, quitting work, reasons, work

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3057
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Buildings Constructed:	38	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

Have you ever quit your job on the first day because you realized you were meant for bigger and better things? Well, our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you! Join us and leave behind the boring world of work for a land of endless possibilities and adventures.

On our server, you can build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, and even discover a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made of chocolate. Who needs a job when you can have all this excitement right at your fingertips?

So if you’re ready to say “I’m done with this” to the real world and dive headfirst into a world of blocky madness, join our server today! Who knows, you might even find yourself becoming the ruler of a kingdom of llamas or the master of a giant floating island. The possibilities are endless, just like the fun you’ll have on our server.

CraftyKremlin Minecraft Server

Assistance, Conflict, CraftyKremlin, Diplomacy, eastern europe, families, Hope, inquiries, international relations, investigation, Military, Minecraft, missing soldiers, resolution, russia, search, Server, Support, Surge, Tension, Ukraine, uncertainty, War

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2773
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Magic Items Found:	7834
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Void Gems Collected:	36	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	8796
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server where we have more inquiries from Russian families than Ukraine has on missing soldiers! 🤣🤣🤣

We got so many crazy stories like Russian families trying to sneak into the server to find their lost soldiers but end up getting lost in our epic pixelated world! 😂😂

Join us for the chaos and the laughs as we navigate through the madness of missing soldiers and Russian families on a quest for their loved ones! 🤪🤪

Don’t miss out on the fun, come join our server and get ready for a wild ride! 🎉🎉🎉

PantsirCraft: Azerbaijani Plane Crash

air defense, aircraft, Aviation, azerbaijan, azerbaijani, Conflict, crash, DECEMBER, defense system, defense technology, government source, international relations, investigation, Military, military equipment, missile attack, PantsirCraft, plane, plane crash, Russian Pantsir-S missile, SECURITY, Tragedy

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8152
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
New Chunks Explored:	359385	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

so like, imagine this, right? a plane from Azerbaijan is just minding its own business, flying around, when BAM! out of nowhere, a Russian Pantsir-S missile comes out of the sky and just wrecks it. like, what are the chances, right?

if you wanna avoid getting hit by random missiles while flying, you should TOTALLY join our Minecraft server. we promise there are no Russian missiles here, just a bunch of cool peeps building stuff and having a grand old time. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake.

so come on over and join us, unless you want to risk getting hit by a missile while playing Minecraft. your choice, dude.

BlockyBucks: College Boosted Earnings

academic achievement, ADMISSION, Adulthood, Analysis, attending college, BlockyBucks, Boosted, Boosts, career advancement, college, earnings, education, Financial Success, future earnings, high schools, long term benefits, low-income, opportunities, socioeconomic status, Students, study, Threshold

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5318
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Alien Abductions:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Animals Bred:	190	Players Killed by Monsters:	1029

yo yo yo, listen up all you blockheads! if you wanna make mad stacks of diamonds in adulthood, then you gotta join our cray cray minecraft server! we got students from low-income high schools straight up ballin’ after attending our virtual college.

these peeps be makin’ so much cheddar, they gotta wear sunglasses indoors to block out the bling bling! we got a study that shows how students just barely gettin’ into college be rollin’ in the dough compared to their homies who didn’t make the cut.

so come on down to our server and get ready to level up your bank account faster than you can say “diamonds are a miner’s best friend!” let’s get this party started, y’all!

Epic Laughs & Challenges 1.20.4

1.20.4, challenge, Challenges, comedy, compilation, Edition, Entertainment, Epic, funny, haha, hilarious, humor, IMPOSSIBLE, LAUGH, laughs, list, longtail, memes, reaction, tags, Ultimate, Video, viral, ylyl

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4720
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Zombie Dances:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Star Shards Collected:	138	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where llamas rule the land and chickens wear top hats. Yes, you heard me right. And that’s not all – every time you mine a block, a random meme pops up on your screen. It’s like living in a meme museum, but with creepers. Join now for the ultimate LOLZ experience!

CraftyBlock Minecraft Server

Agreement, Birthday Party, Boundaries, celebration, children, Communication, compromise, Conflict, CraftyBlock, DAUGHTER, Decision making, Enabling, family, Minecraft, parenting, PINK, Protection, reconciliation, refusing, relationship, Respect, Server, Understanding

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7356
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	440	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Farms Harvested:	962

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of respecting a player’s preferences, even if they’re as specific as hating the color pink!

Join us and experience the thrill of protecting your virtual children from surprise parties filled with things they despise. Our server is a safe haven for those who refuse to conform to societal norms, especially when it comes to pushing unwanted colors onto innocent players.

Embark on epic quests to confront party-throwing relatives who just can’t seem to grasp the concept of personal preferences. Take a stand against the tyranny of pink and show the world that you won’t be forced to like something just because someone else thinks you should.

So come on over and join our server, where the only thing we force upon you is a good time and a whole lot of laughs. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of drama and family feuds? But hey, that’s just how we roll in this crazy virtual world.

HusbandHibernation

Accountability, aita, ALARM, Argument, Communication, Conflict, consequences, decision, husband, HusbandHibernation, Late, Marriage, morning, relationship, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, sleeping in, Timing, Upset, Wake Up, work

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9040
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can get revenge on your significant other for making you late to work? Look no further! Join our server and unleash your fury by building elaborate traps and obstacles to make sure they never make it to work on time again! Who needs couples therapy when you have Minecraft to settle your arguments? Join now for some marital mayhem and let the chaos ensue!

