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| Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 4204 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 51 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 27 |
hey u, ya u, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of awesomeness. like seriously, u can build ur own castle made out of cheese and ride a pig into battle against evil zombie llamas.
oh and get this, there’s a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples somewhere in the map. but beware, cuz there’s a group of evil chickens guarding it with their sharp beaks and deadly clucks.
and if u think dat’s cool, just wait til u hear about the annual potato festival we have every year. u can dress up as a potato and participate in potato-themed mini games like potato sack races and potato toss. it’s like a spud-tacular party u don’t wanna miss.
so what r u waitin for? come join dis server and let’s have a blast together. who knows, maybe u’ll even become the king of the potato kingdom.
