Euro Weird Depressed Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of feeling weird, depressed, and messed up in the head like those poor Europeans? Join our Minecraft server and soak up all the virtual sunlight you need to keep your brain in tip-top shape! Our average player gets 3 times more sunlight than a Parisian, so you’ll be feeling like a ray of sunshine in no time. Say goodbye to those European blues and hello to a brighter, happier virtual world! Join now for a dose of Vitamin D and a whole lot of fun!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Critter Craft

Economy, PvP, Towny

Embark upon an extraordinary odyssey within our Minecraft Survival Server, where the harmonious integration of Towny plugins converges with a pulsating economy, creating an immersive and intricate tapestry of gameplay.

Forge strategic alliances, stake your claim by establishing a sovereign town, and artfully navigate the nuanced dynamics of a player-driven economy. In this expansive world, success hinges on astute planning, collaboration, and the development of robust camaraderie.

Will you ascend as an economic maestro, skillfully shaping the destiny of your virtual empire, or emerge as a masterful town architect, crafting realms that stand the test of time? Alternatively, will you become a formidable force, a driving influence in the ever-evolving survival landscape?

Join us now and etch your indelible mark into the very bedrock of our server. An unparalleled adventure awaits—where unity, thriving communities, and conquest define your journey!

Don’t be scared. Come hang with the critters.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Lyoxir Network

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Lyoxir Network is a Minecraft server that values user feedback and constantly strives to improve. It offers an exclusive game mode, Survival Earth Kingdoms, which features a detailed map of the Earth where players can create/join kingdoms, role-play, and go to war. Lyoxir Network is committed to providing a unique and rewarding gaming experience that no other Minecraft server can compete with. Join now and come take a look!

Frequent questions: 1# What is our IP? You can join our network through the IP play.lyoxir.net or play.lyoxir.xyz. We are waiting for you!

2# What version is the server? Lyoxir Network supports players of all versions higher than 1.12.2, this to provide the user with a better experience.

If you have more questions or concerns about our server, we invite you to join our discord.lyoxir.net where you can create a ticket and talk to our team.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Dragons Nest

Creative, Factions, MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Killion Detention Center

Economy, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Survival

Killion Detention Center Revival

Welcome to the rebirth of a legend! The iconic Killion Detention Center – one of Minecraft’s most esteemed prison servers – is back, inviting inmates old and new to its fortified walls. Brace yourself, because while we’re resurrecting the nostalgia of the original, we’re also introducing modern-day twists that’ll test your survival and strategy skills.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Magic Items Found:	2326	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8865

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

KenterMC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

KenterMC is a Minecraft Server where you try to become the best player by grinding to get loot and by fighting others. There are a lot of ways to PVP, such as with swords, crystals and even custom items! The server is joinable on the more recent versions of the game. The current KenterMC IP is kentermc.minehut.gg

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

CivEarth v4

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Towny

CivEarth is a 1:500 Earth map Minecraft server that is on its 4th version! Join a diverse community and a mature and helpful staff. We have many unique plugins for you to enjoy with a range of Towny based plugins such as Towny Resources and Siegewar with other fun plugins including , MCMMO, a digital economy, auctions, PvP Duels, fishing, quests, vehicles, realms and dungeons and much more!

We are available on Java at: play.CivEarth.net. You can now join with bedrock! play.civearth.net, port:19132. We hope to see you around!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

The Dojo

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

The Dojo is a 1.20.1 advancing towny server focusing on survival, economy, and building your community. We work hard on ensuring all players have fun and do our best to fix any bumps along the way! We appreciate your time and thank you for supporting us!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

SloKuharji

Economy, Survival

Slovenian minecraft server with survival. good economy, friendly playerbase. lbalblalbalblablalbalblalblablalblalbalblalbalblalbalblllalblabllablablablablabablablablablablablablabl

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

CritPots

Anarchy, Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

» Fun PvP : With the removal of netherite armor, totems, and end crystals we ensure a fast paced pvp experience.

