Euro Weird Depressed Minecraft Server

brain damage, brain function, Cultural differences, Depressed, environmental factors, EURO, Europeans, fucked in the head, geographical location, La, lack of sunlight, lifestyle choices, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, mood disorders, parisian, psychological well-being, Server, Sunlight, sunlight exposure, Vitamin D Deficiency, weird

Are you tired of feeling weird, depressed, and messed up in the head like those poor Europeans? Join our Minecraft server and soak up all the virtual sunlight you need to keep your brain in tip-top shape! Our average player gets 3 times more sunlight than a Parisian, so you’ll be feeling like a ray of sunshine in no time. Say goodbye to those European blues and hello to a brighter, happier virtual world! Join now for a dose of Vitamin D and a whole lot of fun!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Alien Abductions:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

CubePixel

LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP

Best server PvP server Lifesteal Heartsteal Hypixel like soon 24/7 server Best India server and Nepal Location germany

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	19	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Falling into the Void:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

MineCove

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Join a community, not a server.

MineCove is a professional, family oriented atmosphere founded August 1st 2012. We strive for fun, fair, and kind play. Hostile natures in any form have no place here.

**Earn 100 McMMO levels for free when you join!**

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Alien Abductions:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

The Hallowed Aether

Survival

CF_ProminenceIIFabric_2.6.5.jar Modpack 1.20 Up and coming server oriented for long term play! Prominence Void’s Invasion

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Enchantments Applied:	296	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Mines Excavated:	4346
Farms Harvested:	409	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

ninescraft

cant wait to see you there 🙂

ps Nineballed, Modmasta, and Mojoconcarne are the owners

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	125
Love Letters Sent:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Cake Smp

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft survival smp server. Griefing and killing people is allowed. Rules: No hacking/X-ray, No harassment/bullying others, no offensive language in chat (swearing is allowed) and no spawn killing. You are allowed to grief bases and kill other players. After you kill another player you may not kill them for another 10 minutes. Forming alliances or teams is encouraged Don’t build lag machines too ig The server has a world border of 10k but it will be expanded if more people join

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Villages Defended:	15	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Secret Passages Found:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Potions Brewed:	165
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

DesiredCraft Network

Factions, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival Games

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Magic Items Found:	2268	Star Shards Collected:	200
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Vox Populi

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

We are a tight Minecraft community with a lot to offer. Everyone is welcome. We have some awesome role play and fantasy goals and experiences, as well as completely unique plugins and features that you have to see to believe. We are probably the highest quality server you’d ever find, you have our word.

**Rules**: No Griefing. No Profanity. Use Common sense. /rules in game.

**Plugins**: We have over 60 plugins, all configured by hand with lots of love.

**Owner**: Zombiemold

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

voortex online

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Hey! We are voortex. A new Semi-Vanilla SMP. If you are looking for a new Minecraft Server that is currently trying to build a strong and active Community, feel free to join us!

See you there!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Buildings Constructed:	35
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Zombie Dances:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

CraftGeneration Server

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

Server for the Portuguese-speaking community, the most stable and organized in Brazil and perhaps in the world.

no resets during active version online since 2010

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	New Chunks Explored:	761510
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

SkyRomania

Survival

SKY ROMANIA is a server focused on survival, we are a new server with huge potential. For donations or other information, go to our Facebook page: https://dsc.gg/skyrom

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Havoc

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

Our goal here at HAVOC is to have something for everyone. Every day we are hard at work developing new plugins, building new buildings and fostering new ideas. That is something you don’t find every day. Here at HAVOC you get well educated, professional staff, whom are more than happy to answer all of your questions, but will stay out of your way. We allow our players to effectively moderate themselves, only stepping in when need be. We will never bother you with stupid rules, no items are black-listed, the game will never be nerfed in any way.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

ZaraKits

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Zarakits is a Lifesteal server that just released beta can’t wait to see you Minecraft miners!

We also give free kits to players! That join

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Minecraft Omega

Minecraft Omega – The last server you will need!

Welcome to the new world and may your torches always light, your bellies always be full, and your legs run faster than the creepers!

I’m happy to announce that Minecraft Omega is one of the fastest growing professionally hosted Minecraft servers around! Please feel free to join the world, set up camp, and make yourselves at home. Invite your friends. Start a community. This server is by the players, for the players – it will grow and evolve based on what the community desires. The ultimate goal: have fun! Basic common sense rules apply.

-Craftbukkit Survival PVP/PVE -64 player support (growth to 200+ emminent) -Dynamic economy, ever evolving set of plugins and settings to keep things interesting! -Greylist for emergencies only, plenty of cheat and grief protection. -Experienced, professional, courteous staff with extensive hosting experience.

Current plugins: Towny, Gods, McMMO, Broker, Citizens to name a few!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	451	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Villages Defended:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Potato SMP

Earth, Survival

Server created for handling vanilla redstone contraptions Our server have no paper/spigot that will interfere vanilla redstone logics, hopper and such. Everything same as vanilla minecraft. Professionals can design complicated redstone together without lag and problems Map/progress will not be wiped

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	7

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Vale Network

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

– Create your own towns, claims, and nations with Towny! – With a fresh new Towny map, create your map on our large 9kx9k map! Check out our live render of the world at https://map.vale.gg – EliteMobs dungeons, bosses, and custom items – Unique ranking system with personalized perks – Community Favorite: Slimefun plugin with many addons and world generation. – Jobs with awesome level-up perks. – Survival and vote crates – A small, friendly tight-knit community and staff team. – Anti-griefing tools, rollbacks, secured backups, and a no map reset policy. —-

Play Now. play.vale.gg

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Dimension Hops:	10

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.