Euros Be Like Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

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❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2488
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Animals Bred:	49	Ether Blades Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Blocky Bag Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs can fly and creepers breakdance. Our server is like a circus on steroids, with surprises waiting around every corner.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out here, challenging players to dance battles instead of fights.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just end up riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Farms Harvested:	482	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

SlopCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft SMP Experience

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Join our Minecraft SMP for the ultimate fapping-focused experience! Our server is filled with AI perfection, perfect for those who enjoy plapping to the next level. We have prompters, editors, requesters, gooners, AI pornmommies, PLAPpers, Stable Diffusion artists, NovelAI artists – basically, everything AIslop related!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that we once had a player who built an entire castle made out of diamond blocks, only to have it stolen by a group of mischievous Endermen. And don’t even get us started on the time when a herd of pigs took over the server and declared themselves the ruling class.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and provide endless entertainment, look no further! Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, no flooding the chat with niche kinks – we have standards, you know.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Punch & Choke Foids Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further because on our server, you can live out your wildest fantasies of choking and punching foids in the stomach!

Join us for epic battles where you can unleash your inner rage on unsuspecting players. But be warned, the foids won’t go down without a fight! With custom weapons and armor, you’ll be able to dominate the battlefield and show everyone who’s boss.

But that’s not all! Our server also features insane mini-games like “Foid Hunt” where you can track down and eliminate as many foids as possible. And don’t forget about our exclusive “Stomach Punch Arena” where you can challenge other players to a one-on-one brawl.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the chaos begin! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and no foids were harmed in the making of this server.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Minecraft SMP: / Meme Lords Brigade /

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where hololive idols and dodgers players team up to take on the Ender Dragon! That’s right, you’ll be fighting alongside virtual YouTubers and professional baseball players in epic battles against mobs and bosses.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the zombies drop sick beats instead of brains. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes guarded by a dancing creeper.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Frieren’s Fun Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because on our server, every Friday is Frieren Friday! What does that mean, you ask? It means that every block you mine has a chance of turning into a delicious fried chicken leg! That’s right, forget about diamonds, we’re all about that finger-lickin’ good loot!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken boss that roams the land and challenges players to epic battles. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with a golden egg that hatches into a pet chicken that follows you around and lays golden eggs for you to collect.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take a dive into our lava parkour challenge? It’s like regular parkour, but with a fiery twist! Complete it and you’ll be granted access to the secret Chicken Palace where you can feast on all the fried chicken your heart desires.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the cluckin’ craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

If you are: Crafty Miner in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all you do is build houses and mine for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for degenerate gamblers, where you can bet your diamonds on who will survive the next creeper explosion!

Looking for the next big thing? Look no further than our server, where we promise a 1000x return on your investment in dirt blocks. That’s right, dirt blocks!

And if you’ve always wanted to join a cult but didn’t know where to start, look no further. Our server is the perfect place to join an early cult and rise through the ranks by sacrificing chickens to the Minecraft gods.

Join now by sending your Solana to our Telegram group, where we promise not to scam you (probably). Don’t worry about being smart or knowing anything about custom RPCs, just read our Medium article and you’ll be good to go.

We’re only 25 people strong right now, but imagine the chaos when we send 20% of our supply to Adin Ross and Andrew Tate. It’s going to be a wild ride, so strap in and get ready for the craziest Minecraft SMP experience of your life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Secret Passages Found:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

ZzzCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you a home away from home! Need a place to crash because your parents turned their Winnebago into a mobile mansion and kicked you out? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all homeless Minecraft players looking for a cozy virtual abode.

Join us for epic adventures and build your dream home without worrying about getting evicted by your parents. Who needs a real house when you can have a pixelated paradise on our server? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who will help you mine diamonds if you offer him some spooky snacks.

So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even find a secret underground bunker filled with treasure or stumble upon a hidden village of friendly villagers who will trade you emeralds for your unwanted dirt blocks. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9286

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Certified Fresh rating on the tomatometer Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server has a Certified Fresh rating on the tomatometer! That’s right, even the tomatoes are loving our server!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that shoots fireworks out of its nostrils. That’s right, you’ll be the envy of all your friends with your majestic fire-breathing companion.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

airdrops, Anarchy, Auction, Bosses, Buyer, Clans, Competitions, Cosmetics, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Gifts, gold block, Grief, Large Online, Lucky blocks, Naruto, No Dupe, Pirate, Private, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Skypvp, Star of the Edge, Survival, tops, Vanilla, Weddings

❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Patriotic Canucks Minecraft Server

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Are you a Canadian who loves butter chicken and maple syrup equally? Do you feel a deep connection to both Tim Hortons and Bollywood movies? Then this Minecraft server is the place for you! Join us for epic battles against creepers and zombies while waving your Canadian flag proudly. Our server is filled with igloos, hockey rinks, and poutine stands for your building pleasure. Plus, rumor has it that Justin Trudeau himself logs on to play every night! So come join us and show the world that Indian Canadians are the most patriotic Canadians around!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Crops Grown:	9937

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Late for Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for Season 3, where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon and the alliances are shakier than a Jenga tower after a few too many drinks.

Forget about those other servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses together. On our server, it’s every player for themselves. Betray your friends, steal their diamonds, and watch the chaos unfold as friendships crumble and rivalries ignite.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has been known to swoop down and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face this mighty beast and claim the ultimate prize?

So why wait? Join us for Season 3 and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what wild adventures and crazy shenanigans await you on our server? It’s never too late to join the fun!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

The Forest Caliope Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Shrek is not just a movie, it’s a way of life! Join us on this magical journey through the swamps of Far Far Away, where you can build your own onion-shaped house and hang out with all your favorite fairytale creatures.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the one and only Calliope Mori, the ultimate Shrek savant. She will guide you through the land of ogres and donkeys, teaching you the ways of the swamp and how to live your best Shrek life.

If you’re not convinced yet, let me tell you about the time we had a Shrek-themed dance party in the enchanted forest. Donkey was busting out some sick moves, Fiona was twirling in her ballgown, and even Lord Farquaad showed up to break it down. It was a night to remember, and you can be a part of the fun too!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and get ready for a Shrektastic adventure like no other. Don’t miss out on all the ogre-sized fun!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Magic Items Found:	8996
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
New Chunks Explored:	790190	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

The Ultimate Question Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being called a schizo for questioning the Matrix? Do you want to uncover the truth behind the memes? Join our Minecraft SMP where we delve into the deepest conspiracies while building epic structures and battling creepers. We have mountain dew on tap and pajama parties every night. Don’t let the haters distract you, the truth is out there, bros. pic related, it’s my cat in diamond armor Join now and let’s uncover the secrets of the blocky universe together!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Crafty Humans Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever created! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the legendary adventures that await you on this server.

Once upon a time, a group of human men stumbled upon a magical portal that transported them to a world filled with blocky wonders. They quickly realized that this world was filled with dangerous creatures, treacherous terrain, and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered.

But fear not, brave adventurer! On this server, you will have the chance to team up with other human men to conquer dungeons, build magnificent structures, and battle against the evil forces that threaten to destroy this blocky paradise.

Join us now and become a part of the epic saga of the human men! Who knows, you might even uncover the secret of the legendary diamond sword that grants its wielder unimaginable power. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.