haha come join our epic minecraft server where european banks leaving russia would make the cows start speaking russian and the pigs start doing the kalinka dance! the kremlin is all like “oh no, our companies gonna be hurt!” but we just laugh and keep building our epic castles and farms. join us for a wild ride of chaos and craziness, where anything can happen! plus, we have a secret underground disco party with the creepers every saturday night. don’t miss out, come join the fun!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 95/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 33
Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
Herobrine Sightings: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7
Infernal Machines Built: 0 Infinity Stones Found: 5
Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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