WisdomCraft: Life-Changer

#revelation, enlightenment, epiphany, eye-opening, Impactful, introspection, life changing, life-altering, lifechanger.., paradigm shift., personal growth, perspective, Profound, realization, Reflection, Self Discovery, self improvement, Soul searching, transformative, unexpected, wisdom, WisdomCraft

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8209
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the wackiest adventures you could ever imagine. From riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes to building a giant toilet-shaped house, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame this majestic beast will be granted unlimited riches and eternal glory.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer absurdity of it all. Who knows, you might just stumble upon that one piece of wisdom that changes your life forever (or at least gives you a good laugh)!

ElonCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Chaos, consequences, coronavirus, Covid-19, deaths, Economy, elon musk, ElonCraft, Government, health crisis, innovation, Minecraft, pandemic, philanthropy, Predicted, predictions, Server, Shutdown, society, Technology, Usa, usaid

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	923
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
New Chunks Explored:	552223	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

lol come join our minecraft server where we have so much chaos you’ll think elon musk himself pressed the shutdown button on usa id 😂😂😂

watch out for the predicted deaths as you navigate through our insane world filled with lava pits, exploding chickens, and giant spiders that shoot lasers out of their eyes 🔥🐔🕷️

if you survive all that, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base where the players are actually aliens in disguise 👽🤯

so what are you waiting for? join now and see if you can make it out alive (spoiler alert: probably not 😜)

NoDonationNation

Accountability, anonymous donations, anti-corruption, Bans, campaign finance, Democracy, donation restrictions, election laws, financial transparency, foreign donations, foreign interference, Government, Greenland, international relations, NoDonationNation, political donations, political ethics., political funding, political reform, regulations, transparency

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3834
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Alien Abductions:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF, LIKE GREENLAND BANNIN’ FOREIGN AND ANONYMOUS POLITICAL DONATIONS. U WANNA BUILD A HOUSE MADE OF DIAMOND BLOCKS? WE GOT U. WANNA RIDE A PIG INTO BATTLE? WE GOT U. WANNA FIGHT A GIANT CHICKEN BOSS? WE GOT U. JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL DA CRAZY FUN, BRUH. #NOFOREIGNPOLITICALDONATIONS #DIAMONDBLOCKHOUSEPARTY

No Bladder Tube Minecraft

anatomy, biology, BLADDER, body functions, Connection, digestion, digestive system, excretion, health, human body, INTERNAL, long tail tag, Medical, Minecraft, Mouth, Organs, physiology, Science, Tube, urinary system

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6818
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Dragons Tamed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Emeralds Found:	5635	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6082
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

join our epic minecraft server where the cows have wings and the pigs can juggle fireballs. we have a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. the diamonds are so shiny, they blind you with their beauty. and don’t even get me started on the talking sheep who give out free hugs. plus, there is no tube connecting your mouth to your bladder. why wait? come join the fun and madness today!

Snack Attack Minecraft Server

age 3, age 5, Attack, body fat, Body Mass Index, calories, Canadian children, childhood health, childhood obesity, diet, eating habits, Excess weight, health, Intake, linked, Minecraft, nutrition, obesity, processed foods, research, Server, snack, ultra-processed foods, weight gain

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4410
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Alien Abductions:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE ULTRA-PROCESSED FOODS FOR YOUR MINECRAFT CRAVINGS! JOIN US AND GET HALF OF YOUR GAMING CALORIES FILLED WITH FUN AND EXCITEMENT! RESEARCH SHOWS THAT PLAYING ON OUR SERVER AT AGE 3 WILL LEAD TO EXCESSIVE AMOUNTS OF FUN, HIGHER LEVELS OF AWESOMENESS, AND MORE EPIC MOMENTS BY AGE 5! COME ON AND FEAST ON OUR VIRTUAL BUFFET OF FUN!

HAM SMP

activities, alliances, Citizens, collaborate, communities, compete, democracies, dictatorships, Economies, establish, Ham, Infrastructure, Interact, Leaders, Minecraft, monarchies, multiplayer, Nations, political systems, Resource Gathering, Rivalries, Server, smp, Structures

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3337
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Mines Excavated:	3772	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Overview of HAM SMP Server

Type	Minecraft multiplayer server
Focus	Create and govern nations in a large-scale world
Features	Establish nations, build structures, create economies, form alliances, participate in political systems
Activities	Resource gathering, trading, building, creating laws, waging wars
Staff	Dedicated staff members for moderation and conflict resolution

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join the HAM SMP server?	Please add my discord: hamthedictator for more information on joining the server.
What can I do in the server?	Players can establish nations, build structures, create economies, form alliances, participate in political systems, and engage in various activities within their nations.
Are there rules in the server?	Yes, the server has rules to ensure fair play and resolve conflicts. Players are expected to follow these rules.
Is PvP allowed in the server?	Yes, players can engage in PvP activities such as waging wars against other nations.

Mighty Craft Empire 1.20.2

1.20.2, Craft, Empire, ever do it, greatest to ever do it, long tail, Mighty, tags, The Greatest

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1761
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6146
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread, I swear!

We got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring, like seriously, you’ll be blinged out in no time!

And the mobs on this server? They’re so dumb, they make a potato look like a genius. You’ll be slaying them left and right without breaking a sweat.

Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. You’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper”.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the greatest to ever do it!

Players:	104/600	Votes:	8851
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Holy Grails Found:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Buildings Constructed:	9	Votes:	9125