» Diamond Based Economy : Currency is backed by diamonds for a balanced and long lasting economy.

» Raiding : There are no rules against griefing or raiding other bases, do as you wish in the free world!

» Leaderboards : Climb the leaderboards and rise to the top!

» Proximity Voice Chat : Talk with others using the Simple Voice Chat mod! (Not required to join)Voice Chat Mod : modrinth.com/plugin/simple-voice-chat

» IP : Critpots.mine.bz

Currently no bedrock support

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Potions Brewed:	154
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Runes Activated:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Red MC

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival

Red MC is a Minecraft server that offers a unique and exciting gaming experience. Whether you’re new to Minecraft or a seasoned veteran, our custom survival server will offer you a unique experience. Our goal is to provide a Minecraft world

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Farms Harvested:	198
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

BluePlanetMc

KitPvP, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to BlueplanetMC!

Step into the extraordinary world of BlueplanetMC, where the horizon is boundless, and adventure soars high in the sky. We offer a unique combination of Survival and Skyblock, providing players with the freedom to play in various ways.

Explore the Survival Adventure: Immerse yourself in the vast survival world of BlueplanetMC, where challenging environments and wondrous landscapes await you. Gather resources, construct beautiful structures, and brave the dangers hidden in the expansive terrain.

Explore the Skyblock: Embark on the Skyblock challenge and experience life high above the clouds. Start with a modest island and expand it into a floating paradise. Survive with limited resources and collaborate with fellow island residents to create the ultimate skyblock empire.

Join the BlueplanetMC Community: Become a part of our growing community of adventurers, builders, and survivors. Make friends, share your creations, and leave your unique mark in the world of BlueplanetMC.

Whether you’re exploring the ground or reaching for the stars, BlueplanetMC offers an unparalleled gaming experience. Join us and discover the limitless possibilities of our Survival and Skyblock Minecraft server!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Void Armor Forged:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

herobrine.live

Earth, LifeSteal, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

Embark on a thrilling adventure at Herobrine.live – a Minecraft survival server where you create, survive, and thrive. Engage in a vibrant community.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Mines Excavated:	2379
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Dexteria

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding

Dexteria is a new Minecraft Network that is 1.7.10-1.20 that is starting out focused on the OG Factions experience and bringing back the OG faction members and the new factions players. Getting rid of all of the new faction elements that some other servers are using like custom enchants. We have a large staff team working day and night to bring you the best Factions experience that we can. Initial Map and server release is in the near future. Server is open with FFA available while server development is still in the works. Server Offers lot’s of OG Factions plug-ins and some custom plug ins, these including Koth Event, Nex Event, Raiding Outpost, FFA Arena, Give-aways, Buycraft F-top Payouts

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Shroom Mc

Survival, Vanilla

Shroom Mc is a survival Minecraft server offering a wide range of possibilities to enhance your Minecraft experience on 1.20.2. The server offers a community-driven economy, which gives every player the freedom to earn, sell and trade goods with other players independently.

For greater comfort and enhanced experience, the server offers land claiming to protect against griefing/raiding by other players, allowing you to really build something special and show off your building skills to the world.

Ranking up for extra perks, participating in different events, and obtaining customized items & gear through the crates at spawn are some of the possibilities on Shroom Mc!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	159	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Odion

Roleplay

This is a modded server. To join, download this technic pack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/duelist-academy-network.1784071/about

Duelist Academy Network is a Yu-Gi-Oh! GX inspired server with most of our current builds based on that era. Were a veteran group of Discord staff, Minecraft server staff, and Yugioh nerds who are there to have a good fun time.

We host regular tournaments, special events, and the occasional seasonal special! Everyone is welcome to express any feedback and the staff regularly meet up to discuss feedback, so all feedback is great to have. Hope you decide to join us!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!