Euro Weird Depressed Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of feeling weird, depressed, and messed up in the head like those poor Europeans? Join our Minecraft server and soak up all the virtual sunlight you need to keep your brain in tip-top shape! Our average player gets 3 times more sunlight than a Parisian, so you’ll be feeling like a ray of sunshine in no time. Say goodbye to those European blues and hello to a brighter, happier virtual world! Join now for a dose of Vitamin D and a whole lot of fun!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

TheVillagerPeople

Anarchy, Creative, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We have been hosting servers since 2019 with the goal of providing international quality with local ping.All our servers are locally hosted in SA so you don’t have to worry about connection problems.Join our servers with the IP address to try them out!We have A public Survival, Creative and Anarchy server, you can connect to them with “/server” in the lobby.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Obsidian Gang

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

SkallCraft Network

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

New Network with a variety of mini-games in which players can enjoy each and every one of the daily updates and improvements will contain great and important things for the player’s fun. We have the modalities: – PrisonOP [1.7 – 1.19]

– Survival Revolution [1.8 – 1.19]

– Survival SlimeFun [1.17 – 1.19]

– CTW [1.7 – 1.19]

– Practice [1.7 – 1.8]

– FullPvP [1.7 – 1.19]

– BedWars [1.8 – 1.19]

– SkyBlock [1.17 – 1.19]

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	146	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Star Shards Collected:	81
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

L2X9

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival

L2X9 is a cracked anarchy server for Minecraft 1.12.2. The server has no rules and is a free-for-all. Players can grief, raid, and pvp.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Crops Grown:	2721
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Lucid SMP

Survival, Vanilla

Lucid SMP is a Semi-Vanilla HermitCraft style SMP. We have a friendly staff team with a great community, and only a few plugins.We have no land claim, but to prevent griefers we have protection and rollback methods, so anything stolen will be replaced. We have a few plugins, such as vanilla tweaks and /home.There is no applications so you can just click join and then play!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45	Zombie Dances:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	2349
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Lone Survivor

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Lone Survivor is a survival SMP server that welcomes all players. The primary focus of the server is survival and PVE however players that enjoy PVP can toggle it on and off. This allows players to play the way they want when they want.Quality of Life Features: – Teleportation – Homes – Random teleportation – GriefPreventionNow playable on Java and Bedrock!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Serenity Realms

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Serenity Realms!Serenity Realms is a community known for a great staff team and it’s friendly community. With over 5 years of experience in hosting Minecraft Servers, we aim to bring you a quality experience, bug and lag free.Zero Tolerance Anti-Grief Policy

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Void Gems Collected:	32
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

PokeWild

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

PokéWild is a Non-Modded Pixelmon Survival Gamemode with tons of unique features!– Completely Vanilla, No Mods Needed! – Pokémon Generations 1 through 3! – Custom Crafting! – Unique Claim System!IP Address: play.pokewild.com Website: https://pokewild.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQtr95SMmg Store: https://store.pokewild.com/

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8883	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Enchantments Applied:	67	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

CladeCraft

Cross-Play, KitPvP, MCMMO, OneBlock, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Void Gems Collected:	23	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Ellenor

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

Ellenor is an Economy based survival server with many extras. There is a wide arrange of minigames for you to play, jobs to earn extra money with, MCMMO and a discord where everyone comes together.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Minecraft Lucid Access (MCLA)

Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Looking for a server that have long lasting end-game experience and friendly community where both Premium and Cracked can join too?Gamemodes: – Survival RPG – Skyblock – ON Prison – Parkour – Enhanced Vanilla – The Walking Dead – BedWars – Lots of MiniGames!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Enchantments Applied:	115
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	207

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Camp Half-Blood

Creative, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome, Demigod!Play Minecraft in a Percy Jackson – based server! We have weekly events, as well as gameplay of survival in Camp Half-Blood, quests in Mount Olympus, team games in the Parthenon, and Athena-inspired design contests in our creative world! Opt-In at: www.camphalfbloodaustin.org/minecraft Join server with IP: minecraft.camphalfbloodaustin.org

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	169

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Herobrine.org

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Earth, Factions, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival

Herobrine is a Minecraft server bringing players together in one place. Join our community and make new friends to play with!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

The Uncensored Library

Anarchy, Creative, Economy, PvE, Vanilla

The Uncensored Library. [1.14.4]

Come learn about the history. The #1 Hated Server among GovernmentsSite: https://uncensoredlibrary.com/ IP: visit.uncensoredlibrary.com

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

SkNetwork

Economy, Prison

SkPrison 1.8-1.19 • A Custom, Unique OPPrison Experience • Extremely OPPrison Server. Forget about Trillions, Quadrillions… Welcome the Decillions • Fortune 1 BILLION Pickaxes • FREE Autosell •

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4031	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Mines Excavated:	1552
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.