haha come join our epic minecraft server where european banks leaving russia would make the cows start speaking russian and the pigs start doing the kalinka dance! the kremlin is all like “oh no, our companies gonna be hurt!” but we just laugh and keep building our epic castles and farms. join us for a wild ride of chaos and craziness, where anything can happen! plus, we have a secret underground disco party with the creepers every saturday night. don’t miss out, come join the fun!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 95/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
Blood Moons Survived: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 12
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Cosmic Pies Baked: 7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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