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| Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 3826 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 8 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. you gotta join because, like, Emmanuel Macron and other European leaders are, like, constantly criticizing Elon Musk for not playing on our server. they’re, like, so jealous of all the fun we’re having, building crazy stuff and fighting off creepers. it’s, like, the ultimate power move to join and show them who’s boss. plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll get a special power-up that lets you ride a flying pig into battle. how insane is that?! so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and show those European leaders who’s really in charge!
