Euro Weird Depressed Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of feeling weird, depressed, and messed up in the head like those poor Europeans? Join our Minecraft server and soak up all the virtual sunlight you need to keep your brain in tip-top shape! Our average player gets 3 times more sunlight than a Parisian, so you’ll be feeling like a ray of sunshine in no time. Say goodbye to those European blues and hello to a brighter, happier virtual world! Join now for a dose of Vitamin D and a whole lot of fun!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1416	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Meteorites Collected:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	475
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

EPICRAFT

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

Welcome to the original Minecraft community – Online since 2011 and thriving with active staff, a solid player base and contemporary survival. Towny, Mcmmo, Progressive Ranks and much more. Join now at ip play.epicraft.com.au

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	34	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

NekoBox

OneBlock, PvE, PvP

Nekobox is a network with boxpvp and oneblock., we are growing and we have a good comunity, active we have server with more than 10 users per day and with funny and goood things to do

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Spleef Legeends

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This is Spleef Legeends, here you can play spleef and hang out!

Version: 1.3IP: legeends.mcserver.usMinecraft Version: Java 1.19 to 1.20.1

We have 5 gamemodes mainly based on spleef!

These are:

1. Insane Spleef (Duels)2. Classic Spleef (Duels)3. Multiplayer Spleef (3-8 Player Chaotic Spleef)4. Bridge Spleef (Normal Bridge but with instant-break)5. Skywars Spleef (Skywars with a spleef twist)

Join our discord: https://discord.gg/fe6qyWdDXy

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Endless Horizons Survival

mc.endlesshorizons.co.uk

We are a survival Server, the server holds 50 players so we are only looking to build a good community, there is no whitelist. The aim of this server is to collect everything legitimately; just as you would in single player and to build structures from things you have collected. You are welcome to work with other people to achieve whatever you want. You have to go through our tutorial when you join the server. If you think you can abide by all out rules please join this server.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

SurviveWithUs

LifeSteal, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Large survival server with completely custom plugins and a fresh map for our players to begin adventuring on. Every player has access to a randomtp so you can find the perfect spot to start your adventure! Other awesome features include : Keep inventory 24/7 server uptime Active owners/admins If you have any questions at all feel free to join our discord and ask! Thank you for your time!!!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

The UnderRealms SMP (WHITELIST, RACES, CUSTOM GEN & LORE)

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We are currently whitelisted! Join the Discord to find out more! 🙂

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We are looking for players who are extremely community oriented, or even willing to be. The idea is to have a similar environment as the HermitCraft SMP server and be story driven like Dream SMP or the Stoneworks RP server, but with a little twist. There’s really no major inspiration from that other than community oriented building and interacting. This will involve lore made by the staff to help encourage players to make their own. Every season, a few months to a year, the server is reset and built up again by you in new and creative ways. If this sounds like your cup of tea, JOIN THE DISCORD HERE! Before any player will be allowed to join, they will need to prove themselves to us Staff. 🙂 Other than that, you will have free survival reign over the world as you would in a single player world. Just Be Courteous To Other Players and Try to make things look good to the best of your abilities. Also, all member updates are on the Discord channel.

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SERVER MAP

PC Only. We are based in Java Edition

As the Seasons have gone on, we can no longer host the previous seasons as a creative test build world. They are much to big for the host server to handle along with the main world.

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Disclaimer:We change the theme for the server every season. We have done full vanilla SMP and almost entirely modded. This lets each season be a new and interesting setting to play, and to have fun with friends. This season we are doing Races, Custom Generation, and a mild continuation of the previous Season’s lore. We have an amazing spawn area this season as the theme is The Garden. We currently have custom made plants and food recipes to go along with the Custom Gen biomes alongside the vanilla biomes.

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Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Enchantments Applied:	258
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Crops Grown:	1237	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

BlazeFactions (SkyBlock) (1.8-1.20.4)

Faction Pvp, Factions, Kit, MCMMO, PvP, Shopgui, Skyblock

FREE DONOR RANKS FOR THE FIRST PEOPLE TO JOIN WHILE THE OWNER IS ONLINE!!Supports 1.8x-1.20.2 Welcome to BlazeCraft! We are a new server looking to build a community of players we wont stop until we achieve this goal. We offer many different things such as factions, custom enchantments, shop, a money system etc. We still have many things to work on but the server is fully playable. The first few people to join will get free kits and items if the owner is on!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Funcraft

Funcraft is a good server with good staff and fun arena, and stuff and we love new user’s so please join and i hope you invite your friends. Thank you and please tell other Minecrafters about Funcraft! Enjoy!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	8046
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Turtle SMP

Cross-Play, Survival

Welcome to Turtle SMP! Java/Bedrock The one and only true SMP experience! We host events, giveaway ranks, and we’re fully free to play!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dragons Tamed:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9951	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Chimeras Created:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

CyberrMC Metwork

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CYBERMC:

OPEN BETA

PVP

LIFESTEAL LifeSteal-Dupe

MORE GAMEMODES COMING SOON

FUN AND A COOL SERVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	14
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Animals Bred:	26

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

McBluecross

McBluecross fast growing server with a lot of members and new players each day. We provide multiple worlds with a lot of fun. A survival world, creative world, zombie survival world and skylands!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Enchantments Applied:	88	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	183	Secret Passages Found:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Anarchia Mistaken

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Anarchy Server by Mistaken.pl is a Minecraft anarchy server with no rules and no queue. This means that you can do whatever you want on the server without being punished. The server started on 04/23/2022. We associate players from the Polish community of Mistaken.pl.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Mines Excavated:	3603	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

ThenzoSMP s1 released

Bosses, Cosmetics, Jobs, smp, Survival, Unique, Updates

ThenzoSMP

ThenzoSMP is a server that strives to become the most unique survival server with the most enjoyable twists, like boss fights, jobs, battlepass, and a lot more!

join today to find out every feature!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

SwiftMC – [Dungeon Adventure] [PvP] [Survival] – Alpha Testers needed!

Dungeons, Progression, PvE, PvP, Survival

SwiftMC is a survival server combined with a new take on a ‘PvP-Dungeon-Arena’.

You can either just play ordinary SMP Minecraft, or take on the Dungeon Adventure! Fight your way through and explore big PvP areas filled with Loot, Bosses and Portals. Everyone who takes part of the Alpha testing right now will get rewarded! We really need testers!

No world reset will occur on official release but Levels, Skills and Ranks may be reset due to balance changes.

Come be a part of the early alpha testing that is now going on! You will for sure enjoy this unique Minecraft SMP experience!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

ObsidianCraft Cloud

-= What is ObsidianCraft? =-

ObsidianCraft is a top of the line 32GB RAM Intel Server with 5000 slots. Currently, there are 4 servers, Main SMP, Hardcore, Survival Games, and most recently, Factions!

Join today and experience an amazing community, great staff, and more!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	92
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Divine Spears Created:	19	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!