Euro Weird Depressed Minecraft Server

brain damage, brain function, Cultural differences, Depressed, environmental factors, EURO, Europeans, fucked in the head, geographical location, La, lack of sunlight, lifestyle choices, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, mood disorders, parisian, psychological well-being, Server, Sunlight, sunlight exposure, Vitamin D Deficiency, weird

Are you tired of feeling weird, depressed, and messed up in the head like those poor Europeans? Join our Minecraft server and soak up all the virtual sunlight you need to keep your brain in tip-top shape! Our average player gets 3 times more sunlight than a Parisian, so you’ll be feeling like a ray of sunshine in no time. Say goodbye to those European blues and hello to a brighter, happier virtual world! Join now for a dose of Vitamin D and a whole lot of fun!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Void Armor Forged:	15

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Bartol SMP

Earth, PvP, Survival

Welcome to the Bartol SMP, here we have 4 main servers, Hardcore, Anarchy, Earth, and Lifesteal;

On Lifesteal it’s simple, semi-anarchy, when you kill others you receive some of their hearts, and when they kill you they receive some of your hearts! If you loose all of your hearts then you automatically get banned for 2 days, after which you may re-join and start again (You do not loose hearts if you die to mobs, only players). On Hardcore, it’s pretty much the same as any hardcore world, the exact same amount of hearts, but there’s a twist! You also get banned for 10 hours , in which after you re-join and start again! On Anarchy, it’s the same as any other! NO rules, NO Restrictions, Go Wild! Earth is an Exact replica of the REAL Plant Earth! Including country borders, with claims and more. The more you play, the more you claim blocks you receive!

If you wish to Join you can, it’s Free! To also view the rules visit the #Rules channel in our Discord linked on this page.

The Owner Is Bartol#3110 . Cool Dude2016#2022 Manages This Server Page.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Oholei Torah Chai

Bedwars, Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Unofficial server for oholei torah or anyone else that is jewish! works with minecraft java and minecraft bedrock, and works with Tlauncher and cracked accounts

Gamemodes & minigames:

Survival Skyblock Creative Kitpvp Bedwars Skywars Spleen Tnt run

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	150	Dragons Tamed:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Corvid Crossing

Survival

A fun Survival Minecraft server, with an amazing community, a very dedicated staff who are always their to help! We just had a major server owner change as well as a map change. We are working very hard to make this server the best we can possibly make it. We have cool ranks you can buy as well as amazing rewards that come with each one of our custom ranks!!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

HeartGoldMC

Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

Welcome to HeartGoldMC. HeartGoldMC is a server with the pixelmonmod. We would love to invite you on to our server. Invite your friends too! Its a tight community and we hope you have fun!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	18

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

PitSim

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skywars

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Endless Night Skies:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

NoRules Network

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skywars

NoRules – Minecraft minigames network that allows cheating You want to try out cheating? Go for it!

– Skywars, Practice – More gamemodes coming, such as: Anarchy, KitFFA – Good Performance – Hosted in Europe (Germany) – Only HvH server with minigames

Only 2 rules: – No Regen, makes the game impossible to win and boring – No TPAura/InfiniteAura/SuperHit/TeleportHit, also makes it boring after a while.

Join now! play.norules.wtf

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Everlands

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to the Everlands! A Minecraft community built by a team of experienced players who a dream for a better survival Minecraft experience. The Everlands promises a Vanilla+ experience but strives to do so much more. We run community events frequently, at least twice a month, with a massive backlog of planned events. We mostly focus on Minecraft events, but we run events in other games as well. We expand the typical Minecraft survival experience in a way that keeps the game fun for long periods of time. Our community is extremely welcoming. Whether you are brand new to the game or a veteran, you can find an amazing game experience here. We are also extremely inclusive to everyone from all kinds of backgrounds, and including those within the LGBTQ+ community. We are a whitelist only server. Please apply in our discord: https://discord.ever-lands.com.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Farms Harvested:	585

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

ExtractMC

Vanilla

A Brand New PURE VANILLA Server! We Do However Have Teams Plugin. BEDROCK Compatible! We Are Currently Limited To 50 Players But Can Expand Depending On Demand. If You Are A BedRock Player, Leave Your Port As Default, Otherwise You Will Have Issues Joining! Thank You For Looking At My Server And I Look Forward To Seeing All Of You Soon!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

JailsMC

Economy, Prison

JailsMC brings a whole new experience of OP-Prison gameplay to reality. We offer many events to participate in and offer many challenges for our players to overcome to get to the top of the leaderboards.

We have worked very hard on optimizing the custom features that we hold on JailsMC, which include Tokens, Pickaxe Energy, Ancient Coins, and more. We take the OP-Prison experience to a whole another level. Come check us out!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Emeralds Found:	4393
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

JustBox

PvP

JustBox – 1.17.1 server version (server is 1.17.1+ idk why it says we are version 1.18 but you can play on that anyway) – Keepinventory on – Grind, build, pvp – Lots to do – Fun Join Today

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Void Armor Forged:	29
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

EleriumMC

KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to EleriumMC! We’re a gaming community focused on putting the player first! Join our network and discover our unique game modes, welcoming community, and exhilarating gameplay!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4903	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

PokeChampions

Economy, Hardcore, Pixelmon, Survival

Come have fun on this great adventure and be part of our family.

Server Information:

Automatic events. Safari with 7 large biomes.. VIPs at affordable prices. Battle pass system Boxes Daily missions and more.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

LifeSteal SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to the public LifeSteal SMP!

We are a simple server based on semi-vanilla with an additional feature where you can steal hearts from other players! If you kill someone, you receive their heart and the person you killed loses a heart, which will result in the killer having a maximum of 11 hearts and the victim 9. Our players also have the same advantages in PvP, and we do not restrict you from stealing or raiding other bases. We have made a limit of maximum 20 hearts on the server, and the lowest you can go is 5 hearts, so you don’t have to be afraid of getting banned as it’s already challenging to play on a hard difficulty with the minimum hearts.

Server Location: Germany Version: Java Edition, 1.19.2 Premium Only: Yes Difficulty: Hard

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8477	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	57

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Craftland

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

======================= Welcome to Craftland! ======================= If you are from bedrock include the * when voting Bedrock Port: 26561

We have Economy Zone PvP Claims Store Auctions Missions Lottery

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

RamboMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

RamboMC is a Dutch Minecraft server suitable for both Java and Bedrock players!

Our game modes are always available on the latest versions, so you never miss the latest features of Minecraft!

Our history: RamboMC was founded on January 6, 2021 and has been unstoppable since then. In the past 2 years we have continued to develop and have experienced enormous growth. We have welcomed 78,000 unique players to our network and have been #1 in the Dutch top list for a long time.

Of course, you can only really see if RamboMC is for you when you experience it, which can be done via the following information: IP: play.rambomc.nl ON PORT: 19132

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.